In a word, you have some "screwy" theology. The Scriptures teach that Lucifer is a fallen angel who led one third of the angels in rebellion against God. And that Jesus is the Creator God of the Universe. Your "updated scriptures" may tell you differently, but that is a real stretch!
NO! it is you that have some "screwy" theology" the Father and Son as well as the Holy Ghost all in ONE entity! You even have to change the defenition of words to tell your story! You are incapable of reading the words as they are in scripture.
Yet if you read this same words in a novel about a father and son you would not put them in the same spiritual forum.
It is a fact Jesus has a resurrected Body of Flesh and Bone! So if he is the Son of Heavenly Father, His Father to would have a Body of Flesh and Bone! It is you guys that reject logic!