[giznort]

Helen Thomas is an old, hagged out, Clinton groupie wannabe who should look in the mirror and realize that even the late Buddy wouldn't hump this old bag's leg, and neither would the former fornicator-in-chief impeached scum-sucking President Clintscum. Holy S-it, where's the Tylenol? (to paraphrase Natl Lampoon's Christmas Vacation)

[Slings and Arrows]

Now, now - Buddy was the only Clinton administration member who wasn't a national embarassment. May his furry soul rest in peace.