[Hildy]

He keeps telling me that Bush is dumb. He's so stupid and dumb. I asked him if he thought he was smarter than Bush. Of course he said yes. I said, "Then why is he President of the United States and you sell shoes?

[nhoward14]

I doubt if even the sight of a mushroom cloud over Baghdad would convince this inDUHvidual that Bush knows of what he speaks.

[Palladin]

Your friend sounds too dumb to be a Jew.

[tictoc]

I said, "Then why is he President of the United States and you sell shoes?"

Dear Al Bundy,

You have met your match.

[ncpastor]

Bad-da-boom!

[Navy Patriot]

I said, "Then why is he President of the United States and you sell shoes?

You've got to be kidding, right? This guy is the liberal "Al Bundy"? ROTFL Don't waste your time on him, instead, spend the time here on FR laughing with us at these liberal clowns.

[F.J. Mitchell]

"and you sell shoes."

Al Bundy is this friend of yours?

[cartoonistx]

Ask him what is better...Intellegence or wisdom. Ask him what is more effective...Talk or Action. Ask him what is most appreciated...a Smooth Lie or a Hard Truth. Ask him what is more valuable...Self Awareness or Historical Perspective. Ask him what is most attractive...Cowardice or Courage. Then ask him what he would prefer in a leader...A Self-absorbed, Smart Talking, Smooth Lying Coward or a Wise man of Action, unafraid of the Hard Truths of History.

[paul51]

Then why is he President of the United States and you sell shoes?

I think your buddy has been smelling too many feet

[MarkL]

He keeps telling me that Bush is dumb. He's so stupid and dumb. I asked him if he thought he was smarter than Bush. Of course he said yes. I said, "Then why is he President of the United States and you sell shoes?

This whole "Bush is Dumb" concept is one that President Bush really likes, and it serves him well. Being underestimated over and over again. Rememeber how "smart" Gore was, versus how "dumb" President Bush is? Two things to think about: President Bush got an MBA from an Ivy League school, and you can't be that dumb and fly fighters in the Air Force (even the NG).

Mark

[scott7278]

"He keeps telling me that Bush is dumb. He's so stupid and dumb. I asked him if he thought he was smarter than Bush. Of course he said yes. I said, "Then why is he President of the United States and you sell shoes?"

Zing! You sound like good friends! ;)