[oldbill]

What about bingo? second collections?

[Mrs. Don-o]

Yeah, and in addition to membership in the world's biggest Christian "denomination" (Catholics) they get a new, unique relationship with the Word's Second-, Third-, and Fourth-Biggest Christian denominations (Ex, Quasi, and Anti-Catholics).

And Rio.

Mardi Gras and Carne Vale.

Matka Boska Czestochowa.

Walker Percy and Flannery O'Connor.

Endless regrettable Kennedies.

Many, many 20th and 21st century martrys--- and just in time for many more.

Humanae Vitae and other miracles of grace.

Michael Moore. Joan Chittister.

Maronites, Melkites and Chaldeans--- O My!

Men who are not Black Muslims but whose middle initial is "X."
Men whose middle name is "Maria."

Oplatki.

Oscar Wilde at last.