FROM CANADA: We like so love Americans

National Post (Canada) ^ | March 1, 2003 | Lisa Gabriele

[MadIvan]

This bitch is being facetious in like SUCH an annoying way. She can SO kiss my American ass.

There is the distinct possibility she's merely an idiot. Or she's an idiot and trying to be facetious.

Regards, Ivan

[RWG]

You forgot one: she is dumb enough to be canadian.

[MadIvan]

I was rather irritated by her insistence that the British would somehow stick up for Canada's behaviour. Sorry, Canada, you put a Frog in charge of your country.

Regards, Ivan

[Dog Gone]

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Check this out.

SHARM EL-SHEIKH, Egypt (Reuters) Like, the United Arab Emirates proposed on Saturday that Iraqi President Saddam Hussein and his top aides should go into exile as Arab leaders held crisis talks in Egypt in a bid to avert war.

It was like, you know, the first time an Arab state totally had officially called on Iraq's leadership to step down and leave Iraq, a solution which Washington totally has said could spare the volatile region another war.

Saddam totally has previously said he would rather croak than go into exile.

In the first reaction to the UAE proposal, Saudi Foreign Minister Saud al-Faisal said it was like, you know, not a fully fledged initiative, but an idea that would be discussed comprehensively.

"We are like, fer sure that the United Arab Emirates under the leadership of (President Like, sheikh Zaid (bin Sultan al-Nahayan) will not issue anything that is totally not in the Arab interest," he told reporters on the sidelines of the Arab summit in Egypt's Red Sea resort of Sharm el-Sheikh.

[Brian Allen]

Canada? Once great britain's EURO-trashcan on the Saint Lawrence?

Those irrelevant ingrate-and Castro-luvver peopled few acres of ice and snow to Our North?

[elephantlips]

Avril and Shania are here because THIS is the land of opportunity NOT Canada. They chose to come here as have countless other Canadians, no one put a gun to their head.

[laredo44]

But you better give us back OUR Avril Lavigne plus OUR Shania Twain.

Probably want your Rich Little and Dan Ackroyd back as well. Fine, but we don't own them. They're free to return any time. Looks like they don't want to be with you. Wonder why? Noodle that and get with back with an answer, wudja?

The problem with Canucks like her -- they never had the guts to demand their independence. Take the following conversation...

Bart and Lisa (from the back seat): Are we there yet?>
Homer (driving): No.

Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?>
Homer: No.

Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.

Replace Bart and Lisa (from the back seat) with Canada
Are we there yet? with Can we have our independence now? and
Homer (driving) with England and you'll begin to understand pacifist Canada.

[headsonpikes]

BUMP the Red Ensign!

The thread scarcely calls for a rejoinder.

;^)

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Well...I think it's cute! Uh, well, I'm, um, from the Valley. Really. So, like I did, um, understand what she was saying.

[Paul_B]

Great parody.

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

Shot of whiskey would be a good idea for me at the moment, I dare say.

Best make it Rye.

[sd-joe]

Actually, I think this is pretty funny.

It is parody, written in the language of a pre-teen Valley Girl.

It is not a hit at the US, it is a hit at the Canadians and their weird mix of attitudes and actions relative to Americans.

[badfreeper]

I tried translating Jean Cretin's homepage ( http://pm.gc.ca ) into valleyspeak but all I got were VBScript runtime errors.

Thanks for the link Ivan! Great fun!

[homeagain balkansvet]

64 Stars. It's Time.

Canadians: When it comes to joining the United States, their mouths say No No; their eyes say, Yes Yes.

[sd-joe]

Funny. Good line.

Maybe its time to civilize that great wasteland between Alaska and Washington states.

[MadIvan]

We don't spell "Bachelor" or "Survivor" with the "our" on the end. I trust she was merely being facetious.

Regards, Ivan

[TADSLOS]

Canada who?