[ScubieNuc]

It doesn't matter which idol you choose to worship, they are all bad.

Exodus 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth:
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God [am] a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth [generation] of them that hate me;

[Mrs. Don-o]

"It doesn't matter which idol you choose to worship, they are all bad."

True enough, my friend.

But if

• it's not an idol, and
• you don't worship it,

then it's not bad at all.

Here's one I like: