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Searching for a Bible-believing Church in the Fort Worth Area
February 8, 2015 | fwdude

Posted on 02/08/2015 5:22:25 AM PST by fwdude

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To: fwdude

ever thought about starting your own house church?


161 posted on 02/08/2015 5:28:48 PM PST by GeronL
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To: fwdude

When you find candidates you can probably listen to sermons online to make a determination


162 posted on 02/08/2015 5:37:15 PM PST by GeronL
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To: ViLaLuz; fwdude
Passing your post on to the original poster... I am wondering if the Muslims, Witnesses, Scientologists, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Branch Davidians, Heaven's Gate, or Messianic Jews have shown up to the thread to convert him to their cults yet...

ViLaLuz wrote:

This FW Calvary Chapel is firmly based on the Bible.

http://www.calvarychapelftw.org/


163 posted on 02/08/2015 7:15:10 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: Elsie

So....Catholics are not Christians? We have agreed for years that Mormons are not Christian as they reject the Trinity.

I don’t know who “Rome” worships. Rome is a city. I worship my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. And I’m Catholic. What does that mean for me at the Sunday worhsip level? That I receive the Sacraments which Jesus Himself instituted at the Last Supper. And that means Christ is physically present at the Mass.

BTW, in Catholic school we studied the Thirty Years’ War. People mostly in Germany killed each other by the hundreds of thousands over their differences about the manner in which Jesus should be worshipped.

If we’re back to the days of Catholic bashing as in the 19th Century in America, then that’s sad. At least it hasn’t turned into open warfare. Been there, done that since the Defenestration of Prague.


164 posted on 02/08/2015 8:34:18 PM PST by elcid1970 ("I: am a radicalized infidel.")
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To: Bill Russell
Daniel, there is obviously way too much to get into the weeds on all 13,000 points which appear to be cut and pasted from many different documents and many in which the logic is hard to follow, and some with statements which may or may not be supported by the sources cited.

Bill, that is hardly a credible excuse. It is all from one document, and is a compilation of things RCs teach and believe, and thus i do understand the reluctance of RC's to try to defend them.

Your post attacks what you refer to as “RC literalism” in reference to Jesus appointing Peter as the head of the Church which he brought to Rome.

I see, so you really believe the Bible does not simply literally teach that Peter was the street-level leader among the 11, and the first church, and the first to use the keys of the kingdom, the gospel, and along with the other disciples, had power to bind and loose, and who exercised a general pastoral role (but who also was the second listed among the 3 who Paul said seemed to be pillars, and the only one to be publicly rebuked, etc.);

But that the church looked to him as the first of a line of (conditionally) infallible popes reigning in Rome supreme overall, who uniquely had power which he could always autocratically exercise unhindered, whose sentence was final whether ratified by others or no, and to whom all were to render distinct obeisance to as their exalted head.

And who role as was also that of a distinct class of clergy titled "priests" whose primary function was to offer physical food as a expiatory sacrifice to be consumed in order to obtain spiritual and eternal life.

And that his papal office which possessed perpetual infallibility was perpetuated by successors elected by voting among many candidates?

Is this what you are prepared to defend?

Your post attacks what you refer to as “RC literalism” in reference to Jesus appointing Peter as the head of the Church which he brought to Rome. This is also the same argument made by many against the Transfiguration of the Eucharist. Which is really interesting in that many of the people who accuse Catholics of being too “literal” in interpreting the direct and repeated teachings of Jesus throughout the Gospels, will insist that we must take the conflicting stories of creation in Genesis as literally.

Which should really interesting is that there zero inconsistency at all despite what your parroted polemic presumes, as the issue is not whether one should take Scripture literally or figuratively, but as both are options then the issue is what warrants taking one or the other.

To be a RC and be consistent you need to take the unequivocal statement of Jn. 53,54 as meaning one must actually consume the body and blood of Christ in order to obtain spiritual and eternal life.

If so, then we must see this confirmed in the rest of Scripture. Are you ready to go there?

The Catholic approach differs from this in that we approach the Bible as God’s slow revelation of himself to man. We accept the stories of creation as metaphor which make the point that God created the heavens and the earth and man.

What is this "we" business? There is RC historical teaching that takes Gn. 1 and 2 as litera (http://www.kolbecenter.org/the-traditional-catholic-doctrine-of-creation), as well as even geocentric Catholics today, while the metaphorical interpretation has serious problems, not the least of which is the denial of the historical Adam which this can lead to (when i was a CCD teacher I remember the teacher in a program designed to help us offered 3 options for a Bible class. "How do we know which one we should choose?" one asked. "Well, let me put it this way" the teacher replied. "If you think Adam and Eve were literal persons then you need to be in the beginners class.") Stuff like that, and evangelical radio, help foster my prayerful departure later.

And which is a slippery slope, leading to, or being concomitant with relegating historical accounts such as Noah and the Flood, the Tower of Babel, Balaam and the talking donkey, Jonah and the fish, Joshua's long day, etc., to being fables, and things like Joshua's conquests to being mainly folk tales, and the sermon on the Mount to not actually being where it says. All of which are part of sanctioned RC teaching for decades, while the NT treats them as literal historical accounts. And this is the church RCs tell us to look to for interpretation of Scripture, versus searching the Scriptures. Thank God that kind of reliance was not how the church began.

But as the history presented in the Bible advances and culminates with the life and times of Jesus and the Apostles,

But if other historical accounts are only fables, and even descriptions of some NT events include fabrications, then it casts doubt on other stories of Jesus and the Apostles.

This applies to the importance of the Eucharist where he states the importance of “eating of my flesh and drinking of my blood” culminating in his instructions to the Apostles to “do this in memory of Me” at the Last Supper.

Which presumes this is the same subject, and the interpretation of this is the issue, which is to be examined in the light of Scripture. And in which RCS are rather inconsistent in so doing. As has been and can be shown by God's grace, if you persist.

165 posted on 02/08/2015 8:48:59 PM PST by daniel1212 (Come to the Lord Jesus as a contrite damned+destitute sinner, trust Him to save you, then live 4 Him)
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To: Elsie; fwdude
But; there is NO joy in Mudville

I turned off the radio before the 9th inning. I take it, from your comment, that Casey did NOT knock it out the park in the home half? What a shame. Hey FW, former catholic here too. Happy to be out of it.

166 posted on 02/08/2015 9:40:48 PM PST by Mark17 (Calvary's love has never faltered, all it's wonder still remains. Souls still take eternal passage)
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To: GeronL

Unfortunately, the greatest preachers I’ve heard online are dead now.

Most of the living ones are always trying to crack jokes and get a laugh every few sentences. Nothing wrong with humor in its place, but it gets ridiculous in the pulpit at times.


167 posted on 02/08/2015 9:44:59 PM PST by fwdude (The last time the GOP ran an "extremist," Reagan won 44 states.)
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To: fwdude
Woodmont church of Christ
168 posted on 02/08/2015 10:55:34 PM PST by FortWorthPatriot ("If this be treason, make the most of it." - Patrick Henry, 30 May 1765)
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To: ViLaLuz

Thanks be to GOD!


169 posted on 02/09/2015 2:02:28 AM PST by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Bill Russell
Your post attacks what you refer to as “RC literalism” in reference to Jesus appointing Peter as the head of the Church which he brought to Rome.

I guess ALL of these learned Catholics ALSO 'attacked' ROME here??


As regards the oft-quoted Mt. 16:18, note the bishops promise in the profession of faith of Vatican 1,

 

Likewise I accept Sacred Scripture according to that sense which Holy mother Church held and holds, since it is her right to judge of the true sense and interpretation of the holy scriptures; nor will I ever receive and interpret them except according to the unanimous consent of the fathers.http://mb-soft.com/believe/txs/firstvc.htm

Yet as the Dominican cardinal and Catholic theologian Yves Congar O.P. states,

Unanimous patristic consent as a reliable locus theologicus is classical in Catholic theology; it has often been declared such by the magisterium and its value in scriptural interpretation has been especially stressed. Application of the principle is difficult, at least at a certain level. In regard to individual texts of Scripture total patristic consensus is rare...One example: the interpretation of Peter’s confession in Matthew 16:16-18. Except at Rome, this passage was not applied by the Fathers to the papal primacy; they worked out an exegesis at the level of their own ecclesiological thought, more anthropological and spiritual than juridical. — Yves M.-J. Congar, O.P., p. 71

And Catholic archbishop Peter Richard Kenrick (1806-1896), while yet seeking to support Peter as the rock, stated that,

“If we are bound to follow the majority of the fathers in this thing, then we are bound to hold for certain that by the rock should be understood the faith professed by Peter, not Peter professing the faith.” — Speech of archbishop Kenkick, p. 109; An inside view of the vatican council, edited by Leonard Woolsey Bacon.

Your own CCC allows the interpretation that, “On the rock of this faith confessed by St Peter, Christ build his Church,” (pt. 1, sec. 2, cp. 2, para. 424), for some of the ancients (for what their opinion is worth) provided for this or other interpretations.

• Ambrosiaster [who elsewhere upholds Peter as being the chief apostle to whom the Lord had entrusted the care of the Church, but not superior to Paul as an apostle except in time], Eph. 2:20:

Wherefore the Lord says to Peter: 'Upon this rock I shall build my Church,' that is, upon this confession of the catholic faith I shall establish the faithful in life. — Ambrosiaster, Commentaries on Galatians—Philemon, Eph. 2:20; Gerald L. Bray, p. 42

• Augustine, sermon:

"Christ, you see, built his Church not on a man but on Peter's confession. What is Peter's confession? 'You are the Christ, the Son of the living God.' There's the rock for you, there's the foundation, there's where the Church has been built, which the gates of the underworld cannot conquer.John Rotelle, O.S.A., Ed., The Works of Saint Augustine , © 1993 New City Press, Sermons, Vol III/6, Sermon 229P.1, p. 327

Upon this rock, said the Lord, I will build my Church. Upon this confession, upon this that you said, 'You are the Christ, the Son of the living God,' I will build my Church, and the gates of hell shall not conquer her (Mt. 16:18). John Rotelle, Ed., The Works of Saint Augustine (New Rochelle: New City, 1993) Sermons, Volume III/7, Sermon 236A.3, p. 48.

Augustine, sermon:

For petra (rock) is not derived from Peter, but Peter from petra; just as Christ is not called so from the Christian, but the Christian from Christ. For on this very account the Lord said, 'On this rock will I build my Church,' because Peter had said, 'Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God.' On this rock, therefore, He said, which thou hast confessed, I will build my Church. For the Rock (Petra) was Christ; and on this foundation was Peter himself built. For other foundation can no man lay than that is laid, which is Christ Jesus. The Church, therefore, which is founded in Christ received from Him the keys of the kingdom of heaven in the person of Peter, that is to say, the power of binding and loosing sins. For what the Church is essentially in Christ, such representatively is Peter in the rock (petra); and in this representation Christ is to be understood as the Rock, Peter as the Church. — Augustine Tractate CXXIV; Philip Schaff, Nicene and Post-Nicene Fathers: First Series, Volume VII Tractate CXXIV (http://www.ccel.org/ccel/schaff/npnf107.iii.cxxv.html)

Augustine, sermon:

And Peter, one speaking for the rest of them, one for all, said, You are the Christ, the Son of the living God (Mt 16:15-16)...And I tell you: you are Peter; because I am the rock, you are Rocky, Peter-I mean, rock doesn't come from Rocky, but Rocky from rock, just as Christ doesn't come from Christian, but Christian from Christ; and upon this rock I will build my Church (Mt 16:17-18); not upon Peter, or Rocky, which is what you are, but upon the rock which you have confessed. I will build my Church though; I will build you, because in this answer of yours you represent the Church. — John Rotelle, O.S.A. Ed., The Works of Saint Augustine (New Rochelle: New City Press, 1993), Sermons, Volume III/7, Sermon 270.2, p. 289

Augustine, sermon:

Peter had already said to him, 'You are the Christ, the Son of the living God.' He had already heard, 'Blessed are you, Simon Bar-Jona, because flesh and blood did not reveal it to you, but my Father who is in heaven. And I tell you, that you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build my Church, and the gates of the underworld shall not conquer her' (Mt 16:16-18)...Christ himself was the rock, while Peter, Rocky, was only named from the rock. That's why the rock rose again, to make Peter solid and strong; because Peter would have perished, if the rock hadn't lived. — John Rotelle, Ed., The Works of Saint Augustine (New Rochelle: New City, 1993) Sermons, Volume III/7, Sermon 244.1, p. 95

Augustine, sermon:

...because on this rock, he said, I will build my Church, and the gates of the underworld shall not overcome it (Mt. 16:18). Now the rock was Christ (1 Cor. 10:4). Was it Paul that was crucified for you? Hold on to these texts, love these texts, repeat them in a fraternal and peaceful manner. — John Rotelle, Ed., The Works of Saint Augustine (New Rochelle: New City Press, 1995), Sermons, Volume III/10, Sermon 358.5, p. 193

Augustine, Psalm LXI:

Let us call to mind the Gospel: 'Upon this Rock I will build My Church.' Therefore She crieth from the ends of the earth, whom He hath willed to build upon a Rock. But in order that the Church might be builded upon the Rock, who was made the Rock? Hear Paul saying: 'But the Rock was Christ.' On Him therefore builded we have been. — Philip Schaff, Nicene and Post-Nicene Fathers (Grand Rapids: Eerdmans, 1956), Volume VIII, Saint Augustin, Exposition on the Book of Psalms, Psalm LXI.3, p. 249. (http://www.ccel.org/ccel/schaff/npnf108.ii.LXI.html)

• Augustine, in “Retractions,”

In a passage in this book, I said about the Apostle Peter: 'On him as on a rock the Church was built.'...But I know that very frequently at a later time, I so explained what the Lord said: 'Thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my Church,' that it be understood as built upon Him whom Peter confessed saying: 'Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God,' and so Peter, called after this rock, represented the person of the Church which is built upon this rock, and has received 'the keys of the kingdom of heaven.' For, 'Thou art Peter' and not 'Thou art the rock' was said to him. But 'the rock was Christ,' in confessing whom, as also the whole Church confesses, Simon was called Peter. But let the reader decide which of these two opinions is the more probable. — The Fathers of the Church (Washington D.C., Catholic University, 1968), Saint Augustine, The Retractations Chapter 20.1:.

Basil of Seleucia, Oratio 25:

'You are Christ, Son of the living God.'...Now Christ called this confession a rock, and he named the one who confessed it 'Peter,' perceiving the appellation which was suitable to the author of this confession. For this is the solemn rock of religion, this the basis of salvation, this the wall of faith and the foundation of truth: 'For no other foundation can anyone lay than that which is laid, which is Christ Jesus.' To whom be glory and power forever. — Oratio XXV.4, M.P.G., Vol. 85, Col. 296-297.

Bede, Matthaei Evangelium Expositio, 3:

You are Peter and on this rock from which you have taken your name, that is, on myself, I will build my Church, upon that perfection of faith which you confessed I will build my Church by whose society of confession should anyone deviate although in himself he seems to do great things he does not belong to the building of my Church...Metaphorically it is said to him on this rock, that is, the Saviour which you confessed, the Church is to be built, who granted participation to the faithful confessor of his name. — 80Homily 23, M.P.L., Vol. 94, Col. 260. Cited by Karlfried Froehlich, Formen, Footnote #204, p. 156 [unable to verify by me].

• Cassiodorus, Psalm 45.5:

'It will not be moved' is said about the Church to which alone that promise has been given: 'You are Peter and upon this rock I shall build my Church and the gates of Hell shall not prevail against it.' For the Church cannot be moved because it is known to have been founded on that most solid rock, namely, Christ the Lord. — Expositions in the Psalms, Volume 1; Volume 51, Psalm 45.5, p. 455

Chrysostom (John) [who affirmed Peter was a rock, but here not the rock in Mt. 16:18]:

Therefore He added this, 'And I say unto thee, Thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my Church; that is, on the faith of his confession. — Chrysostom, Homilies on the Gospel of Saint Matthew, Homily LIIl; Philip Schaff, Nicene and Post-Nicene Fathers (http://www.ccel.org/ccel/schaff/npnf110.iii.LII.html)

Cyril of Alexandria:

When [Peter] wisely and blamelessly confessed his faith to Jesus saying, 'You are Christ, Son of the living God,' Jesus said to divine Peter: 'You are Peter and upon this rock I will build my Church.' Now by the word 'rock', Jesus indicated, I think, the immoveable faith of the disciple.”. — Cyril Commentary on Isaiah 4.2.

Origen, Commentary on the Gospel of Matthew (Book XII):

“For a rock is every disciple of Christ of whom those drank who drank of the spiritual rock which followed them, 1 Corinthians 10:4 and upon every such rock is built every word of the church, and the polity in accordance with it; for in each of the perfect, who have the combination of words and deeds and thoughts which fill up the blessedness, is the church built by God.'

“For all bear the surname ‘rock’ who are the imitators of Christ, that is, of the spiritual rock which followed those who are being saved, that they may drink from it the spiritual draught. But these bear the surname of rock just as Christ does. But also as members of Christ deriving their surname from Him they are called Christians, and from the rock, Peters.” — Commentary on the Gospel of Matthew (Book XII), sect. 10,11 ( http://www.newadvent.org/fathers/101612.htm)

Hilary of Potier, On the Trinity (Book II): Thus our one immovable foundation, our one blissful rock of faith, is the confession from Peter's mouth, Thou art the Son of the living God. On it we can base an answer to every objection with which perverted ingenuity or embittered treachery may assail the truth."-- (Hilary of Potier, On the Trinity (Book II), para 23; Philip Schaff, editor, The Nicene & Post Nicene Fathers Series 2, Vol 9.

170 posted on 02/09/2015 2:05:38 AM PST by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: elcid1970; IWONDR; teppe; Normandy
So....Catholics are not Christians?

Try again.

This boy ain't worrying about your red herring.


We have agreed for years that Mormons are not Christian as they reject the Trinity.

Oh?

They seem to be QUITE conflicted over the concept.

Perhaps I can entice one of them to speak on the subject...



 

Trinity:

 

found in the Book of MORMON        -----------   rejected in the Doctrines and Covenants 

Book of Mormon:

Now Zeezrom said: Is there more than one God? And he answered, No. (Alma 11:28-29)

...and be arraigned before the bar of Christ the Son, and God the Father, and the Holy Spirit, which is one Eternal God, to be judged according to their works, whether they be good or whether they be evil. (Alma 11:44)

...doctrine of Christ, and the only and true doctrine of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, which is one God, without end. Amen. (2 Nephi 31:21)

...praises with the choirs above, unto the Father, and unto the Son, and unto the Holy Ghost, which are one God, in a state of happiness which hath no end. (Mormon 7:7)

...power of God; and the Son, because of the flesh; thus becoming the Father and Son--And they are one God, yea, the very Eternal Father of heaven and of earth. And thus the flesh becoming subject to the Spirit, or the Son to the Father, being one God, (Mosiah 15:3-5)

...of Jared, that whoso should possess this land of promise, from that time henceforth and forever, should serve him, the true and only God, or they should be swept off when the fulness of his wrath should come upon them. (Ether 2:8)


"Behold, I am Jesus Christ the Son of God. I created the heavens and the earth, and all things that in them are. I was with the Father from the beginning. I am in the Father, and the Father in me; and in me hath the Father glorified his name." (3 Nephi 9:15)


"And again the Lord called others, and said unto them likewise; and he gave unto them power to baptize. And he said unto them: On this wise shall ye baptize; and there shall be no disputations among you. Verily I say unto you, that whoso repenteth of his sins through your words and desireth to be baptized in my name, on this wise shall ye baptize them--Behold, ye shall go down and stand in the water, and in my name shall ye baptize them. And now behold, these are the words which ye shall say, calling them by name, saying: Having authority given me of Jesus Christ, I baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen. And then shall ye immerse them in the water, and come forth again out of the water. And after this manner shall ye baptize in my name; for behold, verily I say unto you, that the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Ghost are one; and I am in the Father, and the Father in me, and the Father and I are one...And thus will the Father bear record of me, and the Holy Ghost will bear record unto him of the Father and me; for the Father, and I, and the Holy Ghost are one." (3 Nephi 11:22-27, 36)

Doctrine and Covenants:

According to that which was ordained in the midst of the Council of the Eternal God of all other gods before this world was, that should be reserved unto the finishing and the end thereof, when every man shall enter into his eternal presence and into his immortal rest. (Section 121:32)

And again, verily I say unto you, if a man marry a wife, and make a covenant with her for time and for all eternity, if that covenant is not by me or by my word, which is my law, and is not sealed by the Holy Spirit of promise, through him whom I have anointed and appointed unto this power, then it is not valid neither of force when they are out of the world, because they are not joined by me, saith the Lord, neither by my word; when they are out of the world it cannot be received there, because the angels and the gods are appointed there, by whom they cannot pass; they cannot, therefore, inherit my glory; for my house is a house of order, saith the Lord God. And again, verily I say unto you, if a man marry a wife by my word, which is my law, and by the new and everlasting covenant, and it is sealed unto them by the Holy Spirit of promise, by him who is anointed, unto whom I have appointed this power and the keys of this priesthood; and it shall be said unto them--Ye shall come forth in the first resurrection; and if it be after the first resurrection, in the next resurrection; and shall inherit thrones, kingdoms, principalities, and powers, dominions, all heights and depths--then shall it be written in the Lamb's Book of Life, that he shall commit no murder whereby to shed innocent blood, and if ye abide in my covenant, and commit no murder whereby to shed innocent blood, it shall be done unto them in all things whatsoever my servant hath put upon them, in time, and through all eternity; and shall be of full force when they are out of the world; and they shall pass by the angels, and the gods, which are set there, to their exaltation and glory in all things, as hath been sealed upon their heads, which glory shall be a fulness and a continuation of the seeds forever and ever. Then shall they be gods, because they have no end; therefore shall they be from everlasting to everlasting, because they continue; then shall they be above all, because all things are subject unto them. Then shall they be gods, because they have all power, and the angels are subject unto them. (Section 132:18-20)

Abraham received concubines, and they bore him children; and it was accounted unto him for righteousness, because they were given unto him, and he abode in my law; as Isaac also and Jacob did none other things than that which they were commanded; and because they did none other things than that which they were commanded, they have entered into their exaltation, according to the promises, and sit upon thrones, and are not angels but are gods. (Section 132:37)

 

 

171 posted on 02/09/2015 2:09:24 AM PST by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: elcid1970
And that means Christ is physically present at the Mass.

No; it doesn't.

172 posted on 02/09/2015 2:10:03 AM PST by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: elcid1970
If we’re back to the days of Catholic bashing as in the 19th Century in America, then that’s sad.

Nope, we are in the Catholicism revealing of the 21st century.

It's GREAT!

173 posted on 02/09/2015 2:11:20 AM PST by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: elcid1970
BTW, in Catholic school we studied the Thirty Years’ War. People mostly in Germany killed each other by the hundreds of thousands over their differences about the manner in which Jesus should be worshipped.

I learned that a LOT of it also happened in SPAIN.

I think it was called an inquisition or something.



I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
 
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
 
I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
 
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
He said, "Christian."
 
I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
 
I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"
 
I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of GOD or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
He said, "Baptist Church of GOD!"
 
I said, "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of GOD, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of GOD?"
He said,"Reformed Baptist Church of GOD!"
 
I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1915!"
 
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
-- Emo Phillips

174 posted on 02/09/2015 2:13:06 AM PST by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Mark17
I take it, from your comment, that Casey did NOT knock it out the park in the home half?

Almost.

The center fielder climbed the fence and snagged the ball before it could drop into the tall grass beyond.


He later showed the officials that it was soft and squishy.

Needless to say; the Mudville team left the stadium feeling quite deflated.

175 posted on 02/09/2015 2:16:31 AM PST by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie
He later showed the officials that it was soft and squishy.

Soft and squishy? Are you sure he wasn't related to Tom Brady?

176 posted on 02/09/2015 3:47:23 AM PST by Mark17 (Calvary's love has never faltered, all it's wonder still remains. Souls still take eternal passage)
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To: sasportas
So, only under the law Judaizers are the only ones who have “the key of David?”

The first verse I quoted is from Revelation.

177 posted on 02/09/2015 9:22:44 AM PST by SpeakerToAnimals (I hope to earn a name in battle)
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To: ravenwolf
but is there any orders from God that the services should be held on Saturday?

Yes. Starting in Genesis chapter two. Jesus was a Jew. He went to the Tabernacle on the Sabbath, as was his custom. He kept the Passover the night before he was crucified.

178 posted on 02/09/2015 9:28:16 AM PST by SpeakerToAnimals (I hope to earn a name in battle)
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To: SpeakerToAnimals

Christ fulfilled the Old Testament. This person needs to search for a New Testament Church that proclaims Christ.


179 posted on 02/09/2015 9:33:25 AM PST by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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Revelation 12:9 tells us Satan deceived the whole world. The Sabbath is one of many deceptions. Read Mathew Mark and Luke. Jesus kept the Sabbath. On the same day as all the Jews in Jerusalem. Because he is a Descendant of Judah.


180 posted on 02/09/2015 10:04:15 AM PST by SpeakerToAnimals (I hope to earn a name in battle)
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