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Posted on 09/07/2001 5:38:32 AM PDT by sunny

How many freepers does it take to make a freepathon. "27,421"

- 18 to post all the different threads
- 96 to be the first post on the new threads
- 4,536 to keep the threads bumped
- 2 to say, "Free Republic stinks and you guys do too!"
- 20,026 to lurk by and see whats going on
- 36 to write bad Burma Shaves
- 4 to get bumpers out of funkles!
- 29 to post cool graphics and pics
- 8 to post fireworks during the celebration
- 25 to make big $$$ challenges
- 3 to bump the old threads days later
- 37 to page thousands of unsuspecting freepers
- 1 to process about a million credit cards and thank you emails
- 2 to run the tote boards
- 12 to double-check the tote-boards
- 2 to keep posting the latest pingings of the overheating BadJoe CC Machine
- 15 to post doggie pictures
- 6 to chime in with, Cha Ching!!!
- 6 anti-freepers to send mean freepmail
- 1 unsuspecting guy to make a 1000-post challenge
- 200 to ensure that it makes it to 1000
- 1 founder to make sure it stops at precisely 1000
- 10 to ask "Where does the money really go?"
- 1 to keep the state list
- 1 to keep the state per FReeper list
- 7 to tell them how they should do the lists explanations
- 125 that are thankful that they don't have to do the lists
- 1 creative genius to post "the" graphic.
- 46 to accidently hit the freepathon thread instead of "Condit to resign!"
-1 wild and crazy genius to post the "In the good old days" 'history'.
- 73 to say "Head just hit keyboard, gota get sleep"
-12 to ask just what Million FReeper Math is
-1 to answer correctly
-5 to mess up the answer
- 7 to post circular links on new threads at 2:00 in the morning
- 1 to post links to the FReepathon thread on the 'Martians land on Moon' thread and get flamed up the kazoo
- 8 FReepers who seemingly stay up 24/7 until the FReepathon is done.
- 1 to post a freepathon thread of scantily clad Anna Kornikova and get flamed within an inch of his life!
- 1 to saunter in and post a donation to take Texas over the top once and for all with such style and grace that we all go "Woooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
- 168 to donate from the "unknown state"
- 0 to donate from Washington DC
- 1 to donate the "Support FReeRepublic " server( although HE would never tell you that)
- 2 generous FReepers to donate on behalf of the sissy pink states to try and save them from humiliation

JimRob's "Tough-Guys"
Good Lone/Bad Mongo

Mongo and Lone hate FReeploaders. No give money, we hit you with club. You give, we hit other FReeploaders. Me smile, but still hit with club. Mongo mean. He hit, no smile.

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