Hilliary Freep Chicago Style

Free Republic ^ | 6-15-03 | N/A

[JustPiper]

All lurkers, come out, come out, wherever you are, to play ;)How often do we get to Freep Hillary?

How many regular Illinois members are active? Let's do the Mickey Mouse Club Shoutout and see who we can get to say Aye we will be there?! Please?

[JustPiper]

Freep Alert!

[JustPiper]

Freep Alert!

[chicagolady]

We are warmly welcoming and and all Freepers from Wisconsin, Indiana, and Michagan. If she is not coming to your town Come on down!

[JustPiper]

Forgot to Freep the Michigan Forum, thanx Lady ;)

[sweetliberty]

I am looking forward to all the FReep reports from Hillary's booksigning, not to mention getting to FReep the b*tch! I hope the FReepers in all locations are diligent so that she doesn't have a single booksigning without FReepers present! I want us to give her bad dreams!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Bad Dreams BTTT

[JustPiper]

I hope the FReepers in all locations are diligent so that she doesn't have a single booksigning without FReepers present!

Bump!!!

[Maigrey]

You think the RWP would be willing to stimulate the US Economy while FReeping the (bleep)?

[chicagolady]

Ping Alert

[chicagolady]

Come on down Wisconsin folk!

[gitmo]

Stand in line discretely holding a copy of Ann Coulter's book. Or Rush's. See if you can get her to sign it. Then show it off.

[JustPiper]

LOLLOL, I would love that!

[chicagolady]

Could this be the start of MULTI-State FREEPING?
Come on down!!

[JustPiper]

Could this be the start of MULTI-State FREEPING? Come on down!!

Whatever advertising works ;)

[Brad’s Gramma]

Don't know! Why don't you Freepmail the RWP?

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

[TheRightGuy]

Could this be the start of MULTI-State FREEPING?

CAUTION: CHEESEHEAD ALERT!
Crossing state lines for the purposes of FReeping may prove offensive to Hillary.

[chicagolady]

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[chicagolady]

This is to funny.
The Deck of Hillary cards!

[JustPiper]

Bump! ;)

Restaurant info:
Svea I Restaurant
5236 N. Clark St.
773-275-7738

This intimate storefront restaurant serves strictly family fare--with a Swedish accent. Located in the heart of Andersonville, Svea I has several items on its menu that would satisfy a hungry Viking. There are Swedish meatball sandwiches, herring salads, open-faced sandwiches and Swedish-style roast beef. The rest of the menu is strictly all-American. Service is friendly and quick.

Hours: 7 a.m.-3:45 p.m. seven days a week

Av. Dinner Entree Under $8
Carry Out Yes
Cuisine Scandinavian, Amer. Traditional
Delivery No
Family Oriented Yes
Meals Served Lunch, Breakfast
Outdoor Seating No
Parking Street parking possible
Payment Method Cash only
Reservations Accepted? No
Seating For 50
Smoking Yes
Transportation CTA bus (92-Foster, 22-Clark)
Wheelchair Access Yes

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Augie's
5347 N. Clark St.
773-271-7868

Augie's has been a neighborhood tradition in Andersonville since 1954. The menu includes hot meat loaf sandwiches, homemade spinach pie, mostaccioli and T-bone steak. This friendly eatery also serves soda fountain specials--Boston-style sodas, milkshakes and malts.

Hours: 6 a.m.-8 p.m. Monday through Saturday, 7 a.m.-7 p.m. Sunday
Av. Dinner Entree Under $8
Cuisine Amer. Traditional
Payment Method Cash only

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I will find more in my travels this week.

The "Restaurant Tour Guide" Piper