[Registered]

Ya gotta educate the masses somehow...

[Slicksadick]

Very Good.

[Registered]

bump

[William McKinley]

He holds his pickle,
Takes Saddam's lettuce,
Iraqi arms don't upset him
All he asks is that you let him,
Commit treason!

[Diogenesis]

[BufordP]

Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I saw this!

[TLBSHOW]

I have had flyers made up and put them around town when my local rat paper refused to print the story. It said

Watch out for Pervert Scott Ritter Alert

Local Paper won't warn you but I will

Former UN inspector arrested for for trying to lure under age girls to BK to watch him do himself

Then i printed the web sites to find the stories.

LOL

[1Old Pro]

Great, it's going into distribution now!!!

[humblegunner]

Ping

[Flyer]

THIS FLYER IS BEING PROVIDED FREE OF CHARGE

Free? No one consulted me.

---

Support Your Houston FReeper Chapter!

---

[Zathras]

Somehow, I knew it was you!
Great as always.

[demnomo]

Hey, check it out. (Makes me wish that I lived in New York State.)

I hope someone carries a sign that reads: IF YOU WERE BORN BEFORE DESERT STORM--YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR RITTER. What a perverted, obviously compromised jerk. (Ritter, that is.)

I also hope someone passes out flyers detailing Scotty-Boy's major U-turn on Saddamn. Of course, the lame, pathetic, pervert-worshipping liberals who will flock to hear his "message" won't want to guess the connection.

A liberal feels: So long as a speaker believes war is never the answer to any conflict, (but believes that abortion is the solution to much of the world's problems) thinks it's not that bad if WMD are in the hands of known genocidal maniacs like Saddamn, doesn't believe Al-Queda (and the States that sponsor and/or encourage terrorist activities) are a threat so long as we "leave them be," views the Palestinian suicide bombers as "freedom-fighters," and hates President Bush who is the real and only terrorist walking the face of this earth, it doesn't really matter to liberals what a speaker does in their "private" and/or "criminal" sexual life. Even if that speaker had a documented history of opposing views and directly LIED to them or got caught in an obvious LIE, ("You have the wrong guy" "I never had sex with that woman" "I don't recall" "Saddam has WMD and will use them") the speaker remains credible to a liberal "hear only what they want to hear" moron.

[G.Mason]

Excellent work!

Prints out perfectly.

[dead]

I'm gonna buy you a Happy Meal for that effort.

And I won't even make you watch me do anything to earn it.

[doug from upland]

Okay, gang. Who is near Ritter's Burger King? Who is going to tape it to the building?

[doug from upland]

RITTER SONG LIST

[finnman69]

bump

Positively PROFESSIONAL work.

[Chad Fairbanks]

That's pretty cool, man... I'd print some up and istribute them, but do you think I should check with JimRob first, since it has FR's name on it????

[sweetliberty]

ROTFL! You are SO bad!

[Bonaparte]

Oh, man, am I ever gonna have fun stapling these up around Berkeley.

[1Old Pro]

btt