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Damn you kat you've done it again - one minute differece :)

wear the sunglasses so you look glamorous and women fall in love with you

Grannie suggested an eye patch. I rather like that. A black patch like a pirate would go well with my wooden leg. Grannie’s always shivering my timber. Of course I could pretend I’m blind Pew when I stumble into the ladies room. But when I take my ladies out it’s going to be Moshe Dyan

hang on, i'll transport your musings ...

Wakey! Wakey, my precious darlings – make your time, all your pretties belong to us. It’s raining, overcast, foggy, visibility ½ mile, sea dark smooth and ominous. Yeah, you can have another half hour transmitting your zzzzzz’s. Capt’n says to clean into foul weather gear this forenoon.

Tropical depression O Babe will be passing through during the dogwatches, expect some squalls; so double grog for you matelots today. Yes ma’am, extry piña coladas for the Matelotettes.

Grannie and Mo1 will be taking the first Dog – No, Able Seawoman Mo, that’s not the Capt’n, that’s the watch... Jeeeze bimbos. You’re going to need strong stomachs when we sail among the isles of Langerhans, but cheer up my hearties you’ll all be sleeping under the lee of Bum Island tonight.

Medical report: The Capt’n's eye not getting any better, I told him he’d go blind, training the telescope on the dormitories of the girls school during the first watch; serves the lecher right. And that’s not the only way you can go blind, you guys know who you are, d’y’hear :)

[acnielsen guy said all that ]

there.

now quicherbitchin' matey !

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All is forgiven, yer scurvy landlubber. Now bring the Capt'n his dish of tea.

I think there's a dozen new threads since Thursday night.

Can't keep up with you guys.

Who is this guy &? He just appears without notice on my posts.

TAlking to myself already, it's not even 8 in the morning.

One Way Corrigan is, gonagain

hey P, if you use an ampersand in the 'reply to' line,
you'll see code instead of the ampersand.
works fine (&&&&) down here though.

clear on that now, are ya ?? {;-)

I think & amp is a terrorist hacker!

:-) The paranoids are after me!

saw this on a thread called 'Chaos in Afghanistan'

Come Mr. Taliban, tally me banana,
U.S. come and me wanna go home!

laughed my ass off !

Oh AC, I went back to bed and missed you again.. I take it we're in for another cruise today? We have another rainy one here so it's a good one for a cruise.... Nice flat calm sea, but it does sound ominous where we're going.

Mateletette #9 ready for duty Capt'n. Shiver me timbers, and slap me with a wet foc'sle.

Good morning Tom and Prentice. Wow, I sure overslept once I went back to bed. Any new news since I last looked?

Hi grannie I'll be on and off for a couple of minutes at a time, pretending I doing real work. Like checking my e-mail, btw got to reply to yours. But right now I'm trying to get rich drinking beer.

If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it wouldnow be worth $49.

If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

If you can make that Vodka I'll go along with that plan.. lol It sounds as sound as any other.. My husband keeps going online to check the stocks and I think he'll be a total alkie before long... I asked him yesterday if this meant I can't go to Walmart anymore? ROF..

'Come Mr. Taliban, tally me banana, U.S. come and me wanna go home!'

Wow, I think I see the makings of a great thing here. I'm sure the creative minds here can think up more lyrics and finish this up.

I went to that thread and read it, and thought of another thing they don't mention there. I read the other day here that OBL has kidney failure and is having dialysis done periodically. I wonder how long even an billionaire terrorist can survive who is having dialysis done in third world countries? From pictures I've seen, it doesn't look like people around him wash their hands too often.

Please forgive me if none of this makes much sense. I've only had two cups of coffee and have a bad cold this morning.

Mateletette #9 ready for duty Capt'n. Shiver me timbers, and slap me with a wet foc'sle

where we're going?

‘Tis a mystery cruise my little flying fish. My treasure map has an X on it and little else. But after these several days of sailing my bosun’s mate tells me that is the sign among the matelettes for a kiss. Someone is going to pay for this.

Should we can blame Kat?

Should we can blame Kat?

I'm stumbling over my words, Its my bad eye, I can't see.