***The teacher didn’t know whether to poop or go blind.***
Lemme guess! He closed one eye and passed gas!
One of my coworkers didn’t like the idea that we had Wiccans in the office so he brought in his Clinton post-Monica sized KJV Bible and put it prominently on his desk. The atheist Yankee boss wanted to say something but was stifled by the large amount of Melanin in the coworker’s system.