Sex in nursing homes

The Kentucky Post ^ | 12 July 2003 | Post staff report

[Conservababe]

Years ago, I read a message on a condom package. It went something like this... "Young men use this for what must seem To geezers just a distant dream."

Geezers use it because they are not young men with only wet dreams.

[MattAMiller]

Should you be fortunate enough to reach that age I suspect you won't find the thought so horrifying.

I'm sure your urges get the better of you and sounds like a good idea. But then you've got to see your partner naked.

Some of the posts on this thread are beyond belief.

Everybody's just making wisecracks, relax.

[Cedric]

Weak. And it doesn't even rhyme.

[Cedric]

Correction, plenty of seniors have wet dreams. But, fortunately now we have Depends!

Sincerely,
June Allison

[MattAMiller]

Went with some friends on their move to Washington. We picked his dad up twice for dinner from his seniors home. 4 guys and 33 women. What a world.

And they can all take their teeth out.

[ReaganCowboy]

You know, with all the aging baby boomers ladies who've had breast enhancements and aging baby boomer men taking Viagra, when they all get old together there will be geriatric couples with both big boobs and big erections -- but with the onset of Alheimer's, they just won't know what to do with them.

Just a thought...

[Pan_Yans Wife]

I've been in a few of the Northern Kentucky nursing homes. This sheds a whole new light on the residents that live there. All I can say is, I hope they are happy.

[Hildy]

I disagree. Geez..they keep you alive and then they don't let you have ANY fun.

[Norse]

I guess the key is to enjoy youth...especially since it doesn't last long...

[Exit148]

"I guess the key is to enjoy youth...especially since it doesn't last long..."

You've got it!!

I don't know what age I'd like to be. Not the teens, certainly. I used to think 29 was the ideal age, but I have second thoughts on that one. Maybe a healthy, wealthy 40+?

George Bernard Shaw said "Youth is wasted on the young". Does he have something there? I remember as a kid, people would say "If only I knew then, what I know now." or "If I could be that age, but have the know-how that I have now."

Whatever age -- make the most of it and enjoy it, and keep on enjoying it right into old age --sex and all!

[breakem]

now, cut that out. What's next? Short with a flat head.

[2rightsleftcoast]

I agree,40 would be a good age if I had to choose.

[gcruse]

I know a joke about nursing home sex. It has to do with Parkinsons.

If it's the one about going to the movie, I loved it.

[ovrtaxt]

No, it's like this--

Mort and Gladys were close friends at the nursing home. Every day, they would sit on the bench outside and she would unzip his pants and hold his wankie. They would sit there all day and talk, and at the end of the day, they would go back inside.

One day, Gladys found Mort sitting on the bench with a different woman. She was holding his wankie just like she did. She indignantly asked him, "What does she have that I don't have?"

He replied, "Parkinson's."

[gcruse]

Same ending, different setup. Cute joke.

[wardaddy]

I hope to die "in the saddle" before I'm home-ready.

But, it's nice to know there is still hope....

I visited my WWII uncle at a State Run vets home last weekend. I don't know about the sex, he has Parkinsons pretty bad but I must say that even poor ass Mississippi runs Vets services better than any Fed facility I've ever seen.