Caption this pic of Susan Saramadan

[Slyfox]

[blackdog]

I liked her better as a slutty sex therapist for minor league baseball players.

Does anyone know what her brother has been doing? I have not seen Michael in anything in years. He used to be big on the TV movie gig in the 70's.

I wonder how well those silicon bags will hold up in Baghdad rags? I wish she would just go jump off a cliff, not just pretend to.....

[Slyfox]

[yonif]

-To one of the reporters-

"Why are you sticking your mic into my ...."

[nowings]

Why does everyone keep calling me Saddamden??

[Quilla]

My husband picks up new release dvd's for us on Tuesdays. He brought home The Banger Sisters with Sarandon and Hawn last night. (Bless his heart, I can guarantee he'll never make that mistake again.) It was one of the most vulgar, devoid of morals of any kind, film I've ever watched. She and Hawn are former groupies who slept with hundreds of rock stars. Sarandon had a collection of close-up photos called "Rock [insert rhyming anatomy part here]" with which they would reminiscence. Pure garbage - just like Sarandan's current stance.

[UCFRoadWarrior]

"Well, at least the French still like me..."

[LuvUSA]

Do I REALLY look like Nancy Pelosi??

[nowings]

All these wonderful mics and only one mouth--GET IT??

[Exeter]

She looks like a startled Pekingese...

[RAT Patrol]

"Yes, I am a clone of the Clonaid lady. How did you know?"

[Gritty]

"How do you like my 'Nancy Pelosi' imitation?"

[nowings]

No, she looks like the 2 bit washed up commie skank that she is....

[Captainpaintball]

I think Rachel Dratch from Saturday Night Live would make an even better Cherie Blair.

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/bios/Rachel_Dratch.html

[bond7]

"The little voices in my head tell me Saddam will stop at two invasions of other countries. And the mass weapons thingy is a hobby.

Oh, do you know where I can get a good latte?"

[nowings]

Did I say latte-- I ment where can I get a good lay??

[MinuteGal]

TOP PHOTO

"Please keep your cameras on my face, my neck is doing a Michael Jackson".

Leni

[ArrogantBustard]

It's just a jump ... to the left

[Xenalyte]

"The rose goes in the front, honey."

[FourtySeven]

Susan Sarandon, actress, pictured in London. Unconfirmed reports had her asking, "Why should I care about the Iraqi people killed under Saddam's regime? Don't you see that this whole 'war thing' is just what the doctor ordered for my career?" Her publicist could not be reached for comment.