Man cuts off penis, eats it

The Sunday Times ^ | July 13 2003

[knighthawk]

A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.

The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.

He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.

[TexasCowboy]

DeSoto, every once in a while we have to lighten up from talking about the ills of the world and have a laugh or two.
Chill out and enjoy it.
If you don't find anything funny, go find another thread.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

wee doggy

Ok, that one is good rick........lol

[TexasCowboy]

LOL!
I knew I could count on you, Texas Girl, to spice it up a little!
I invited a few more people who like a good laugh.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

My son was looking over my shoulder as he read this story and he groaned so loudly when he realized what this guy had done........ I almost spit tea on my monitor!

[robertpaulsen]

I wonder if he ate that with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

[humblegunner]

only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch

This is why some drugs are bad.

[TexasCowboy]

"I wonder if he ate that with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?"

HAHAHAHA!
I wonder if he was related to Hannibal?

[TexasCowboy]

Tell him that I groaned, too!

[BigWaveBetty]

Hillary's next book?

A vengeful wife's Maylaysian cookbook; 100 drugs to convince your husband his lap lizard is edible.

[TexasCowboy]

"100 drugs to convince your husband his lap lizard is edible."

LOL!
Betty, I haven't seen you in a coon's age - I guess since the old Smoker's Lounge, or maybe the Guild.
Good to see ya, lady!

[TexasCowboy]

"This is why some drugs are bad."

Gunner, I'm definitely going to stay away from that one!
I can't afford to lose any at all, much less all of it!

[KneelBeforeZod]

he didn't want to be outdone by the guy who ate his foot

[gitmo]

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Oh here we go again, another ' Man bites off Penis and eats it thread'.

[Eaker]

Is this why you were late to work??

LOL!!!!

Eaker

[Eaker]

I'm wondering if he beat it first to make it tender.

This made my wife laugh, and she NEVER laughs!!!!

Good one!!

Eaker

[RichInOC]

"Government regulations say we can make our Hebrew National beef hot dogs from frozen beef...we don't.
"The government says we can use artificial coloring...we don't.
"They say we can add meat by-products...we don't.
"They say we can sell our hot dogs with veins in them...we can't. We're Kosher, and we have to answer to an even Higher Authority.

[GOPJ]

Sometimes, once is enough.

I'll bet he won't do this again.

[mhking]

Tastes like chicken?

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[Kip Lange]

This is the first post up at the top when I log in. What the heck does *that* say?

*shudder*