How Republican Are You?

http://quizilla.com/users/dustyfedora/quizzes/How%20Republican%20Are%20You%3F/ ^

[P.O.E.]

Says I'm "Generally Liberal". Just goes to show you how far out to the left the Democrats are, if I'm considered a liberal.

[sweetliberty]

You got that right. Same here.

[A_perfect_lady]

Oh YEAH!!

You've just found out your 12-year old daughter is being taught about fisting in school during Alternative Lifestyles week. You

A) Get her out of that school.
B) Alert your friends and then have a long talk with your daughter about ... uhm... important matters.
C) Arrange to speak with the teacher and suggest timidly that perhaps the fisting lecture could wait till 9th grade.
D) Arrange to speak with the teacher and commend her on her progressive views... or is it a him? Is that an Adam's apple?
E) Arrange to speak with the teacher, ask her/him/it if she/he/it has ever tried the Twizzle Fist. What? He/She/It's never heard of the Twizzle Fist? EVERYBODY knows the Twizzle Fist!!

[Chad Fairbanks]

It said I was a self-serving sociopath. Big deal. I didn't need a quiz to learn that. Now excuse me while I go work on my big fence.

if you were TRUELY a self-serving sociopath, you'd import some cheap labor (i.e. promise to pay them) to build that big fence FOR you, then instead of paying them, kill them so they can tell no one about the secrets of your fence... oh, wait.. that would be the Pure Evil thing to do... ;0)

[Spirited]

Sounds as though you two could do a better job determining what the innards of a dEmocrat "look" like than Barnes could.

[LibKill]

This is why you all love me. :)

Yep, that's me.

[sweetliberty]

I think all the hits from FR are whacking out their server.

[A_perfect_lady]

Okay, last one, I swear.

You're stuck at Barnes & Noble for two hours while your spouse is shopping for your birthday. You:

A) grab a National Review and a cup of coffee, and sit down to read.
B) grab a People and a latte, sit down and look at the pictures.
C) grab a Hollywood Premiere and a frappachino, sit down and look around to see who's noticing you.
D) grab a double-decaf mocha latte and an Out! magazine, sit down and wait.
E) grab a bag of Starbucks and start screaming "Don't you know they exploit Third World Coffee Bean Farmers!" and then beat the kid behind the counter to death with a Mother Jones magazine.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I answered honestly and came out 86% to 100% pure evil. So that makes me a member of the Axis of Pure Evil. Lock your doors liberals, we're coming for you. Sleep tight. It might be a good idea to keep a gun or baseball bat handy tonight. What am I thinking? You're liberals and don't believe in self defense. I'm sure you'll be OK. You might survive. But don't bet on it. Wait a minute, what's that behind you? Did you just hear a noise?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH. Just kidding. Or am I?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[null and void]

(The real singinsuzi, not a cheap younger imitation.....)

Please tell me you didn't just say your daughter is cheap...

[Polybius]

You are I are at the same place. How did a serious practicing Catholic and a near atheistic WASP end up in the same box? LOL

Hey, who are you calling a near atheistic WASP! ;-)

To tell the truth, we Cuban males are far from being the perfect Catholics. More than once, I have run across our Irish priest who has exclaimed, "Oh, you're back in town. I haven't seen you at Mass for so long that I thought you were doing medical work overseas."

That usually turns up my guilt meter so that I show up for Mass for at least three Sundays in a row.

[nutmeg]

bump

[Experiment 6-2-6]

door distributing leaflets advertising Susan Brownmiller's Against Our Will

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!!!

I think "Scum Manifesto" would be more appropriate..

You picked "house boy" for cleaning, didn't ya?

[nicmarlo]

I can't get in right now......will try later, but I know I'm probably "pure evil" too, lol!

[Budge]

Hmmmm...71% Republican - a hate monger.

I thought I was a little better than that. :)

[A_perfect_lady]

You picked "house boy" for cleaning, didn't ya?

LOL... almost! But no, ultimately I decided I'd rather clean my own damn house.

[FreeTheHostages]

LOL. Careful what questions you ask!

[null and void]

It wasn't *quite* a question...

[kb2614]

These folks must also do global warming data.

[Luna]

58%. A self-serving sociopath. I'll take that as a compliment.