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I was once confronted with a situation with a liberal at work. There was a discussion about fathers day and he said "Leave it up to a democrat president to honor our fathers". I let it pass. I will set my trap in due time.

I later ask him regarding our dept budget problem, "Shouldnt we all just give a little money from our paycheck so we can afford new computers? I mean, they wont mind since its for new computers, right?"

He says "Are you kidding me? Thats my cash, im not going to let the company have it for something I cant use!"

I set the bait perfectly. He doesnt see my blindside coming but it is. Oh yes. It will feel like an NFL linebacker crushing the field goal kicker. It will be like my foot upon an ant. The crushing blow of a bowling ball upon a donut..........I say, "Your democracts do that very thing to me every paycheck, yet you have no problems??"

So he says, in natural liberal reaction, "Well, if republicans held office, everyone would be shooting each other!" I shook my head at him in a disappointed manor. Only I am 25 and he is 50.

So he says, in natural liberal reaction, "Well, if republicans held office, everyone would be shooting each other!"

You might want to mention to him that Teddy Kennedy's car has killed more people than your guns. ;-)