Wounded Martha asks: Why do they hate me? (Hitlery Martha's role model)

DAILY NEWS ^ | January 27, 2003 | DAVE GOLDINER

[Mudboy Slim]

"Got Sky Above and MUD Below!!"
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")

Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams piss-liquor down...
Them Lib'rals start to drinkin'...

Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz DemBoyz are Queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Slick Willie and Algore, y'all...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"

Now DemLib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Media Bores..."Gravitas" DemLeftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...Thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!

Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...who's known Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...Med'yuhWhore'd could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!

Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH RATS' 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!

Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll die," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
Algore said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, that Internet I did make...
Your FreeRepublic Left's laws shall break!!
Boy, read the polls, George Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"

Well, these Democrats they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
FEAR my Wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"

Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's THUGS were called....they attacked Mudboy!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )8^D!!
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
Mudboy Slim's Presidin'!!!"

Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"

Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"Clinton In Chains...RATS Love Slick MORE!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, the twisted Lib'rals must be smacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!

Blue skies above...clear stream below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We Celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!

MUD (9/25/00)

FReepers...it's time to Make Yer Stand!! Please join your fellow Patriots in Washington, DeeCee on the 15th of February 2003!! It promises to be a day none of us will ever forget!!

FReepersUp...MUD

1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Sic Semper Tyrannis)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Droopy" chins works better, IMHO..."drippy chins" is sorta gross, my FRiend...MUD

[NYpeanut]

No, I really meant "drippy" as in: "Monica, baby, y'all got somethin' drippy on yer chin, there. Soak it up with this here cigar before it gets on yer dress."

I really have no idea if you have a droopy chin, nor would I presume to guess.

[Mudboy Slim]

Lotta Leftist women allegedly find a romantic interlude with Count Dracula to be quite enticing...while others would gladly snap their thongs to git their lip bit by Der SchleekMeister hisself...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I'll milk whatever rumors I need to milk fer as long as they need milkin', ma'am...MUD

BTW...The RATS Shall Achieve Third-Party Status by the end of this Decade...SITYS!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

I stand corrected..."drippy chins" does work better in describing KneePadLib'rals...MUD

[sultan88]

"Continue round and around and around the Beltway all evening. observing the posted speed limit just to annoy the other drivers. At approximately 1 a.m., return to your hotel."

BWAHAHAHA That's how I ALWAYS find my way around D.C.

[luvtheconstitution]

These are just two skanky broads without a whit of intergrity between them. Talk about two peas in a pod.

[wharfrat]

Does that include her grounds keeper getting run over in her garden? Or did the acclerator just get stuck?

[Liz]

One of the cases involved her stiffing the help....out of money. Running over them was a bonus, I guess.

[Liz]

Interesting that Hitlery's statement (issued later) seems to be telling Martha to shut up.

[Liz]

.......I shoulda added (/sarcasm on) to my remarks........

[razorback-bert]

Now you too can subscribe to Martha Stewart's Investing for insider stock tips.


Subscriptions available 25 years to life.

[Sal]

Hehehehehe. Thanks for the link. Hehehehehehehe, snicker, chuckle. And I agree with your later post that Hillary! is telling Martha to shut up.

Unfortunately, my best guess is that if there is a direct link to Hitlery, this investigation will simply peter out...

[Liz]

Don't give her any publishing ideas. We've got enough Martha on the bookstands. (chuckle)

[Liz]

.....if there is a direct link to Hitlery, this investigation will simply peter out...

Brings back so many awful, awful memories of the Clinton years............

[Corin Stormhands]

...attributed her problems with the public to jealousy she thinks some Americans feel at her success.

No Marthy, it's your craftier than thou attitude. You act like your hot glue doesn't stink.

[Liz]

Heheh. Good one.