I would think that Playboy would pay her just to say she won't ever be in the mag. And I would probably pay just to never see any of her family in public again.
01/10/2007 1:17:52 PM PST
· 13 of 28 Paddlefish
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OK, I can't figure out why the http line doesn't work for this website, but believe me, they say that. Right now, I don't intend to test this, but a gas station where you can fill your tank and then put the hosel in your mouth. Not the best idea (and my uncle is a farmer who's huge into ethanol in South Dakota)
Oh, just for additional laughs, you should know that the gay pedophile janitor working at a school was represented in the civil lawsuit at taxpayer expense by 2 very liberal attorneys from a legal services group. Even after he was arrested (after the firing) for having sex with a 15 year old boy, they not only refused to drop the case but appealed it twice. Total legal fees, almost $100,000 to my clients (oh, and since it was a school district on an AFB, taxpayers got to pay me too). We ended up paying him $1000 (no legal fees) to make him go away. He's in prison now.
I defended a school district who fired a janitor for poor performance, and then my investigation discovered that he was a gay pedophile. The scary aspect was that this guy and his friends frequented the bathrooms at a kids' park near my house. Another bad aspect was that the school didn't even know that he had been forced to testify at the trial of another pedophile who molested a boy at one of those bathrooms.
I was kind of thinking that the Middle East should be a nuclear depository, like for our nuclear waste, and maybe it would be beneficial to deposit a few well placed nukes there as well.
Oh, and I have million dollar abs too (altho' I'm not sure what machine guarantees those) But if there's any females out there with those million dollar abs, please feel free to call.
Yeah right. Next you're going to tell me there's a gorgeous girl amongst those flowers. And next you'll tell me that Florida will beat tOSU on Monday night.
Believe me, my dear, I want to wear whatever turns you on! But I'm seriously concerned that you want to know what I'm wearing, but wait do you want to know what I'm really wearing?? Males need not apply!!!!!