Wounded Martha asks: Why do they hate me? (Hitlery Martha's role model)

DAILY NEWS ^ | January 27, 2003 | DAVE GOLDINER

[Liz]

Putz? Please clarify. Martha or Holy Joe. Or both? Hah.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...she's a big thief."

Michael Milken the BI+C#, IMHO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Anne Coulter's book Slander"

Great book, IMHO...who do I owe it too again, FTH?!

LOL...MUD

BTW...Grampa Dave, you interested in becoming a CelebrityJudge?! I've got one--possibly two--openings!!

[Liz]

The Clintons did not win election b/c they were so popular -they garnered less than 50% of the popular vote. That third party pest Perot, who got 12% of the vote, put the kibosh to a Bush pere win.

Second time around, Clintons were up against Bob Dole who was the worst candidate ever - he even fudged his pro-life position which is certain disaster for a candidate.

[Grampa Dave]

Pray tell what is a Celebrity Judge, and will being one, interfer with my Fly Fishing?

[Mudboy Slim]

"...will being one, interfere with my Fly Fishing?"

Not in the least...MUD

BTW..."what is a Celebrity Judge?!"

Yer fellow CelebrityJudges can fill ya in, my FRiend.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I loathe her and all she stands for."

Dittoes...MUD

[Aquinasfan]

Holy Joe?

Holy Joe.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Don't say ANYTHING BAD about Martha Stewart"

Martha and the HildaBeast Sittin' in a Tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!

Martha Stewart and the Clintons are PeasInAPod, IMHO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Holy Joe" equals Whiney RAT 'HO'...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"SlickWillie FOOLS!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")

SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight...
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...
It would be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!!
The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!!
RATScum best git usedta LOSIN'!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

SlickWillieFOOLS, tell Slick "Good-Bye!!"
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Left don't like RAPE!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, RATS don't like RAPE!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist RATS Reject His Faux Populism!!
Until then, the DemonRAT Party will continue to IMPLODE!!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Quite Sincerely...MUD

1 posted on 11/20/2002 5:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[razorback-bert]

attributed her problems with the public to jealousy she thinks some Americans feel at her success.

Poor Martha was just one of life's lottery winners and she supports so many good causes.

I hear Martha being called a strong woman, she isn't strong, just a bossy @itch.

[Semaphore Heathcliffe]

the people I've ever heard mention MS in public tend to dislike her because she is (was?) filthy rich. Standard envy.

[MrB]

I used to like Martha, I admired her success.
Then this greedy stock deal, which wouldn't have hurt her much to just take the loss.
Then I found out that she was a big Clinton supporter, and that was it.

I told my wife that we will not buy anything Martha-related, no matter what the quality/value.
Any dollar spent on Martha's items replaces money that went to fund the Clintons corruption.

[FreeTheHostages]

I have no clue what Celebrity Judge is.

I think it may be that MUDBOY OWES ME A BUMPER STICK for winning a previous contest and WON'T PAY UP and thinks I'm going to judge for him all the reasons why McAuliffe is racist without first getting my BUMPER STICKER, of which such assumption he is sorely wrong.

Mudboy Slim is a big wet puppy dog. If he designates you a celebrity judge, you're likely to get wet too!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mudboy Slim is a big...puppy dog"

Thank you, my FRiend...lookin' forward to my tequila shots...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[luvtheconstitution]

Thanks for the pic - Hillary has never looked so good!

[RepublicanHippy]

"The embattled entrepreneur also revealed that one person who had come to her support was Sen. Hillary Clinton."

Boy is she stupid.The reason people hate her is because she is a RAT! Once I found out she is a RAT, I stopped buying her magazines, etc. As far as Hillary calling her, doesn't Martha get it? Hillary is NOT calling her because she likes Martha and feels sorry for her. She is calling her looking for more campaign cash or whatever else Martha can give her; free sheets, towels, etc.

[Liz]

Nice take.

[RepublicanHippy]

"the people I've ever heard mention MS in public tend to dislike her because she is (was?) filthy rich. Standard envy."

Oh please. I dislike her because a) she is a RAT and gives lots of money to the RAT party and b) she is an arrogant b----- and her products stink.