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The madness of saving Jessica (gag)
Evening Standard (U.K.) ^ | 04/08/03 | Brian Sewell

Posted on 04/08/2003 11:38:26 AM PDT by Pokey78

To puke was the only proper reaction to the rescue of Private Jessica Lynch, of the US Army's 50th Maintenance Company, as April Fools' Day dawned in Iraq last week. "To puke" has just the right abrupt, dismissive note to it - "to vomit" and "to regurgitate" both have too much Latin gravity at their roots, "to heave" and "to retch" the false gentility of euphemism, but plain puke, good enough for Shakespeare, is onomatopoeic to perfection. Say "puke" and relish the sound.

It is not that I have any ill-will towards the girl - I have none for any young soldier, of any race or religion, engaged in any cause - it is just that I believe women to have no business to be anywhere near the front line in any campaign, other than, perhaps, as doctors and nurses. I am certain that no such effort would have been made to rescue a young man of her age and inexperience.

Jessica Lynch is 19, blonde, 5ft 4in, and weighs rather less than the equipment carried by a British paratrooper on the yomp. Driving across the desert with other US servicemen unable to read a compass or take direction from the sun, she was separated from a convoy, ambushed, injured, captured by Iraqis and taken to a hospital in Nasiriyah, on the Euphrates, nearer Basra than Baghdad.

There she lay, both legs and one arm fractured, attended by the few members of staff who had not fled, a pharmacist the only man of any qualification.

How these injuries occurred we do not know, but General Tommy Franks, commander of the allied forces, knew of them and knew where she was, knowledge attributed to " intelligence" until the truth was revealed - that a sympathetic Iraqi had trudged for miles across the desert until he found a US officer to tell.

General Franks it was who ordered Jessica's rescue, perhaps sharing her family's anxiety over the possibility of rape, perhaps recognising what a propaganda coup could be made of it. To effect the rescue, US marines staged diversionary attacks in Nasiriyah, on a bridge, a telecommunications relay station and the local headquarters of the Ba'ath party; and with these under way, two transport helicopters landed in the hospital grounds, with the protection of four attack helicopters hovering overhead and two patrolling tankbuster aircraft - all this by dead of night, in pitch darkness and with the appalling safety record of US forces.

How many soldiers were involved and at serious risk in this escapade? Six helicopter crews, two aeroplane crews, medics, stretcher-bearers and all the men engaged in the decoy attacks on the other side of the town.

Would so many men and so much expensive machinery have been risked for the rescue of a jar-head marine of 19, a black boy of 19, a homosexual boy of 19 or a poor white boy of 19 from the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?

I doubt it. This girl was rescued not because she was a heroine, not because she was brilliantly qualified and not because she was in possession of information and skills that must on no account be betrayed to the enemy.

She was rescued for no other reason than that she is a girl, and the all-American blonde to boot. The rescue of Jessica Lynch was portrayed even in our most sober and sensible broadsheets as an exploit of extraordinary derring-do, of heroism, valour, audacity, chivalry and chutzpah.

Sane men, however, able to assess the risks involved on such a moonless night, must count this rescue a work of sheer insanity, unless those ordering it put into the equation the publicity inevitable with success. Was it done to hearten the male troops?

Again I doubt it, for these, weary, cold by night, sweating by day, now long unshaven and unshowered, stinking with the stale odours of the body, know perfectly well that no attempt would be made to rescue them were they in the same predicament as Private Lynch and through the same incompetence.

"America doesn't leave its heroes behind, it never has, it never will," were the weasel words of a US army spokesman - and to such nonsense the only possible response is "Tell that to the marines." The objective of this cynical exercise was to fortify the folks at home, and there can be no doubt, so deep is the naivety of the provincial American, that the ruse worked.

In West Virginia, Jessica's rescue is attributed not only to the army, but to God in equal measure, God invoked by the power of prayer. It has occurred to none of them that if God had anything to do with it, he would have stayed the hands of Bush and Blair and sent no one into battle.

The point that everyone has overlooked is that Jessica Lynch should not have been sent to Iraq until active hostilities are over.

I don't care a damn what feminists say, the front line is no place for women. It is where men are ripped apart by shells and bullets, where they are incinerated in tanks, the burnt meats of sacrifice, so, to speak, where men lay down their lives for noble sentiments and causes - forgive me, but what bollocks the euphemisms are.

If a soldier's mind is not wholly engaged in battle, he is a risk to himself and his immediate mates - the last thing a soldier needs is a corporal of poetic mind or a philosopher for a sergeant, the one reciting Horace, the other musing on the nobility of man; he needs, instead, mates driven by adrenaline and the unintellectual antidotes to fear that we call courage and exalt as heroism. But the last thing a soldier needs in battle is a woman by his side, her mere presence a diversion from the matter in hand, a tug at his primeval sense of chivalry.

As, from the safety of Central Command, US Brigadier-General Vince Brooks said of Jessica's rescue, "Some brave souls put their lives on the line to make this happen." And so they did, but they should not have been required to do so.

If women feel compelled, in their absurd pursuit of equality, to join the armed forces and cannot, will not, see that in the front line they pose a menace to all men, then the forces must draw the line for them, no matter how great a political incorrectitude it may seem to outsiders.

Women should be the army's clerks, cooks and bottlewashers, its doctors and nurses, its counters of beans and buttons, but never - even though I can imagine nothing more terrifying than a battalion of bearded lesbians - bearers of arms, never frontline soldiers.


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1 posted on 04/08/2003 11:38:26 AM PDT by Pokey78
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To: Pokey78
Oh oh..now you've done it.
2 posted on 04/08/2003 11:40:40 AM PDT by leadpencil1 (all generalizations are bad)
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To: Pokey78
Would so many men and so much expensive machinery have been risked for the rescue of a jar-head marine of 19, a black boy of 19, a homosexual boy of 19 or a poor white boy of 19 from the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?

Yes.

What an insult to Pfc. Lynch, her family, our Armed Forces and to the United States of America.

3 posted on 04/08/2003 11:40:43 AM PDT by Catspaw
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To: Pokey78
Even though I agree with the writer's last paragraph, the article is offensive.

Jessica Lynch is a heroine. Wonder if this writer would have done the same thing she did. 'Pod

4 posted on 04/08/2003 11:41:10 AM PDT by sauropod (I'm a man... But I can change... If I have to.... I guess...................)
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I am certain that no such effort would have been made to rescue a young man of her age and inexperience.

Tell it to Scott O'Grady, jackass.

5 posted on 04/08/2003 11:41:11 AM PDT by dead
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To: Catspaw
He managed to insult everyone in one article - and that is no mean feat.
6 posted on 04/08/2003 11:41:31 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (going into an election campaign without the paleocons is like going to war without the French)
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Would so many men and so much expensive machinery have been risked for the rescue of a jar-head marine of 19, a black boy of 19, a homosexual boy of 19 or a poor white boy of 19 from the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?

The answer is yes. Why do leftists always have to reduce an issue into race and sexual preference? In addition, what about this incestuous hills crap? Isn't that a bit racist. Oh, I forgot, you can't be a racist if you're a liberal.

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8 posted on 04/08/2003 11:42:27 AM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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". It has occurred to none of them that if God had anything to do with it, he would have stayed the hands of Bush and Blair and sent no one into battle."

I suppose God needs special dispensation from Mr. Sewell?

9 posted on 04/08/2003 11:42:33 AM PDT by sauropod (I'm a man... But I can change... If I have to.... I guess...................)
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...the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?

A viper tongue indeed.

10 posted on 04/08/2003 11:42:50 AM PDT by dark_lord
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To: Pokey78
Brian Sewer has written a vile article and the paper is vile for printing it.
11 posted on 04/08/2003 11:43:19 AM PDT by Dialup Llama
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
What vomitus. I thought this was even lower than Robert Fisk. He's merely a collaborater. This insults EVERYONE and EVERYTHING we hold dear.
12 posted on 04/08/2003 11:43:35 AM PDT by Catspaw
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She was rescued for no other reason than that she is a girl, and the all-American blonde to boot.

Oh, the joys of being a class-conscious, old-world country...

13 posted on 04/08/2003 11:44:14 AM PDT by gaijin
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To: Pokey78
This almost deserves a ZOT except it echoes SOME things we have said all along- when we put weaker people into inappropriatre roles, we always risk that the stronger people will rush to their aid and risk more lives.


However I do believe we would have resuced any soldier (man or woman) given this set of circumstances (i.e. a lead into their whereablots, and the ability to get in and kick some butt while we were at it...)
14 posted on 04/08/2003 11:44:57 AM PDT by Mr. K
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To: Pokey78
Driving across the desert with other US servicemen unable to read a compass or take direction from the sun, she was separated from a convoy, ambushed, injured, captured by Iraqis and taken to a hospital in Nasiriyah, on the Euphrates, nearer Basra than Baghdad.

This guy is making it sound as though it was her fault that her group lost its way. From what I have read, it was an officer who took the wrong turn.

15 posted on 04/08/2003 11:45:19 AM PDT by nycgal
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To: Pokey78
Would so many men and so much expensive machinery have been risked for the rescue of a jar-head marine of 19, a black boy of 19, a homosexual boy of 19 or a poor white boy of 19 from the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?

Yes. That's all that needs to be said.

16 posted on 04/08/2003 11:45:23 AM PDT by pgyanke (Please, Lord, prevent unnecessary casualties in this conflict...and maximize the necessary ones!)
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To: Pokey78
AMEN to that brother, you said it so well.
17 posted on 04/08/2003 11:45:51 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If I could get a degree in trivia, I would have my Doctorate!)
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Would so many men and so much expensive machinery have been risked for the rescue of a jar-head marine of 19, a black boy of 19, a homosexual boy of 19 or a poor white boy of 19 from the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?

Based on a number ogf operations during the Vietnam war including Song Tay and some others the answer to this question is a definitive YES.

18 posted on 04/08/2003 11:46:20 AM PDT by harpseal (Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown)
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To: Pokey78
We should all do a google search on this man and dive bomb him with nasty emails.
Diana
19 posted on 04/08/2003 11:46:27 AM PDT by DianaN (Eternal Freedom)
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This guy is an idiot. Search-and-rescue operations are not conducted on the basis of someone's race or sexual orientation.
20 posted on 04/08/2003 11:46:34 AM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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