[NYC GOP Chick]

And your captions are...? :)

[Puddleglum]

Attended only by her dead voters

[TSgt]

"I want to thank the thousands that are here today in spirit and I gladly accept your nomination for President of the United States."

[montomike]

Is this for real? Is this a sick and twisted parody of the American dream of political office where anyone can become President...or the President's intern?

[monocle]

The ultimate in one-on-one politicing.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Common sense kept most well wishers away. Carol has challenged herself to a debate on Easter Sunday to get into the real issues. Carol refused to accept the invitation. Mimes had no comment.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Looks like there aren't many racists in Iowa.

[LiteKeeper]

What if I give a party and nobody comes?"

[smith288]

That picture doesnt need a caption... It speaks volumes on its own...

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Looks like she's got the Empty Chair vote pretty well sewn up! Empty Chairs for Braun!

[MHT]

Still waiting for that spaceship that's going to come in with the meteor....

[TommyDale]

"Ladies and gentelemen....er....Gentlemen.....er....Sir..."

[John H K]

Actually, what's most apalling is her "Ms. President" sign. (Though Mosely-Braun doesn't make for snappy Campaign signs, I guess.)

When a woman gets elected President (and it's GUARANTEED to be a Republican for a variety of reasons) they're not going to do it by having a pillar of their campaign being "vote for me, I'm a woman!"

[NYC Republican]

How frustrating is it having Hitlery and Schumer as our Senators? Knowing the only Republican that can win state-wide is a RINO? The only Rep NYC mayor that can win is someone who was a liberal dem months before the election? I thought I was a rare breed (republican guy in NYC) - you're even rarer! More power to you.

[RetiredArmy]

Lots of people disguised as chairs I see.

[E Rocc]

I am some-body!

I am relevant!

:crickets chirping:

-Eric

[theDentist]

"An election... is like a snowball. A snowball is started by one single flake, rolling along and getting other flakes to join in. Today, I begin my role as Candidate with that one, single flake."

[TheBigB]

I don't wanna say she's boring, but halfway through the speech, three of the empty chairs walked out. :)

[dead]

"First, for the record, I would like to state that I am NOT the black congresswoman who thought that the astronauts landed on Mars."

[Publius6961]

Former U.S. Sen. Carol Moseley-Braun...

Phrase has a nice satisfying ring to it doesn't it?

Carol who?

[Barnacle]

“Thank you… Thanks you… I’m humbled… Thank you… I’m humbled… I’m humbled by the turnout today. First of all, I’m sure that every one of you here today knows my position on ghost paroling…”