[MotherofTen]

>>My ex-mother-in-law gave my ex-wife the formula.
"Keep his stomach full and his cock empty".

Note, 'ex-' >>


Now wait a minute, Vinnie. That formula has been just about totally tossed out as a bare basic formula. I don't often meet women who like to cook anymore. And the divorce rate is through the roof.

I always thought that formula, vulgar and earthy as it is, actually represented a great deal of wisdom. I would have worded it differently, (blush) but it does show a home focus (cooking takes time), and a focus on pleasing your man. Like the original game plan...woman as man's helper.

[carlo3b]

...but it does show a home focus (cooking takes time), and a focus on pleasing ..

It doesn't work the other way around though....shrugging shoulders, and waving spatula ..Fatherofatleast5.. :^)

[Arrowhead1952]

(cooking takes time)

My wife does not work, and I leave for work at 530 AM and return at 615 PM. I am on a four / ten workweek and do most of the cooking on the weekends. Also do some cooking during the week after work, because I LOVE to cook. My daughter and her friends just love my cooking!

[Vinnie]

Sorry, I usually am careful of my wording, but wanted to give the quote exactly as it was given.

As for the ex- part, let's just say that she was dyslexic.