And speaking of fans being hit:

TAOISM - Shit happens.

HINDUISM - This shit happened before.

BUDDHISM- If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

ZEN -What is the source of shit happening?

ISLAM - If shit happens it is the will of Allah.

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS -Knock, knock, " Shit happens."

ATHEISM - There is no shit.

AGNOSTICISM -I don't know whether shit happens

PROTESTANTISM - Shit won't happen if I work harder.

CATHOLICISM - If shit happens, I deserve it.

JUDAISM - Why does shit always happen to us?

Excellent! This is similar to a cartoon from the Gulf War -- it was a missle instead of an aircraft. I was looking for the Gulf War one the other day!

Thanks for the post!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm off to a meeting...if I start laughing while thinking of this, I'll have to blame you! ;-)

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I had a shirt like that in 1991. Bought it in Riyadh!

And speaking of fans being hit:

In the beginning there was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance.

And darkness was on the face of the Workers. And they spoke among themselves saying, "It's a crock of shit and it stinks.”

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell.”

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.”

And the Managers went unto their Directors saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.”

And the Directors spoke among themselves saying to one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and is very strong.”

And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and is very powerful”.

And the Vice Presidents went to the President saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects”.

And the President looked upon the Plan and said it was good.

And the Plan became policy, and this is how shit happens.

Pretty good. BUT you got it via email That means that the next twenty five FReepers that get it will think they're the only people who've ever seen it before, and will promptly post it. Just watch (that's assuming YOU were the first!)

another version:

Religions of the World

Taoism: Shit Happens.

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.

Hindusim: This Shit Happened Before.

Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.

Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?

Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?

Confucianism: Confucius Say, “Shit Happens.”

7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays.

Protestantism: Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder.

Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.

Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock, “Shit Happens.”

Unitarian: What Is This Shit?

Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.

Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?

Rastafarianism: Let’s Smoke This Shit.

Episcopalians: Excrement occurs