A man went with his wife to mass for the first time. It was sit, stand, greet others, sit, stand, kneel, walk, kneel... he was sitting there and got his handkerchief out to wipe his sweaty face, and then laid it across his lap to dry out. His wife looked over and, "Is your fly open?", to which he replied, "No, is it supposed to be?" :o)
LOL. Missed that one.