Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[FBD]

Mud: "Thanks fer the link!"

Landru, HEADS UP...the boy said "Thanks" Twice!!!
He still ain't apologised yet fer his bein wrong about you know HOO...[Invisible Words ON]

...B.ruce S.pringsteen

[/Invisible words]

I don't think that woid "sorry"is in his lexicon...he can be an obstinate one, can't he?

And BTW Mud, you ARE welcome, Amigo! And that includes fer that kewl HTML trick I taught ya, that ya didn't acknowlege! LOL! :^D

FRegards

[stand watie]

!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"that kewl HTML trick I taught ya"

You ain't never taught me no kewl HTML trick 'cuz I don't KNOW any kewl HTML tricks...SHEEEESH!!! Dude, you ain't never thanked me fer teachin' YOU to breathe...inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale...see, yer gittin' it...MUD

[FBD]

"Dude, you ain't never thanked me fer teachin' YOU to breathe...inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale...see, yer gittin' it"...MUD

LOL, dude, whatever! OK, thanks...deep breath in...exhale...wow, amazin'! THANKS!!! :^D

BTW, Ewe got mail, as to a certain invisble woids...Yer Welcome, Yer MOST Nobel Mudness.

BTW, big storm last few days...35 FT swells here. Surf is up! Way up, in fact, too way up...scares the bee-jeepers outta fair-weather kayakers like me. Oh yeah... my buddy spotted a dorsal fin in the surf at Indian Beach last week. He couldn't tell what kind it was, but it was definitly a shark. That's the beach filmed at the end of the movie "Point Break".

Indian Beach (Ecola State Park, near Cannon Beach) is listed as one of the top surf spots on the Left coast. It's my surfin' spot. And there's a picture of it in Paddler Magazine this month. Thanks, Paddler, for makin' a crowded spot even more crowded!

FRegards

[sultan88]

"I'll start an announcement thread this afternoon...

By this afternoon, do you mean tomorrow?? I am looking for my ping to the thread and cant find it.

BTW while you were out stuffing yerself...err...delivering Girl Scout cookies, the sultan spent the entire day doing volunteer work for the needy.

"I wanna invite some of the CelebrityJudges to say a few words at the post-Rally Banquet!!"

I plan to address the RedTable group a few days after the Rally at the agreed-to location. (once we agree to it.)

"I'm predicting 7 outta 9.

Ya gotta be nuts to predict that!! I say 4 at the most.

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReepers"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "FReeBird")

Left will steal, beg, or borrow...
To protect Ol' Slick Willie!!
But Bill must be travellin' on now...
'Cuz his Treason threatens our Liberty!!
If we condoned Slick's Corruption...
Country wouldn't be the same!!
Righteous must retake this World, now...
And this World shall be remade...oh-oh-oh-ah-oh-ohhhh...
And the Left shall feel our ra-a-a-age...
Lib'rals, bow yer heads in sha-a-a-a-a-ame...
Lord knows, World must cha-a-a-ange...........

[Guitar weepin']

Realize, Willie, you'll go to prison...yeah, yeah...
You're just a Tyrant, you can't change!!
Oh, please don't act like the Victim...
'Cuz Lord knows you're to blame.
Slick, if we condoned your crimes, boy...
Nation wouldn't be the same!!
So we FRee-eep fer the Truth now...
And this World we shall now change...ohh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ahhhh...
And Lib'rals we'll now de-Fame...
And the Medyuh shall be shamed!!!!!
Lord knows it shall change...
Lord, help us, we must cha-a-a-a-a-ange...
Folks, we must change...
Won't ya join the FRee-pers?!! Yeah-eah-eah!!

[Guitar Jammin' to close]

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The two connivers are literally capable of any recklessness just so long as it furthers their crass, self-serving political ambitions. Scumbags."

Zackley...SlickWillie and the HildaBeast are INDEFENSIBLE!! Which is why the Right must not relent in our Pursuit of Justice!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

We MUST--and WE SHALL--make an example of William Jefferson Blythe Clinton...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"MUD's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, that I know!!
Some nights I FReep with Black's judges...some nights I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' challengers 'til Left's Benign...screw the deadheads and all the RATS screams!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All my life, I'll fight fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DOLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

I won big once and I hit the coast
But somehow I paid the big cost
Inside I felt like I was carryin' the broken spirits
Of all the other ones who lost
When the promise is broken you go on living
But it steals something from down in your soul
Like when the truth is spoken and it don't make no difference
Something in your heart goes cold
I followed that dream through the southwestern flats
That dead ends in two-bit bars
And when the promise was broken I was far away from home
Sleepin' in the back seat of a borrowed car
Thunder Road, for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Shouldda bin yers, dude...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

You can post them pictures OVER HERE!! anytime you git the urge...we like links...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Anybody know anybody who rides motor-sickles?!

We got a Rally in Richmond on the 23rd of March and I wuz thinkin' a bunch of folks arrivin' on Harleys with American flags a flowin' would be waaaay cool...MUD

[sultan88]

At least ya got my name in it! The song has promise. You may win the Springsteen case, yet!!

[sultan88]

Happy Birthday to our sweet little red-headed (I assume) lassie!! Many Happy Returns of the day!!!!

[Happygal]

You remembered (even though I'm trying to forget! Turning 31 is not fun for someone who still sees themselves as a teenager at heart! *S*)

Thank you (and btw, at the moment, I am red..but it's bottle induced, and may possibly be back to my natural blonde next week! *L*) :-)

[sultan88]

Mudboy Slim: "I'm predicting 7 outta 9."

The Sultan:"Ya gotta be nuts to predict that!! I say 4 at the most."

"The Big 12 and Southeastern Conference are sending six teams each to the tournament, and Georgia would have given the SEC a seventh. Five teams each from the Big Ten and Pac-10 were selected, while the Atlantic Coast Conference, Conference USA and Big East are sending four each.

Judges, who is the real Prescient One??

[FBD]

Need more INPUT to make a decision.

I guess Arizona has the toughest road to the Final Four, of the # 1 picks.

I'm watchin Bracketology on ESPN right now.

Sooners are my hopefull, as my nephew in-law is Asst. coach to Sampson. They probably won't make it past Miss. though.
If you get a chance to wacth them, keep an eye on Hollis Price. That kid is a clutch and a half! He'll go pro.
But he's little, so he probably won't be a starter. I guess he's trying to be a good guy, and has had a tough life.
His mother is in prison.

[Mudboy Slim]

I don't know the whole Hollis Price story, but his game reminds me of Maryland's Juan Dixon, who led the Terps to the championship last year, before being drafting by the Wizards in the first round last summer...we gonna do a CelebrityJudgeNCAAPool?!!

1 point fer each first round win, 2 fer each second, etc. Folks have to have their predictions in by Wednesday at midnite EST...Winner Gets Bragging Rights fer 7-10 days, depending on postage...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I don't know the whole Hollis Price story, but his game reminds me of Maryland's Juan Dixon, who led the Terps to the championship last year, before being drafting by the Wizards in the first round last summer...we gonna do a CelebrityJudgeNCAAPool?!!

1 point fer each first round win, 2 fer each second, etc. Folks have to have their predictions in by Wednesday at midnite EST...Winner Gets Bragging Rights fer 7-10 days, depending on postage...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

BOMB Hussein...NOW!!! So I can start a new damthread...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

1100...MUD