[chajin]

Let’s just say that Jacko isn’t the only one in this story who is wacko.

[Gamecock]

Best quote of the day: “Formalin makes your liver as hard as stone, your heart can never beat again and this makes it hard for you to respire.”

[jsanders2001]

He he....moonwalkin’ with the Pope? Sounds a little far fetched to me...

[MeshugeMikey]

I am tinking he must have been potioned....by a local “doctor”

[max americana]

We’ve been in Hell since 2008...

[Buckeye McFrog]

So the Pope, Michael Jackson and the Prince of Darkness all walk into a bar, and the bartender says....

[nickcarraway]

This is why I don’t play soccer.

[UCANSEE2]

[Ingtar]

One of the most horrifying aspects of Hell is being eternally alone. He might have had a vision, but it sounds as if it is not Hell.

[Obadiah]

The morgue attendant was apparently so terrified by the incident, he struck Peter with a wooden stick, apparently killing him for a second time.

[lurk]

If he did not also see the two dead Beatles, it didn’t happen.

[Zeppo]

This is the claim of one Ghanaian man, Kwadjo Peter, who claims he died — not once, but twice — and was resurrected both times.

Ghana?

Isn't Ghana one of those places where people often claim that their penis has been stolen by sorcerers?

Yep, I'd believe anything that some guy from Ghana says...

[Alex Murphy]

Michael Jackson fans will not be thrilled to hear that the King of Pop might be in Hell and apparently keeping company with Pope John Paul II. This is the claim of one Ghanaian man, Kwadjo Peter, who claims he died — not once, but twice — and was resurrected both times. In fact, Peter claims that he spent a month in hell and claims to have seen things other people cannot see, including, of course, Michael Jackson and the Pope.

Related thread:
Is this Pope John Paul II waving from beyond the grave? Vatican TV director says yes

[UCANSEE2]

Peter’s relatives told Peace FM Online that the so-called dead man suddenly began to breathe again and asked the morgue attendant to bring him water. Said morgue attendant was apparently so terrified by the incident, he struck Peter with a wooden stick, apparently killing him for a second time.

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Well... this must happen fairly often, or the morgue attendant wouldn’t have felt the need to keep a ‘wooden stick’ handy to hit the corpses in the head when they get up.

[BigEdLB]

As long as my 8th grade History teacher is there, I can live with the rest of it... Well maybe not JP II...

[Boogieman]

“A local religious man, Rev. Owusu-Bempha, insisted that all aspects of Peter’s story are subject to “Satan’s machinations,” saying that according to the bible the only cases of the dead resurrecting happened when Jesus was around.”

Did this guy get his “Reverend” title from a cereal box?

Paul, Elijah, and Elisha all raised the dead as well.

[JoeProBono]

[fieldmarshaldj]

This was a South Park episode.

[Politicalkiddo]

Out of all the people who are no doubt in Hell, he happens to see 2 famous people? Why would that be?

[Ken H]

So a priest, a rabbi and a minister are in a limo on their way to the afterlife. The minister says, 'I tipped the driver $1,000 to take us to the gate that admits Protestants. I'm afraid you guys are out of luck'.

The priest says, 'Not so fast. I tipped the driver $2,000 to take us to the gate that admits Catholics. I'm afraid you guys are the ones out of luck.'

They get to arguing back back and forth, so finally the rabbi speaks up. 'Gentlemen will you please keep it down? My brother gets distracted from his driving when people fight.'