shocking propaganda against France

Fédéraliste

[JudgemAll]

We were attacked with box cutters not WMD.

so they destroyed the WTC with box cutters??? I guess the Nazies just used innocuous carbon monoxide too. Like some kraft nijas hitting the glass with box cutters. Maybe the German Nazi pogroms against Jews and crystal nacht were of no concern either. So the mob is not a mass destruction weapon either. Gasing people around.

Gees, three mob cheers for Saddam and terrorists indeed. Let us not think and let us agree with their thesis without discussion, no no no.

[JudgemAll]

They have succeeded in being hated by the whole Moslem world - which owns the main oil reserves.

Just as the Jews succeeded in being hated by Germans? When did America attack the muslims specificaly? Or the muslim religion? And why blame the victim for attracting crimes upon itself? Isn't it pagan superstition?

[JudgemAll]

"French people know they have lost their weight in international politics. "

Ah! and so it is, about sheer power hunger, this addiction to this welfare, this farce of communist power struggle, this nationalism, this national socialism, this loss that the French crave for now..

But as for truth, genuine truth, the Know thyself Socratic civilization, no, that the French renounce, and they accuse America of not having it, accusing America of France's own urges for power, for greedy selfish power and popularity, this weight in international affairs...

That is not France, but Hitlero-Napoleonic view of "France" and "Europe" that you have here. ....

[JudgemAll]

[JudgemAll]

[William McKinley]

For the humor value, I am sure. Monty Python wouldn't be quite so funny if it was mocking the Germans.

[BlueLancer]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now, go away, or else I shall taunt you a second time.

VARMINT CONG ALERT!!!

[Chancellor Palpatine]

To Pierre, I say this: "Blow Me".

[duke_h3]

Really, then why did we not keep Kuwait?

You didn't? Funny are all those troops there on vacation? The huge American oil companies haven’t 100% control over the Kuwait oil? And Dick Chaney wasn't elected president of Halliburton; it’s all a big dream... The rest of the world live in ignorans ...

[Drango]

It's wrong to be French.

[Rollee]

You are right on the money! Thank you for putting it so succintly.

[Wonder Warthog]

Hear! Hear!

Bravo!

[Wonder Warthog]

"Cheese I can understand, but snails?? I'd eat a crow before I'd eat a snail."

How 'bout crawfish??

[Verginius Rufus]

Good list, but you left out Napoleon III's invasion of Mexico (temporarily successful but ultimately a failure). The Cinco de Mayo holiday commemorates a Mexican defeat of the French. To save that from simply being a P.C. holiday, maybe we need to broaden its appeal for Americans--as an annual "Taunt the French" day.

[geedee]

Good point, and you're obviously better versed in history than I...but my point wasn't that WE should cooperate with them more, my point was that they have NEVER willingly cooperated with us. Anytime they participated in "joint" exercises they had to be drug crying and screaming into battle.

Why? Because the French have a terminal case of the teenie-weenie complex. They REALLY believe they're the only Enlightened species on Earth and it galls them when we show them how irrelevant they really are. Pierre cries and complains because the French are being slighted. Pierre doesn't comprende that they're not being slighted, we just don't give a cacca what they think.

They're like a pimple on a rhino's ass.

I received an email asking me about France helping us in the Revolutionary War. This person said the United States never would've been born without French help. If it assuages French pride to think they're the SOLE reason we won the Revolutionary War, I'll let them have that point, for now, because I don't have the time or inclination to research 225 year-old jigsaw puzzles.

But I will say this...I believe Washington and Jefferson and Franklin and all of our forefathers were made of stouter stuff than that. And I also believe the French were goaded and prodded for years and years before they finally jumped in. Further, blockading Cornwallis(?) could also be seen as just another battle in their on-going war with the British at the time. That he happened to be on American soil when he was blockaded, in my book, doesn't earn the French everlasting gratitude.