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LARRY MILLER EXECUTIVE SUMMARY ON THE MID-EAST  CONFLICT (Is Larry Miller making Sense or what?)
Weekly Standard ^ | ? | Larry Miller

Posted on 02/05/2003 2:18:12 PM PST by ladyesk

DENNIS MILLER EXECUTIVE SUMMARY ON THE MID-EAST  CONFLICT:

A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you really need. Don't thank me. I'm a giver.

Here we go:

The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that:

There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like "Wiccan," "Palestinian" sounds ancient but is really a modern invention.

Before the Israelis won the land in war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, and the West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no "Palestinians" then. As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the "Palestinians," weeping for their deep bond with their lost "land" and "nation."

So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word "Palestinian" any more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths until someone points out they're being taped. Instead,  let's call them what they are: "Other Arabs From The Same General Area Who Are In Deep Denial About Never Being Able To Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death." I know  that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this, then: "Adjacent Jew-Haters."

Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. Oops, just one more thing. No, they don't. They could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years, especially two years ago at Camp David. But if you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living. That's no fun.

No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course-that's where the real fun is-but mostly they want Israel. Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel-or "The Zionist Entity" as their textbooks call it-for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of  their own people away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most  illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something. It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mideast.

Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.

Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred  million Arabs; five million  Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now  these same folks swear  that if Israel gives them half of that pack of  matches, everyone will be pals. Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.

My friend Kevin Rooney made a gorgeous point the other day: Just reverse the  numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five  million Arabs. I was  stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to themselves? Of course not.  Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to drive a tiny Arab state into the sea? Nonsense. Or dancing for joy at the murder of innocents? Impossible. Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of children? Disgusting. No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews would ever do to people is debate them to death.

Mr. Bush is walking a tightrope. I understand that  with vital operations coming up against Iraq and others, it's in our interest, as Americans, to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as possible, and, after all, that can't be much harder than stabilizing a roomful of supermodels who've just had their drugs taken away. However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing moral weight. We've already lost some.

After September 11 our president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then  the Israelis, after months and months of having the equivalent of an  Oklahoma City every week (and then every day) start to do the same thing we did, and we tell them to show restraint. If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the Jordan. (Hey, wait a  minute, that's actually not such a bad id...uh, that is, what a horrible thought, yeah, horrible.)


TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: palestine; palestinian
I searched and couldn't find this posted already. (I'm sort of new at this though) Also, the website I got it from didn't have a date of publication but the substance of the commentary was quite interesting. I always thought of Dennis Miller as another Hollywood leftist but it looks like that has changed.
1 posted on 02/05/2003 2:18:13 PM PST by ladyesk
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To: ladyesk
*sigh* For the umpteenth time, this is NOT Dennis Miller, but Larry Miller.
2 posted on 02/05/2003 2:20:34 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: ladyesk
I didn't like Miller on MNF, largely because his allusions were just too far removed from, well, life. But he is 100% right on with this. "Palestine" was first used as a term when the ROMANS evicted the Jews in 70 A.D. and renamed Judea. It is a Roman invention.

Even before this, though, I'll never forget even years ago hearing Miller say, "I didn't agree with a lot of his politics, but with Ronald Reagan I knew where he stood every night when his head hit the pillow. With Bill Clinton, I haven't a clue."

3 posted on 02/05/2003 2:22:16 PM PST by LS
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To: ladyesk
Link to the original article
4 posted on 02/05/2003 2:24:43 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: LS
I found him rather boring on MNF. That's probably why he's not there anymore. Its beginning to look like he's found his "niche" (did I spell that right?) with his "rants" as he calls them.
5 posted on 02/05/2003 2:26:20 PM PST by ladyesk
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To: ladyesk
I have a feeling you're quoting a different Miller. I think this is Larry Miller, humorist for the Weekly Standard, a very funny guy who may be slightly Jewish.
6 posted on 02/05/2003 2:26:29 PM PST by hrhdave
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To: dfwgator
If that's the case, is Patriotdrive.com incorrect? Or did Dennis Miller steal this from Larry Miller or vice versa?
7 posted on 02/05/2003 2:29:34 PM PST by ladyesk
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To: LS
I thought Palestine derived from Philistines. Regardless, Dennis Miller is making some surprisingly cogent and right wingish statements for a show biz guy.
8 posted on 02/05/2003 2:32:33 PM PST by justapicker
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To: justapicker; hrhdave
This is part of a piece by Larry Miller in the Weekly Standard.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/001/161yaihr.asp

Well worth reading in full.
9 posted on 02/05/2003 2:35:08 PM PST by hrhdave
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To: hrhdave
Gotta love "Greta Van Facelift" :) His "Five stages of Drunk" routine is classic.
10 posted on 02/05/2003 2:36:37 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: ladyesk
It's LARRY Miller, not Dennis Miller
11 posted on 02/05/2003 2:38:41 PM PST by VRWCmember
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To: ladyesk
...let's not use the word "Palestinian" any more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's call them what they are:  "Other Arabs From The Same General Area Who Are In Deep Denial About Never Being Able To Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death."
ROFLMAO!!!
12 posted on 02/05/2003 2:39:22 PM PST by GirlShortstop
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To: LS
You probably want to know, too. This piece is by LARRY Miller, not Dennis.
13 posted on 02/05/2003 2:40:23 PM PST by newgeezer (If it's not somewhat cruel and unusual, it's not punishment.)
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To: dfwgator
Whatever.

Here's an MRC column on Dennis:

More Dennis Miller, Praising Bush and Zinging Liberals

More from Dennis Miller, the very un-liberal Hollywood-like actor/comedian/former Monday Night Football commentator. Following up on his Wednesday night appearance on NBC's Tonight Show where he praised Bush's Iraq policy and made fun of the French, the Germans and the ACLU, Miller showed up Friday night on MSNBC's Hardball with Chris Matthews.

Noting how his detractors claim he's “pro-war,” he picked up on how those in favor of abortion being legal deny they are “pro-abortion” and suggested: “I would encourage some of those folks to not think of this as a war, but just think that we’ve chosen to abort Hussein.”

Miller reaffirmed how he trusts President Bush to do what is right and told Matthews that he voted for Bush after leaving the Democratic fold because of how “strident” liberals had become, especially in their opposition to school vouchers.

On Bill Clinton, he cracked: “Clinton’s the sort of guy who’ll always volunteer to help you move, then when you’ve got four of ya picking up the sofa, he’s the one who’ll fake lifting.”

As for a John Edwards presidency, Miller worried: “I think lawyers are screwing this country up, and I’m afraid that if Edwards gets in there, he might just end up suing other countries. 'Mr. Hussein, you have been served!'”

Below are fuller quotes of what was just recited followed by links to earlier CyberAlert articles quoting Miller. MRC analyst Geoffrey Dickens corrected the transcript against the tape and provided some highlights from the January 31 Hardball: -- Matthews: “I don't think I have to slow the pitch down for you one bit, Dennis Miller. You are one sharp, smart guy who’s in touch with America. You are with George Bush, why, completely with the President, no matter how he decides, you said to me, before we went on the air.” Miller: “Well, listen, you know, that’s why earlier on, the tease was going to be, 'he’s pro-war.’ Now what kind of moron is pro-war? I’m not pro-war any more than I assume most, you know, pro-choice people are for abortion. You know, it’s just a necessary, you know, tough thing in life, but as a matter of fact, I would encourage some of those folks to not think of this as a war, but just think that we’ve chosen to abort Hussein. And I just think that at some point it’s our turn. It’s almost like we're in a card game, and anybody who says that they can’t see that the Taliban or the Al Qaeda and that Iraq would have any affiliation, that seems naive to me.”

-- Miller: “I’ve heard that thing, you know that’s what, I’m getting tired of just hearing this go on and on ad nauseam. It’s time to do something, and you say that you don’t know how can I go in, how I can advocate it if I don't know the numbers. For God’s sake, Chris, all I'm saying is I believe in the man we just saw [Bush soundbite earlier], that he knows more about it than I do. I’m not one of these people who thinks everybody has to tell, especially people in Hollywood, exactly what’s going on. For God’s sake, Hollywood, we can’t keep secrets out there. I know Craig Kilborn’s deal for God’s sake. Why would they want to tell us anything? I'm just saying if he wants to go in, I assume there’s good reason. If he doesn’t want to go in at some point, I assume there’s equally good reason, and I’m just willing to back the President.”

Matthews: “When did you develop this 100 percent faith in the President, the new President, that’s only been in office a couple years now?”

Miller: “I just think that he seems like a-” Matthews: “When did you first get that glint in your eye about him?” Miller: “Well, you know I’m a humorist, that’s my, I like his sense of humor about himself. I think that he doesn’t take himself as seriously as some people I’ve seen in that office. I do think he’s, as I said earlier, a bit of a humanist. Listen, everybody has different takes on this man. Some people-”

Matthews: “Did you vote for him?” Miller: “Yes I did.” Matthews: “First time you voted Republican? I feel like I’m Brian Lamb here.” Miller: “Well, you know, a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell. I’ll tell you about Bush, but I, you know I-” Matthews: “Are you a lifelong Republican or a lifelong Democrat?”

Miller: “I was a lifelong Democrat for a long time.” Matthews: “Did you switch for Bush?” Miller: “Well I switched for other reasons. I began to find the dialogue on the left side of it to be getting a little strident. And I’ll tell you what, school vouchers were a thing for me that didn’t, I just remember thinking, I look at the public school system and it seems so broken, and I thought well, why don’t we try that and when I heard Democrats saying, 'no, no we shouldn’t try that,’ I thought-”

Matthews: “Because they’re in bed with the unions.” Miller: “Yeah, well, that seemed, you know that seemed pretty self-serving to me.” Matthews: “That’s the truth.” Miller: “And I thought for God’s sakes we’ve got to do something to solve this, and I began to, you know, look into other sides of the issue.”

Matthews: “Did you switch after Clinton or before Clinton? Did you vote for Clinton?” Miller: “No, I was not a Bill Clinton fan. You know I just, you know, to me, Clinton’s the sort of guy who’ll always volunteer to help you move, then when you’ve got four of ya picking up the sofa, he’s the one who’ll fake lifting.”

Matthews: “Yeah, that’s pretty good.” Miller: “You know I never got a good, I never good take on that man.” Matthews: “He never follows through on his promises.”

-- Miller: “You act like I come in here like a war general hawk. I’m conceding to you, I’m a Hollywood comedian. I’m just saying though, if I have to trust Bush or trust the other side right now, Bush is in there, and I’m gonna go, 'Okay I’ll have to believe what he’s gonna tell me.’ And if he’s gonna tell me it’s time to go in, that’s all I’m saying as far as this hawkishness that you’re now inferring on me for the rest of my life. But I would say this about Gephardt, I think he obviously has a Dukakis-issian lack of charisma that is gonna keep him from getting it. You know, most politicians are transparent and Gephardt is translucent actually.”

Matthews: “What about John Edwards? Give me your take on him. What’s the Hollywood take on him, since you’re now speaking for your community.”

Miller: “You know what? I’m intrigued by him only to the extent that Hitchens, who I find to be a tough, tough nut, I mean I believe Chris Hitchens is down on Mother Teresa, for God’s sake and he assures me that the guy’s got stuff, he told me once. And I thought, 'Wow, Chris Hitchens, I’ve never heard that come out of his mouth.'”

Matthews: “You’ve never heard romantic ideas from him before.” Miller: “Yeah he’s always scoffing. But I, but I’m afraid that if, I’m not a big lawyer guy. I think lawyers are screwing this country up, and I’m afraid that if Edwards gets in there, he might just end up suing other countries. 'Mr. Hussein, you have been served! If you choose not to show your face-’”

Matthews: “Serve him with a subpoena. Process him...”

> Earlier Miller: As recounted in the January 30 CyberAlert, on Wednesday's Tonight Show on NBC Dennis Miller delivered some zingers against opponents of taking on Saddam Hussein militarily. Since 9-11 the actor/comedian has honed his shtick around mocking liberals opposed to President Bush's tough line against terrorism.

Some of his shots on the January 29 Tonight Show with Jay Leno: “Sean Penn, for instance, is urging restraint. What could we possibly say to Sean to get him on board? If only Saddam Hussein was a paparazzi.” (Penn once punched a photographer.)

“The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq....The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.”

For more, with a picture of Miller: http://www.mediaresearch.org/cyberalerts/2003/cyb20030130.asp#8

Last November on the Tonight Show Miller praised Bush’s anti-terrorism efforts, favored attacking Iraq and juxtaposed the “wocka-wocka porno guitar of the Clinton administration” with how Bush “makes me proud to be an American again. He’s just a decent guy.” See: http://www.mediaresearch.org/cyberalerts/2002/cyb20021108.asp#7 I

n a June, 2002 Tonight Show appearance Miller mocked liberal orthodoxy: “If you put the Guantanamo Bay terrorist prison outside of Kabul it would be their Epcot.” And: “I say we create a new airline, called the ACLA, the American Civil Liberties Airline where you don’t check anybody, you don’t ask any questions, and let those morons fly on that one.” See: http://www.mediaresearch.org/cyberalerts/2002/cyb20020620.asp#4

And in November of 2001, noting how reporters say “it's the public's need to know about our ground forces being in there,” on the Tonight Show Dennis Miller led the audience in a reprimanding journalists: “We don’t want to know!” Miller also called for oil drilling in Alaska and praised President Bush for ending “the '70s porno guitar of the Clinton administration.” See: http://www.mediaresearch.org/cyberalerts/2001/cyb20011107.asp#7

For Miller's Internet Movie Database page with a rundown of his acting credits: http://us.imdb.com/Name?Miller,+Dennis+(I)

14 posted on 02/05/2003 2:47:39 PM PST by JimVT
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To: ladyesk
I just fell a little in love with Dennis Miller. The only thing I can think of that he could have injected about the 'adjacent jewhaters' is that they have been thrown out of Jordan, and that those remaining in Syria and Lebanon, etc, have NO RIGHTS, cannot vote, cannot hold white collar jobs and are NOT allowed to receive educations. Interesting. It would seem many fellow arabian states just don't want the
' adjacent jewhaters ' screwing up their own tight lives.
15 posted on 02/05/2003 2:53:20 PM PST by Republic (tommy daschle is a WEASEL OF MASS DISTORTION (tractorman)-so truthful, it almost HURTS!)
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To: JimVT
I have no idea how I happened to see this broadcast...but I was stunned at the way Miller handled the minefield and was impressed with his savvy and humor. It was really interesting-start to finish-and fun to see the transcript of the same. Thanks.
16 posted on 02/05/2003 2:55:40 PM PST by Republic (tommy daschle is a WEASEL OF MASS DISTORTION (tractorman)-so truthful, it almost HURTS!)
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To: JimVT
And I thought he only did Football.
17 posted on 02/05/2003 2:58:13 PM PST by Afronaut
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To: All
Whoops, I new at posting and I guess I missed something. Time to revert back to lurker status??
I still like it, and now I can tell my other email friends that they are attributing this to the wrong Miller. Thanks
18 posted on 02/05/2003 2:58:27 PM PST by ladyesk
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To: ladyesk
Larry Miller is not Dennis Miller. Although the other night on Leno, the Dennis Miller was quite conservative and and pro-Bush in HIS exectutive summary of the ME situation. Very funny as well. He completely shocked the leftist California audience. I had heard him hint at some conservative ideals in the past but this was full on complete support for the President and his policies.
19 posted on 02/05/2003 3:00:08 PM PST by AdA$tra
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To: AdA$tra
The only caveat on Dennis Miller, he is a "gun grabber" even praising the "Million Mom March" on his show once.
20 posted on 02/05/2003 3:05:49 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: ladyesk
Whoops, I new at posting and I guess I missed something. Time to revert back to lurker status??

No, not at all. You can ask the Amin. Moderator to change the name in the title of this thread. Perhaps you could prepare an explanation of the problem that the AM could append to the top of the thread to untangle the confusion.

You posted in good faith, the patriotdrive.org website needs to be pulled up short. I searched their whole website and couldn't find an e-mail addie for them anywhere. They owe their readers an explanation and Larry Miller an apology.

21 posted on 02/05/2003 3:05:55 PM PST by TigersEye
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To: dfwgator
You sure this isn't George Carlin, or maybe Ted Nugent?
22 posted on 02/05/2003 3:06:34 PM PST by Cooter
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To: Cooter
You sure this isn't George Carlin, or maybe Ted Nugent?

A vertern urban legend debunker, no doubt.
23 posted on 02/05/2003 3:12:38 PM PST by AdA$tra
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To: dfwgator
I've always liked Dennis Miller's sense of humor but his guncontrol BS really ticked me off. I quit listening to his comedy because of it. He was very funny on Jay Leno the other night though. You can hear the whole bit here.
24 posted on 02/05/2003 3:12:40 PM PST by TigersEye
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To: hrhdave
It's funny, but people just can't seem to keep their millers apart.

For everyone trying to keep their Millers apart--

Larry Miller: Crazy doorman on Seinfeld; crazy father in Ten things I hate about you.

Dennis Miller: Wisecracking sardonic heel psychologist in The Net; wisecracking sardonic heel detective in Tales from the Crypt-- Bordello of Blood

Larry Miller: Practicing Jew

Dennis Miller: Apparently non-practicing Catholic

Larry Miller: Big supporter of Israel; not too enamored of Religion of Peace delegation from Palestine; wants Saddam squashed like a bug

Dennis Miller: Doesn't talk much about Israel or Palestine except to note how "crazy" it all is and "Can't we just find a peaceful solution?"; wants Saddam squashed like a bug

Larry Miller: Loudly began proclaiming conservative stripes three years ago

Dennis Miller: Loudly began proclaiming conservative stripes one year ago

Larry Miller: Funny in a mean-old-neighbor way

Dennis Miller: Funny in a smartalecky way

Dennis Miller: Has long, flowing, curly brown hair

Larry Miller: The less said on this point the better
25 posted on 02/05/2003 3:14:01 PM PST by Warhead W-88
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To: TigersEye
Thanks
26 posted on 02/05/2003 3:14:28 PM PST by ladyesk
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To: Warhead W-88
Dennis Miller: Has long, flowing, curly brown hair

Larry Miller: The less said on this point the better

(Warhead!?! Hmmm!?!) Larry? Is that you? LOL

27 posted on 02/05/2003 3:23:48 PM PST by TigersEye
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Larry Miller


28 posted on 02/05/2003 3:27:20 PM PST by TigersEye
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To: ladyesk
The hilarious part is I can mentally hear his voice delivering this monologue .... and it makes perfect sense.
29 posted on 02/05/2003 3:29:53 PM PST by Centurion2000 (The question is not whether you're paranoid, but whether you're paranoid enough.)
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To: TigersEye
One of the funniest things I've ever heard is LARRY Miller doing his "level of drunk" bit. I think there's 7 or 8 levels. It's hilarious!!
30 posted on 02/05/2003 3:34:51 PM PST by Veggie Todd
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To: Veggie Todd

The Five Stages of Drinking (by Larry Miller)

LEVEL 1:

It's 11:00 on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have work the next day and one of your friends buys another round. One of your UNEMPLOYED friends. Here at level one you think to yourself, "Oh come on, this is silly, why as long as I get seven hours of sleep (snap fingers), I'm cool."

LEVEL 2:

It's midnight. You've had a few more beers. You've just spent 20 minutes arguing against artificial turf. You get up to leave again, but at level two, a little devil appears on your shoulder. And now you're thinking, "Hey! I'm out with my friends! What am I working for anyway? These are the good times! Besides, as long as I get five hours sleep (snaps fingers) I'm cool."

LEVEL 3:

One in the morning. You've abandoned beer for tequila. You've just spent 20 minutes arguing FOR artificial turf. And now you're thinking, "Our waitress is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!" At level three, you love the world. On the way to the bathroom you buy a drink for the stranger at the end of the bar just because you like his face. You get drinking fantasies. (like,"Hey fellas, if we bought our own bar, we could live together forever. We could do it. Tommy, you could cook.") But at level three, that devil is a little bit bigger....and he's buying. And you're thinking "Oh, come on, come on now. As long as I get three hours sleep...and a complete change of blood (snaps fingers), I'm cool."

LEVEL 4:

Two in the morning. And the devil is bartending. For last call, you ordered a bottle of rum and a Coke. You ARE artificial turf! This time on your way to the bathroom, you punch the stranger at the end of the bar. Just because you don't like his face! And now you're thinking, "Our busboy is the best looking man I've ever seen." You and your friends decide to leave, right after you get thrown out, and one of you knows an ...after hours bar. And here, at level four, you actually think to yourself, "Well....as long as I'm only going to get a few hours sleep anyway, I may as well....STAY UP ALL NIGHT!!!! Yeah! That'd be good for me. I don't mind going to that board meeting looking like Keith Richards. Yeah, I'll turn that around, make it work for me. And besides, as long as I get 31 hours sleep tomorrow ....cool."

LEVEL 5:

Five in the morning. after unsuccessfully trying to get your money back at the tattoo parlor ("But I don't even know anybody named Ruby!!!"), you and your friends wind up across the state line in a bar with guys who have been in prison as recently as...that morning. It's the kind of place where even the devil is going, "Uh, I gotta turn in. I gotta be in Hell- at nine. I've got that brunch with Hitler, I can't miss that." At this point, you're all drinking some kind of thick blue liquor, like something from a Klingon wedding. A waitress with fresh stitches comes over, and you think to yourself, "Someday I'm gonna marry that girl!!" One of your friends stands up and screams, "WE'RE DRIVIN' TO FLORIDA!!!!!"- and passes out. You crawl outside for air , and then you hit the worst part of level five- the sun. You weren't expecting that were you? You never do. You walk out of a bar in daylight, and you see people on their way to work, or jogging. And they look at you-and they know. And they say..."Who's Ruby?" Let's be honest, if you're 19 and you stay up all night, it's like a victory like you've beat the night, but if you're over 30, then that sun is like God's flashlight. We all say the same prayer then, "I swear, I will never do this again (how long?) as long as I live!" And some of us have that little addition, "......and this time, I mean it!"
31 posted on 02/05/2003 3:37:48 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Cooter
You sure this isn't George Carlin, or maybe Ted Nugent?

Wasn't this originally written by Kurt Vonnegut?

32 posted on 02/05/2003 3:51:07 PM PST by PaulJ
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To: dfwgator
Thanks for posting that.
33 posted on 02/05/2003 4:17:37 PM PST by Veggie Todd
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To: ladyesk
Re Dennis Miller's new found sense. . .

. . .did anyone see him on - hate to say it - I was just 'remoting' by and saw a horrible look on Phil Donahue's face and wondered what could Dennis be saying that would cause such a response from a fellow Liberal. . .

. . .anyway, Dennis did not give ol Phil even an ounce of comfort; they were at odds for every issue. I was amazed if not stunned.

Dennis is a Lib who seems to be 'getting it' - now, more than ever.

. . .exasperated with Phil; he told him, in so many words. . .that we will fight the war; take care of our enemies so that Phil could continue to enjoy his freedom to express his warm fuzzy, anti-war opinions.

34 posted on 02/13/2003 8:30:10 AM PST by cricket
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To: cricket
Larry. . .Dennis. . .Dennis, Larry. .

'Dennis'. ..

35 posted on 02/13/2003 8:39:37 AM PST by cricket
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