CAPTION THIS!

Roll Call ^ | CAPTION THIS!

[ambrose]

CAPTION THIS!

[BossLady]

Dimwomen run the gamut of emotions from A to B!!! :o

[section9]

Anyone turn to stone, yet?

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[Revolting cat!]

Lonesome, 'ungry and mean!

(With apologies to Waylon Jennings and Steve Young.)

[Lockbox]

As Ritter would say "it's time for Burger King"!

[ErnBatavia]

"Makes you want to burn every bed in the country."

Please! It's only been two years since my hernia surgery, and I don't want to bust out the mesh by laughing!!

[Palladin]

William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
from Macbeth

A dark Cave. In the middle, a Caldron boiling. Thunder.

Enter the Four Witches.

Hillary. Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
Mikulski. Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
Boxer. Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!
De Gette. Round about the caldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Hillary. Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Boxer. Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Mikulski. Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

[fnord]

lol

[ErnBatavia]

Everywhere you look . . . it's babes, babes, babes.

Having another gander, I'm starting to feel like some sort of UNSCOM fella.....gotta go now; got the munchies. Shower and a quick fast food burger.

[Odile]

We're the Bargain TP Girls. Our motto is: "We're rough, We're tough, and we don't take no stuff off of anyone."

[mafree]

From left, Sen. Barbara Boxer, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, Rep. Diana DeGette and Sen. Barbara Mikulski address the media Wednesday in support of Roe V. Wade, marking the 30th anniversary of the landmark Supreme Court case.

This is what is ugly about them.

[Gone_Postal]

We're fat stupid and ugly, and we're in your face

[Palladin]

Casting call for remake of Night of the Living Dead.

[Palladin]

Ghost of Fred Sanford: "Beauty is only skin deep, but UGLY is to the bone!"

[Palladin]

Instead of 72 virgins, Scott Ritter wakes up in Hell and sees these four!

[par4]

It's the Leigh Sisters - Home, Ug, Hard and Port at their family reunion

[Odile]

This historic first meeting of the CONGRESSIONAL LESBIAN CAUCUS is hereby called to order.

[Palladin]

The Oink-Oink Sisterhood

[APBaer]

"Like any of them are ever going to have sex,"

I've just looked in my liquor cabinet, and have found nothing strong enough to push even a lifer into any of those swamps.

[yooper]

"I'm proud to stand here with three women my husband did not attempt to seduce."

[IncredibleHulk]

We can accomplish anything!

Watch us make a freight train take a dirt road.