Bible-belt Catholics

TIME ^ | 2/7/2005 | Tim Padgett

[sinkspur]

Eight years ago, a handful of Roman Catholic families in Huntersville, a suburb of Charlotte, N.C., started a new parish. The home of their church, St. Mark, was a bowling alley. Our Lady of the Lanes, as they jokingly called it, was an apt symbol of the scarcity--and supple ingenuity--of Catholics in a region known as the buckle of the Protestant Bible Belt. Soon St. Mark was gaining a family a day. Now its almost 2,800 families hear Mass in a cavernous gymnasium as they await completion of a new church. Among the newcomers is Ben Liuzzo, 54, a financial-services manager who a few years ago moved his family from New York to North Carolina. He had thought Catholics in the area might be as outnumbered as Jews or Muslims--and that the meager church life that did exist wouldn't engage his 14-year-old son. Instead, the Liuzzos are attending standing-room-only services like St. Mark's teen Mass, complete with a pop-music ensemble that could be mistaken for one of the area's rollicking Christian rock bands. "This I was not prepared for," says Liuzzo, who flashes a smile at a recent service as an altar girl marches a crucifix past 1,000 parishioners.

Yankee transplants like the Liuzzos aren't the only ones helping fill the pews in the Charlotte diocese. Mexican immigrants are the fastest-growing group, and Hispanics as a whole make up half the diocese's 300,000 Catholics. Thousands of Vietnamese and Filipino Catholics are settling in too. "I've wondered often how bishops in the Northeast handled the waves of immigration in the 19th and 20th centuries," says Bishop Peter Jugis, 47, who took over the diocese in 2003. "It's exciting." It also transcends demographics: the newcomers are practicing a more conservative Catholicism than their brethren in many other parts of the country.

[Salvation]

Catholic Parishes Flourish in Southern U.S.

[Pio]

"Teen "Masses", "Christian" rock bands, Communion in the hand, and altar girls - what's the difference between these rockin' "Catholics" and their Bible-belt separated brethren?"

This is pretty much standard for Novus Ordo masses...it's time to get over all this and just go to the liturgy that you feel most comfortable in. Altar girl parishes will produce no vocations, Life Teen masses are in the process of being supressed, communion in the hand is a more subtle indignity that may take another 100 years to peter out. Things will get more outrageous for the next three years (new USCCB liturgy head is a poofter) ... ultimately people will see through the facade and return to traditional ways of doing things. Protestant converts will find themselves coming to the Tridentine as they really start to digest the idea of the Real Presense...the community meal services will pale in comparison.

[Coleus]

I was in Charlotte on vacation a few years ago and went to this church run by the Capuchins. It's big. Charlotte has a lot of transplants from NJ and NY. There's a big IBM plant nearby as well as the college and the speedway a couple of blocks away and downtown is the banking capital of the south.

http://www.st-thomas-aquinas-rcc.org/parishinfo.asp

[Incorrigible]

What I find humorous is when these lay southern converts to Catholicism come up to New Jersey and try to host some type of retreat.  In my current and my previous parish, both offers went over like a lead balloon.  The recent convert evangelism just doesn't click with cradle to grave, church going Catholics in the Northeast and big Midwest cities. 

I had a similar experience when I lived in Redmond, WA and the church there seemed composed of mostly converts.  I felt like I was in a Pentecostal Church!  I left that parish for a more toned down one in Kirkland.

[doug from upland]

Laura Ingraham converted last year.

[Clemenza]

Lots of Catholics in the KC-Overland Park area, due to the large migration of Southern Germans, Irish, and (to a lesser extent) Italians to that area at the turn of the last century. Rest of the state is very mixed. Wichita has a large population of both Catholics and Evangelicals, with few mainliners.

I believe Louisiana is the most Catholic state outside of the Northeast. Rhode Island is the only state where Catholics are in the majority, btw.

[Clemenza]

The cradle to grave Catholics in the Northeast are merely Episcopalians who lie about using birth control. This New Yorker knows tons of people who refer to themselves as "Catholic" even though they can't explain the doctrine of transfiguration and know NOTHING about the bible.

[Clemenza]

What do you have against female altar servers? I'm a guy, but it aint like altar servers are "future priests." Most former altar boys I know (hello dad!) did not enter the priesthood. My dad told me that he and his friends were often pressured by the creepy priests to join "youth seminaries" but that they for the most part refused.

BTW: Latin is the gutter language of the Roman Empire. Bring back Aramaic, and maybe I will start attending again.

[Salvation]

I was aware of Dick Morris, Sam Brownback but was not aware of Laura Ingraham.

Thanks.

[doug from upland]

Dick Morris became Catholic? Where did you see that?

[Coleus]

Columnist Robert Novak converted from Judaism to Catholicism in 1998; Robert Bork married an ex-nun and later converted.

[franky]

###"doctrine of transfiguration"###???

Do you mean transubstantiation?

[Clemenza]

You realize you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

You realize you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

[Clemenza]

Really? And I thought Novak was a hardcore anti-semite /sarcasm.

[NYer]

Bring back Aramaic, and maybe I will start attending again.

Welcome to the Maronite Catholic Church where the Consecration is in Aramaic, using the words and language of Christ at the Last Supper. Communion is ONLY distributed by the priest. It is by intinction (the priest dips the consecrated host into the Precious Blood) and is ONLY received on the tongue. The priest administers communion with the words: "Receive the Body and Blood of our Lord Jesus Christ, for the remission of sin and eternal salvation".

Aramaic Consecration

Byow mo how daq dom ha sho dee leh
ma' bed hy eh
nsa bel lah mo be dow qa dee sho to.
Ou ba rekh
ou qa desh
waq so
ou ya bel tal mee dow kad o mar:
Sab a khool meh neh kul khoon:
Ho no den ee tow faghro deel
day lo fy koun wah lof sagee hey
meh teq seh ou meh tee heb
lhoo so yo dhow beh was ha yeh dal 'o lam
'ol meen.

English Translation

On the day before his life-giving passion,
Jesus took bread in his holy hands.
He blessed,
sanctified,
broke,
and gave it to his disciples, saying:
Take and eat it, all of you:
This is my body
which is broken and delivered for you
and for many,
for the forgiveness of sins and eternal life.

[Pio]

Pope John Paul II has described altar servers as a "garden for vocations." Cardinal Arinze stressed this again when asked by Raymond Arroyo on World Over Live. he said, if the Priest is a good Priest then he will serve as a model as will a good policeman, a good teacher, a good businessman...it stands to reasonthat if a priest a good priest there will be boys who will come along, hearing God's call.

Conversely, he intoned, if a priest is not generating vocations, he most certainly must be a bad one.

The priests you had were mostly bad ones, sounds like. If as boys, you perceived them as creepy, then I suspect your perception was a good one...children can be very good at detecting evil...your parents did well with you.

In the end it stands to reason that if you flood the priesthood with homosexuals...then young boys will want nothing to do with the priesthood...this is by design and part of a deliberate plan.

So it is true...in a highly homosexualized priesthood , sending up girls is a smart manuever, they will be very safe. What do I have against girl servers? There is no history of girl servers...not in 1960 years of the Catholic Church. Then just recently , American Bishops started using them...it was done to start planting the seeds of a female priesthood. Many Catholic females are calling for a female priesthood . They have been admitted to seminaries as lay students to rub elbows with the priests-in-training. A Boston College educated lawyer who works for the Bishop of Worcester Mass. came to my parish mouthing off about female ordination. This BITCH is ready to grab a colar for herself....she'll get it sooner or later, Ordinatio Sacerdotalis notwithstanding.

[Pio]

BTW: Latin is the gutter language of the Roman Empire.

Latin is a lovely language it is THE language of the Church. It is excellent in its precision, having avoided the machinations of modern lingiusts who have introduced ambiguity & wordiness into it. I refer you to the Catechism of the Catholic Church which speaks lovingly of Latin. I studied it for two years in high school and will encourage my children to do so....but such intellectual endeavors may indeed be wasted on you.

[Pio]

"doctrine of transfiguration and know NOTHING about the bible."

Please explain this doctrine of tranfiguration.

[Puddleglum]

What do you have against female altar servers? I'm a guy, but it aint like altar servers are "future priests."

When I was an altar boy they were also called "acolytes," which sort of implied future priesthood as at least a possibility. I don't like the idea of altar girls, but I'm not going to lose sleep over it. I lose more sleep over wierd music directors - all schisms begin in the music department!