DUmmie FUnnies 04-19-18 (KOmmies and DUmmies Dump on James Comey)
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| April 19, 2018 | PJ-Comix
If James Comey thought liberals would treat him as their homey on the heels of his book publication and tour, he is sadly mistaken. Since
Comey offered not a shred of any kind of evidence that could lead to the removal of President Donald Trump from office, the left has receded back to the position they had at the instant before he was fired. Namely they hate Comey and continue to blame him for the election of Trump. This attitude is now held by both the DUmmies and the KOmmies. The fact that Comey acts so sanctimonious at all times...
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DUmmie FUnnies 03-15-17 (DUmmies Hilariously React to Maddow Trump Tax 'Revelation')
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| March 15, 2017 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
Oh how jubilant the DUmmies were last night when Rachel Maddow tweeted that she had a copy of Donald Trump's income tax returns. Finally,
FINALLY they had the documentation that would quickly lead to the impeachment of President Trump. Or so they thought. After a few minutes of being glued to her 9 PM EDT show on MSNBC, horrible reality suddenly set in. Not only would Trump NOT be impeached but Maddow revealed that Trump paid a respectable $38 million in federal taxes on an income of $150 million. Sudden but absolutely HILARIOUS deflation occurred starting just several minutes...
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DUmmie FUnnies 03-01-17 (Trump Speech Sends DUmmies Into Deep Angry Depression)
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| March 1, 2017 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
It is the worst of times. It
is the worst of times. Early last November the DUmmies were absolutely SURE that Donald Trump would lose the election. In fact they even LOOKING FORWARD TO RUBBING IT IN. That's how sure they were. And then the election came and...utter shock. However, it wasn't until Trump's speech last night to a joint session of Congress when it really sunk in that Trump is HERE TO STAY and they have to endure him until January 20, 2025. In fact February 28, 2017 is already being called "The Night the Democrat Party Died."...
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DUmmie FUnnies 02-05-17 (Desperate DUmmies Latch Onto Laughable "Hate Crime")
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| February 5, 2017 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
Have you ever been in downtown Los Angeles? I have been there MANY times, especially in the wholesale district. One
thing about downtown L.A. is that you have to have situational awareness and be on alert at all times. Why? Because that area is chock full of people who are drunks, drug addicts, or flat out insane. In many cases they are all three. In fact it was rare to visit that area without seeing at least one case of outright lunacy. So the fact that another one of those downtown lunatics was in the news is no surprise....
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DUmmie FUnnies 02-02-17 (" Anyone else having a mental health crisis over this administration?")
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| February 2, 2017 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
The DUmmies are going out of their minds (actually they have already achieved that state) and they are blaming Donald Trump for their mental imbalance. This
is actually one of the FUnniest threads ever as you can tell just by its title: Anyone else having a mental health crisis over this administration? In fact it is so funny that rather than my usual pontifications, let's go right to it. As usual the crazed rants of the mentally disabled DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, guiding your way through DUmmieland with a butterfly net,...
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DUmmie FUnnies 01-28-17 (DUmmies Angry Over Being Scammed by Jill Stein)
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| January 28, 2017 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
DUmmies NEVER learn. That's why they are DUmmies. In 2004, the DUmmies got thoroughly scammed by BBV Bev Harris who happily pocketed lots of DUmmie bucks in exchange for the promise to overturn the election. Of
course, BBV Bev never came close to fulfilling her laughable promise. When it was too late, the DUmmie scamees loudly complained about being so easily fleeced. Well, fast forward 12 years to 2016 and Jill Stein performed the almost same type of scam by going through the bare motions of challenging the election results in 3 states with the promise to overturn the...
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DUmmie FUnnies 01-25-17 ("Donald Trump Can be Deposed, Even Without Impeachment")
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| January 25, 2017 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
The total stupidity and gullibility of the DUmmies is absolutely astounding. Their
latest fantasy is they can remove President Trump from office via the 25th Amendment. Yeah, that would take the agreement of Vice-President Pence along with a majority of Trump's cabinet or Congressional Republicans that Trump is unable to continue being President. Short of a health crises, what is the possibility of that happening? How about somewhere between NIL and NONE? And yet this is the latest laughable DUmmie fantasy that they have latched onto as you can see in their dopey thread, Don't look now: It's President...
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DUmmie FUnnies 01-18-17 (DUmmies Deeply Depressed Over Trump's Inauguration)
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| January 18, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
The DUmmies are now in a state of complete grief over the impending inauguration of Donald Trump on Friday. Of course, their gloomy extreme depression is going to make watching his inauguration even MORE enjoyable than it normally would be. As
you can see in the picture above of the OUTGOING gloomy White House staff, DUmmies and their leftwing cohorts cannot hide their extreme sorrow. You can see just how depressed the DUmmies are just by the very title of their thread, "Is everybody here in as shitty a mood this week as I am?" Yeah, everybody in DUmmieland...
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DUmmie FUnnies 01-11-17 (DUmmies Wallow in Yet MORE Fake News)
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| January 11, 2017 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
After a long absence due to illness, I wandered back to DUmmieland today figuring to see threads in which they were embarrassed for embracing the laughable Donald Trump FAKE NEWS story perpetrated by BuzzFeed. However, instead of embarrassment over such an obviously phony story, they are now wallowing in yet more
FAKE NEWS where Trump supposedly cavorted with St. Petersburg hotels. Yeah, right. Trump already explained how if a prominent person stays at a hotel in Russia or in many other places in the world, there are probably small cameras recording you for possible blackmail material. Remember James Bond...
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DUmmie FUnnies 12-20-16 (Berserk DUmmies Want $$$$ to Stop Trump)
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| December 20, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
Despite the pleadings of President Jed Bartlet, the Electoral College actually showed a net GAIN for Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton. As a result, the DUmmies have melted down even more than previously. They
are in flat out BERSERK mode. Not only that they are demanding money for an effort to continue stopping Trump as you can see in their deranged thread, I don't f***ing care where the money comes from - as long as it's legal. We are at war with the GOP. As you will see deranged DUmmies are also very FUnnie DUmmies. So let us watch...
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DUmmie FUnnies 12-16-16 (Skinner Finds Trump Alarming)
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| December 16, 2016 | Skinner, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
Goniff the Thief aka Skinner aka David Allen aka Mr. Shelly Moskwa finds Trump alarming. What
is really alarming is Skinner's outright deception and thievery. Mr. Even Handed spent years running DUmmieland in which the vast majority of the DUmmies were adamantly opposed to Hillary. And during all that time Skinner was secretly receiving campaign cash via his wife, Shelly Moskwa, who also acted as the treasurer for Her Heinous. In previous DUFU editions I provided links and documentation of FEC information revealing those Clinton Cash payments funneled to Skinner. Of course, NOT ONCE did that craven thief own...
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DUmmie FUnnies 12-14-16 (DUmmies Discuss Trump Era Withdrawal from Reality)
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| December 14, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
Many DUmmies have now come to the acceptance stage of grief. Yes,
they have accepted that Donald Trump will be president but, as a result, they will now withdraw from reality. Of course, will Trump utterly dominating the news, this will be quite a task so it will be fun to see how they can accomplish this. In the meantime we get a comedic sneak peak at how they are hilariously coping in this DUmmie thread, Seriously, it's just unbelievable how my friends are handling the day to day developments. So let us now watch the DUmmies cope with...
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DUmmie FUnnies 12-12-16 (DUmmies Pray to Blue Fairy Obama to Stop Trump)
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| December 12, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
Blue Fairy! Blue Fairy! Obama! Obama! Please stop Donald Trump from becoming President by any means necessary even if it is totally unconstitutional and would cause civil war. Yeah,
after all that lecturing during the campaign about the necessity of ACCEPTING the election results, the DUmmies and many liberals are NOT accepting the election results. So what to do to stop Trump? Anything! Anything! Anything! You can see the hilarious DUmmie desperation in this thread, President Obama can save this country. Your Blue Fairy will certainly save the day...NOT! So let us watch the DUmmies helplessly but hilariously pray...
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DUmmie FUnnies 12-08-16 (Womyn DUmmies Still Mourning Hillary Loss)
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| December 8, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
I used to go to a really good sushi buffet in the Westwood section of Los Angeles. Nearby was the "Womyn's Bookstore." I can't tell you how much of a kick I got out of seeing that place since I found their artificial attempt to avoid the name "men" in their
name quite amusing. Once in a while I would see a very angry woman, I mean womyn, enter the establishment but mostly the place was empty. I doubt it is still there but that whole "womyn" shtick still amuses me to the extent I am using it in...
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DUmmie FUnnies 12-07-16 (DUmmies Go Nuts Over Time Naming Trump Person of the Year)
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| December 7, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
Well, that was utterly predictable. Not
only Donald Trump being named Time magazine's person of the year which he actually should have won last year. What was also completely predictable is the angry DUmmie reaction to it plus them pointing out that Hitler also won as person of the year as well. BTW, I am not satisfied that Trump only won this recognition this year. He should definitely have won as Person of the Year for 2015 but Time chose Angela Merkel for flooding Germany with "refugees" who wanted to kill the local population. And now Merkel is admitting...
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DUmmie FUnnies 12-05-16 (DUmmie Despair as Greens Drop PA Recount)
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| December 5, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
Was watching the despair of the Left right after the election entertaining? Well,
December 19 will also be entertaining when the Electoral College makes the election of Donald Trump official. Oh, and it will also be a happy day for your humble correspondent when I am finally able to collect a few hundred bucks from my PredictIt wager on Trump. One of the reasons that the Electoral College vote is in the bag is that the Green Party has dropped the recount in Pennsylvania. I guess Jill Stein wanted to hold onto that cash sent to her so she...
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DUmmie FUnnies 11-29-16 (Sucker DUmmies Rush to Donate $2.4 Million MORE for WI Recount)
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| November 29, 2016 | Jill Stein, DUmmies, & PJ-Comix
Suckers. There's one born every minute in DUmmieland. And with the latest Jill Stein scam they are proving to be incredibly gullible suckers, especially after being so brutally scammed by BBV Bev Harris a dozen years ago. This
time Stein has claimed that she has received almost $7 million in donations for recounts in three states. Okay, so Wisconsin just sent the recount bill to Jill and now she is whining that she doesn't have the money and has asked her supporters to send her $2.4 million MORE by the deadline today at 5:30 PM EST. So who would...
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DUmmie FUnnies 11-28-16 (DUmmies Blame Bernie for Victory of Mango Mussolini)
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| November 28, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
The DUmmies, now in extreme grief mode, are looking for excuses as to why their inevitable winner, Hillary, LOST the election. As
a result they are now lashing out at Bernie Sanders. They now blame him for the victory of the "Mango Mussolini" as one of them so creatively labeled Donald Trump. If they want to play the blame game they should also blame Bernie for completely discrediting DUmmieland. His candidacy caused a huge rift in DUmmieland where over 90% of the DUmmies enthusiastically supported him over corrupt kleptocrat Hillary. As a result, Skinner, who was paid off with...
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DUmmie FUnnies 11-25-16 (DUmmies Place Faith in Recount Blue Fairy)
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| November 25, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
Bev Harris, I mean Jill Stein, is only $10 away from making Hillary Clinton president. If
that sounds familiar it is because the DUmmies are now falling for the same scam as Bev Harris performed after the 2004 election when John Kerry was supposedly only $10 away from being elected president. Only substitute Jill Stein for Bev Harris and Hillary for Kerry and you have the 2016 update. The end result is that the DUmmies will become just as disappointed now as in 2004 which is why it is so great they they once again have their hopes up....
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DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-16 ("Hillary, for GODS SAKE CHALLENGE THE ELECTION RESULTS!")
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| November 23, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix
DUmmieland is up and running again after being offline for a couple of weeks. The
official excuse is that the site was hacked but the real reason is that Skinner, newly deprived of his Clinton Cash, used the hack as a lame excuse to collect Star Member fees until the hack was supposedly fixed. Poor guy. Election night had to hit him like a ton of wet cement. Skinner and his fellow DUmmies went into Election Night absolutely certain of a Hillary victory only to have it all taken away from them. For Skinner it means no more behind...
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