Joan Of Arc with the Lord to guide her, she was a sister who really cooked...
The Catholic church still refuses to admit that Joan’s super power—longevity— enabled her to live until the 20th century.
Having secreted a bottle of A-1 steak sauce in her bidet, Joan loosened her bonds and escaping the Nazis of Bordeaux.
She invented the arc welder in 1905, then married Jim Backus and they produced a number of “Mr. Magoo” musical extravaganzas together, even though Backus became blind late in life, then ran off with a mystery woman named “Lovey” and, after a three hour tour on a charter boat, shipwrecked and was never heard from again. After seven years, Joan attached herself to Howard Hughes, drove him crazy and a lot of other stuff.
I married Joan! What a girl, what a whirl, what a life!