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Afghan TV Guide
Garage Logic.com ^ | 10/9/2001 | Joe Soucheray/Garage Logic.com

Posted on 10/09/2001 6:06:18 PM PDT by terilyn

AFGHAN TV GUIDE

8:00 -"Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"

TUESDAYS:

8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Stench is Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The DarndestThings"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:

8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:

8:00 - "Matimallahoasillalama Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "CBS Evening News with Dan Rather"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:

8:00 - "Bob Patterson (Must Have His Hand Cut Off)"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Everybody Loves Anthrax"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 -"No-witness News"


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Check out Thursdays at 8:30. LOLOLOL!!!!!
1 posted on 10/09/2001 6:06:18 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: terilyn
ROFL @@@@@
2 posted on 10/09/2001 6:09:22 PM PDT by World'sGoneInsane
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To: terilyn
LOL!
3 posted on 10/09/2001 6:10:15 PM PDT by firewalk
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To: terilyn
They forgot "Far Trek - The Next Generator"
4 posted on 10/09/2001 6:11:14 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: terilyn
I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts!
5 posted on 10/09/2001 6:12:22 PM PDT by twntaipan
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To: terilyn
Excellant. Thursdays @ 8:30 is the icing on the cake.
6 posted on 10/09/2001 6:12:25 PM PDT by TC Rider
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To: BeforeISleep
Bump for a good laugh! Thanks!
7 posted on 10/09/2001 6:12:56 PM PDT by Joan_of_Argghh!
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To: World'sGoneInsane
I was laughing my head off in the car on the way home from work. In dead stopped traffic on the freeway. I'm sure the drivers around me thought I was nuts.
8 posted on 10/09/2001 6:13:02 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: terilyn
ROTFL. thanks.
9 posted on 10/09/2001 6:13:36 PM PDT by Diogenesis
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To: terilyn
I miss Joe Soucheray.
10 posted on 10/09/2001 6:13:37 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Teacup
ping
11 posted on 10/09/2001 6:14:56 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: anniegetyourgun
And the National Sunday nite favorite -

"All Our Base Are Belong To Them."

12 posted on 10/09/2001 6:15:16 PM PDT by spectre
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To: terilyn
What about "Who Wants To Be A Mullah Flyin' In The Air?"
13 posted on 10/09/2001 6:15:37 PM PDT by mrobison
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To: WhyisaTexasGirlinPA?
Ping
14 posted on 10/09/2001 6:16:50 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: terilyn
Hehehehe!
15 posted on 10/09/2001 6:16:53 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: terilyn
SUNDAYS:

9:00: "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Terrorist Leader?"

16 posted on 10/09/2001 6:17:43 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: terilyn
A great big patriotic BUMP!
17 posted on 10/09/2001 6:18:16 PM PDT by NautiNurse
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To: James Otis
Ping
18 posted on 10/09/2001 6:19:05 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: terilyn
Heh...heh...heh. Good find. I'm sending this one out.

BTTT!

19 posted on 10/09/2001 6:20:04 PM PDT by martian_22
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To: Eric in the Ozarks
I love Joe. He's still trying to figure out "The Mystery".
20 posted on 10/09/2001 6:21:19 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: terilyn
"We Are The Weakest Link"
21 posted on 10/09/2001 6:25:41 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: anniegetyourgun
LOL! Good one!
22 posted on 10/09/2001 6:31:23 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: spectre
I think that's, "All your base belong to us".
23 posted on 10/09/2001 6:32:51 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: terilyn
When are they airing that Palestinian favorite...

Third Rock from my Son!

24 posted on 10/09/2001 6:33:20 PM PDT by F-117A
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To: mrobison
Excellent! FReepers have very creative minds!
25 posted on 10/09/2001 6:33:57 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: F-117A
By today it might be, "The third rock used to be my son".
26 posted on 10/09/2001 6:34:55 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: terilyn
Are Animal Planet and Playboy on the same channel?
28 posted on 10/09/2001 6:36:50 PM PDT by tacticalogic
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To: terilyn
Hey, what happened, did they cancel "Mustafa in the Middle?"
29 posted on 10/09/2001 6:38:03 PM PDT by gopgen
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To: terilyn
I think I moved the words and meaning around to reflect Afghani TV.

Didn't seem to work, tho :>)

30 posted on 10/09/2001 6:38:34 PM PDT by spectre
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To: terilyn
Don't forget Jihad Jeapordy....I'll take "Famous U.S. Buildings" for 200, Ali...
31 posted on 10/09/2001 6:40:57 PM PDT by TADSLOS
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To: terilyn
The late nite movie: Thirty Seconds over Kabul
32 posted on 10/09/2001 6:41:34 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: terilyn
From The Wife.....

Martha Stewart's......"It's A Jihad Thing........."
33 posted on 10/09/2001 6:47:49 PM PDT by cmsgop
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To: terilyn
get SMART bombs

All In The Fatwa

Three's A Conspiracy

I Dream of Jihad

My Three Wives

Hurryup And Makepeace

34 posted on 10/09/2001 6:51:23 PM PDT by redbaiter
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To: cmsgop
"Married With Fatwa"
35 posted on 10/09/2001 6:52:02 PM PDT by cmsgop
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To: terilyn
The Bin Laden Bunch? Here's a story of 4 burka'd ladies who were living in a cave with a megalomaniac.....

This Old Underground Bunker? Bahb ViLaden tours 'vacation homes' of affluent warlords in the scenic mountains of Afghanistan.

36 posted on 10/09/2001 6:54:03 PM PDT by uvular
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To: spectre
hey - don't worry about it...
I got it...
humor is seldom lost on me...
37 posted on 10/09/2001 6:54:18 PM PDT by error99
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To: terilyn
New stream for RA. "Real Audio 96.7", somewhere in the Fago/Moorehead area.

Garage Logic, 2-5 PM Central

38 posted on 10/09/2001 6:54:53 PM PDT by pad 34
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To: cmsgop
"Please Don't Eat The Poppies"
39 posted on 10/09/2001 6:55:45 PM PDT by cmsgop
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To: cmsgop
"Osama and Jerry"
40 posted on 10/09/2001 6:58:59 PM PDT by cmsgop
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To: terilyn
I thought this was humorous until I came to this one, "CBS Evening News with Dan Rather", then LOL!
41 posted on 10/09/2001 7:07:33 PM PDT by Kermit
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To: spectre
Hey you're fine! I think I didn't get it.
42 posted on 10/09/2001 7:08:49 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: Kermit
That was my favorite too!
43 posted on 10/09/2001 7:24:17 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: terilyn
and the up coming TV special "survivor-less"
44 posted on 10/09/2001 7:25:38 PM PDT by rainingred
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To: terilyn
8:30 - "CBS Evening News with Dan Rather"

Touche!!!

45 posted on 10/09/2001 7:30:01 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free
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To: terilyn
ROTFLMAO!!!!!

I think Thursdays at 10:00 should be "Diagnosis: Hegemony."

Hegemony seems to be the latest catch-word of all "rogue states", don'tcha know.

46 posted on 10/09/2001 7:30:56 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: redbaiter
these are all funny but yours really got me LOL!
47 posted on 10/09/2001 7:35:52 PM PDT by mamaduck
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To: redbaiter
these are all funny but yours really got me LOL!
48 posted on 10/09/2001 7:35:59 PM PDT by mamaduck
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To: rainingred
and the up coming TV special "survivor-less"

Before this airs, a new TV series called "Lets make a deal" will kick off the fall season. If that show doesn't make it, then "survivor-less" will take its slot.

49 posted on 10/09/2001 7:45:48 PM PDT by Go Gordon
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To: terilyn
The Cartridge Family

Afghan Trek: Deep Base Nine

50 posted on 10/09/2001 7:51:27 PM PDT by Joe Bonforte
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