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Ann Coulter: 'Will of Allah' pre-empts Iraq invasion
TownHall.com ^ | Thursday, February 6, 2003 | by Ann Coulter

Posted on 02/05/2003 9:41:47 PM PST by JohnHuang2

I knew the media were up to something with their wall-to-wall coverage of the Columbia space shuttle explosion. The full story is: Shuttle disintegrated during re-entry; all astronauts killed, including some very remarkable people; very sad; NASA picking up the debris to figure out what happened. It was a plane crash story, only a lot more expensive. So why was the shuttle explosion being covered like the 9-11 terrorist attack?

A quick review of the Treason Times laid bare the objective. Monday's New York Times proclaimed: "As Iraq War Looms, a New Sense of Vulnerability." American hubris blunted again! The article went on to quote a series of random Americans saying things like, "Now I'm hearing a lot of people say if we go to war, we're going to endanger a lot more than seven lives." Another classic Times' Man on the Street said that it "reinforces my belief that we should find diplomatic solutions instead of threatening other countries with war."

The Times' Man on the Street always seems to be standing on a street suspiciously close to Central Park West. For one year, I don't believe the Times has managed to interview a single person who supports war with Iraq in a nation ablaze with war fever.

And now the shuttle had presented a new argument for appeasement. Warning, Great Satan: Your money and technology and little gadgets cannot insulate you from disaster! Breathless news accounts of the shuttle blast were merely a more demure version of Islamic terrorists cheering in the street in reaction to the explosion. If it didn't violate the "wall of separation," the Times likely would be exclaiming: "It was the will of Allah!"

The Gettysburg Address of liberal idiocy was a letter to the editor from a Jim Forbes of San Francisco two days after the crash. The Times titled his contribution to Liberalthink: "A Time of Mourning for Shattered Dreams: A Period of Healing." In full-dress sanctimony, Forbes wrote: "The loss of the space shuttle Columbia and its crew of seven is a national tragedy. Time is needed for Americans to mourn. I hope that President Bush will do the right thing by slowing down his march to war and focusing instead on the healing that such a blow to national pride requires."

Here was the pithiest concentration of the multiple idiotic things liberals were saying about the space shuttle, the insincerity, the audacity, the smarminess – he even worked in "the healing process." How he must have polished that little gem! The idea that liberals feel the shuttle explosion was a tragedy is patent nonsense. They were jumping for joy at this new excuse to denounce the "march to war." The nation is marching to war at such breakneck speed, it will be two years from 9-11 before we attack.

Melancholy that their relentless nay-saying is having no effect on the president's plans for Iraq, New York Times columnists are now positing imaginary scenarios in which war with Iraq leads to a stock market crash and brings the nation to the brink of nuclear war. Nicholas Kristof has gone the Maureen Dowd route of using the op-ed page of the Times for a dream-sequence column. But instead of dreaming about Bush being retarded, Kristof dreams of catastrophe for America.

Kristof fantasized that, within the year, the North Koreans would be running riot through the Far East with their nukes. The column concluded with Bush apologizing to Secretary of State Colin Powell for invading Iraq. The strain of not having a Democrat in the Oval Office to create foreign policy disasters on his own is driving liberals to fevered fantasies of America's defeat someplace in the world.

In other appeasement news, former U.N. arms inspector Scott Ritter has completely vanished from the anti-war scene since news of his sex arrest broke. Three weeks ago, it was revealed that Ritter was caught soliciting sex from underage girls on the Internet in 2001. Until news of his arrest broke, the New York Times had been treating Ritter's reincarnation as a peacenik as the greatest act of patriotism since Justice Souter voted to uphold abortion on demand. It's now Day 17 and counting of the Times' refusal to mention Ritter's arrest. Though the peace movement lost Ritter, it seems to have picked up Jerry Springer. Perhaps Springer is hoping he can get Scott Ritter's wife on the show to confront Ritter and the underage girl.

But Ritter was a free-lance peacenik. At least the Times could count on stability and permanence from John Hartpence Kerry. Poor Kerry was just on the verge of figuring out whether he was for war with Iraq or against war with Iraq when he was told he hadn't figured out his own last name. Kerry was shocked to be told that, despite years of allowing himself to be passed off as an Irish Brahmin, both his paternal grandparents were Jewish and his real name is Kohn. Upon reflection, however, Kerry said there were signs he missed, such as his longtime, recently requited desire to marry a rich shiksa. And now Kerry will need time for the healing process. We must halt the march to war.


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To: Kip Lange
It's going to take more than animated .GIFs for her to regain any sort of moral credibility in this humble citizen's book . . .

You are greatly overstimating the value and influence of your humble opinion.

101 posted on 02/06/2003 7:09:16 AM PST by Kevin Curry
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To: JohnHuang2
Ann says her ex 'reinforced' her own beliefs. I can imagine.
102 posted on 02/06/2003 7:12:55 AM PST by He Rides A White Horse (I)
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To: Kevin Curry
Many folks who don't like Noonan, like Coulter. I like both. Each has a distinctive and effective voice in the debate.

I find Coulter's writing slightly Dowdish/childish, even if I agree with it, unfortunately. You're right, she needs to polish it, but I don't really know if she needs to sharpen it any more. I also don't find her funny at all. *shrug*. Sorry to disappoint. I just don't see the kind of class in Coulter that I do in Reagan. Coulter is a product of the Clinton Era; hate-filled, vicious, a veritable pit viper. I might want her as a lawyer, but not as the "cultural representative" of my party. Noonan is a product of the Reagan Era -- optimism in the American dream, great vision, the power of the individual...I'll take the filet mignon and skip the spamburgers, thanks. Hehe.

103 posted on 02/06/2003 7:14:20 AM PST by Kip Lange (The Khaki Pants of Freedom)
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To: JohnHuang2
Coulter BTTT
104 posted on 02/06/2003 7:15:11 AM PST by lodwick (Republicans for Sharpton)
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To: Kevin Curry
I will not let this degenerate into name-calling. :-) Guess you ARE a Coulter fan, heh.
105 posted on 02/06/2003 7:15:33 AM PST by Kip Lange (The Khaki Pants of Freedom)
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To: Kip Lange
Noonan. Same class as I see in Noonan. Then again, why bother even correcting the typo, they're almost the same entity. Reaganoonan. :-) Oh, how beautiful they were...
106 posted on 02/06/2003 7:16:33 AM PST by Kip Lange (The Khaki Pants of Freedom)
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To: JohnHuang2
The only hidden message in the Columbia tragedy - if there is one, is this -

ALWAYS WATCH YOUR LEFT WING!!!!!
107 posted on 02/06/2003 7:17:24 AM PST by ZULU
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To: Kip Lange
There was no name-calling on my side. If you say that is where you were about to descend, I'll accept your word for it.
108 posted on 02/06/2003 7:20:29 AM PST by Kevin Curry
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To: Kevin Curry
You are greatly overstimating the value and influence of your humble opinion.

Terribly sorry. I interpreting that as name-calling. Obviously it's not technically correct. I beg your forgiveness for not liking a writer's style. Sheesh. ;-)

109 posted on 02/06/2003 7:23:21 AM PST by Kip Lange (The Khaki Pants of Freedom)
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To: Kevin Curry
By the way, since we're splitting hairs, would you care to tell me how and where I "overestimated" the value and influence of my opinion? :-)
110 posted on 02/06/2003 7:24:36 AM PST by Kip Lange (The Khaki Pants of Freedom)
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To: Kip Lange
I *interpreted*. Sorry. Typo. Good Lord, do I need sleep.
111 posted on 02/06/2003 7:25:55 AM PST by Kip Lange (The Khaki Pants of Freedom)
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To: JohnHuang2
I used to be a fan of Ann's, but you know what it seems like to me?

She's become a caricature of herself, and really isn't so much interested in promoting conservative causes as much as she's interested in promoting herself or her books....and relying on 'cheesecake' to do it.

She makes these comments about killing, converting the Muslims, but apparently if they are handsome enough they'll probably be spared.

As far as the liberals are concerned, she seems to be adopting one of their favorite tactics. Sell it with sex. I think she's losing it. I really do.

112 posted on 02/06/2003 7:26:57 AM PST by He Rides A White Horse (I)
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To: Kip Lange
I wonder if there were any among the founding fathers who complained about Patrick Henry, "Pat's heart is in the right place, but I wish he weren't so vitriolic. He's making the rest of us look bad to King George and the French. He is upsetting the widows and orphans of Pennsylvania with all this reckless 'Give me liberty or give me death' noise. Why did he have to say it that way anyway? It's irresponsible! He needs someone appealing to write his speeches for him, someone would soothe and calm with words such as 'If you please, King George, liberty is generally a good thing for a man to have, and I must admit, I do desire it. But I also know that you are a fine fellow and that in your deepest heart you agree with me, at least a little. If you would be so gracious, dear King George, allow me that small, modest measure of liberty that I crave. I am afraid that if I don't get it, my heart will break; I will be in a blue funk for until my weary death, pining for I have not. Thank you for your patience and time.'"
113 posted on 02/06/2003 7:33:36 AM PST by Kevin Curry
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To: Kevin Curry
Ann Coulter is not Thomas Paine. Sorry. ;-)
114 posted on 02/06/2003 7:35:01 AM PST by Kip Lange (The Khaki Pants of Freedom)
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To: He Rides A White Horse
I've discovered that many of Coulter's most fierce critics tend to despise her because she does not support the legalization of drugs. They rarely admit this, but it is the hidden fire that drives their engines of displeasure.
115 posted on 02/06/2003 7:36:58 AM PST by Kevin Curry
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To: JohnHuang2
.........let me add one other thing. If Ann were 400 pounds with a butch haircut, I think some here would agree.
116 posted on 02/06/2003 7:37:14 AM PST by He Rides A White Horse (I)
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To: Kip Lange
The issue was style, not personality.

You lose.

117 posted on 02/06/2003 7:37:59 AM PST by Kevin Curry
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To: Kevin Curry
You may want to ask them about that.
118 posted on 02/06/2003 7:39:16 AM PST by He Rides A White Horse (I)
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To: Kevin Curry
The issue was style, not personality.

Exactly how do I lose? :p I'll gladly post Thomas Paine quotes if you so desire.

119 posted on 02/06/2003 7:44:38 AM PST by Kip Lange (The Khaki Pants of Freedom)
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To: Kevin Curry
I've discovered that many of Coulter's most fierce critics tend to despise her because she does not support the legalization of drugs. They rarely admit this, but it is the hidden fire that drives their engines of displeasure.

Interesting. I didn't know her position on drugs. I assume it's along the lines of the current admnistration's? Sorry, she's dropped way off my radar.

120 posted on 02/06/2003 7:47:03 AM PST by Kip Lange (The Khaki Pants of Freedom)
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