Good Morning America: Saddam just issued proclamation against weapons of mass destruction

Good Morning America | 2/14/03 | Dianne Sawyer

[Julliardsux]

On Good Morning America, Dianne Sawyer just said there was breaking news that Saddam issued a proclamation against weapons of mass destruction.

[Portnoy]

SO he is banning the import and production of WMD. Ok.

So he can still export the WMDs he already has.

[isthisnickcool]

Unfortunately, this was his second proclamation of the day, following his proclamation that today was opposite day.

It's opposite day!

[kabar]

What a coincidence. Just before Hans Blix reports to the UN. Pretty transparent except for those who want us to leave this guy in power.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

George W. and the world are wondering what France and Germany are hiding with their support of Saddam Hussein.

President Bush speaks to sailors at the Mayport Naval Station, Thursday, Feb. 13, 2003, in Mayport, Fla. He urged skeptical allies to ``show backbone and courage'' and stand up to Saddam Hussein.(AP Photo/Phil Coale)

[nhbob1]

This is like Adolf Hitler saying he is going to ban Concentration Camps. Get Real!

[johnb838]

and went to a story on heart attacks.

Now that's not fair. I just saw the alert on the 1 hour midwestern tape delay. The "heart attack story" is an interview with THE FIRST FREAKING LADY OF THE UNITED STATES, a person whom I admire greatly, and included her b-slapping the media for overblowing these terror alerts.

[libbylu]

i'm so sorry you don't get fnc.

[11th Earl of Mar]

It's also like Bill Clinton saying he was going to make abortions safe, legal and rare.

[RummyChick]

Did you see their reporter get the hell out of kuwait after he gave the troops face time. Heart rendering to see them and know many of them might not make it back.

[lodwick]

Oh...ok

Good job saddam.

[Kozak]

"All ministries should implement this decree and take whatever measures are necessary and punish people who do not adhere to it," the presidential order read.



Nudge nudge. Grin.

[RooRoobird14]

I can just picture that evil Rat B*st*rd (no, not Clinton--the other Evil Rat B*st*rd) sitting in his Bagdad palace, washing down Viagra with shots of Jaegermeister, and roaring with laughter at the stupidity of Hans Blix, the U.N. and the cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

[hchutch]

Saddam truthful? Yeah, sure, that is about as likely as Jennifer Love Hewitt calling me up and asking for a date tonight...

[verity]

Saddam issued a proclamation against weapons of mass destruction and Wolfie condemns the use of pot. :~)

[Indy Pendance]

Right.

[alrea]

Very nervous Saddam seeks to further partner with France, Germany and the Democratic party in order to avoid more defections and get more lunatic sheilds into town.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

He also said he was looking to sell a bridge and wanted to know if anyone out there was interested.

[anoldafvet]

This ranks right up there with Bill Clinton declaring that he will vigorously investigate wrongdoing in the oval office. (sarcasam off)

[unixfox]

And the lion shall lay with the lamb.

[Paddyboy]

This just in...


Michael Jackson issues proclaimation against pedophilia..details to follow