Hilarious. :-) Keep 'em coming!

Q: Why wasn't Osama bin Laden allowed to take driver's ed and sex ed at the same time?
A: His teachers were afraid the camel might get confused.

Q. How are Osama Bin Laden and a cave in Afghanistan alike?

A. They both have inadequate plumbing.

regards

This is not really an Osama joke; just an anecdote illustrating the American character for any FR Taliban lurkers.

One day at school, the teacher asked the children to give an example of a story with a moral. Little Suzy chimed in first.

"My Uncle Al is a chicken farmer," she explained. "One day he gathered up all the hens' eggs in a basket, but then he tripped and they all cracked on the barn floor."

"What's the moral of that story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket," beamed Suzy.

"Excellent!" exclaimed the teacher. Little Bobby was next to raise a hand.

"My Uncle Fred is a chicken farmer, too," he said. "One day, the electricity went out in the incubator room and none of the chicks survived."

"And what's the moral of that story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't count your chickens before they're hatched," smiled Bobby proudly.

"Outstanding!" she praised. Next was Little Dirty Ernie.

"My Uncle Norm is a drunk ex-paratrooper," he glowered. "One day, on the way to a dangerous mission behind enemy lines, he polished off a fifth of Jack Daniels with a Sterno chaser. He jumped out of the plane with two Garands blazing and scattered an entire regiment of Nazis before the bastards winged him in the shoulder. He landed in a German machine gun nest, and wasted three dozen of 'em before he ran out of ammo, and then he gutted a dozen more with his field knife - until it got stuck in some filthy kraut's rib cage. Then he hunted down the three Nazi bastards who survived, and snapped their necks with his bare hands."

After a long pause, the teacher asked, "Ernie, what could possibly be the moral of that story?"

"Don't f*** with my Uncle Norm when he's been drinking."

Appears this happened in the ME.

Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the Afgan desert?
A: Because it's full of Taliban semen.

Q.Why do muslim men have beards?

A.They want to look just like their Mothers.

LATEST REORTED COMPUTER VIRUS FROM AFGHANISTAN....

Dear Recipient,

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Since we are not so technologically advanced in Kabul,this is a MANUAL virus.

Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this virus to everyone you know.

Thank you very much for helping me.

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The year 2032.......

A father and son are walking along a skyscraper lined street in Manhattan when they come upon an open clearing. "I remember 31 years ago when the twin towers stood right here", said the father.

"What are twin towers?", asked the boy.

"Well, son, they were two shining buildings 110 stories high and they held thousands of offices and tens of thousands of people worked there until some Arabs flew jet planes into them and knocked them down," the father replied.

"Dad," said the boy, "What are Arabs?".

In an effort to bring Afghanistan and other outlaw nations into the community of civilized nations, the Olympic Committee today announced that it would include a new sport in the olympic games specifically geared toward the interests of radical Islamic fundamentalist population.

The new olympic event, called the "Suicide Sprint", will be a timed running event in which the contestant sprints into an open field trying to reach his destination, an assortment of mannequins dressed in various western European garb, before the explosive devices strapped around his waist send him to Allah.

While the event is open to athletes from any coutry, to date only about a dozen countries have filed the necessary paperwork to have representatives of their nation compete in this event. One such athelete, Iben Hadby Osama, said that he will be honored to represent his native Afghanistan in this event.

Mr. Osama had not expected to receive this honor, as several others ahead of him were preferred by the Taliban, who, for now, are in charge of selecting the participants at this event. However, the Taliban had to go through losing several possible competitors before they realized the inherent problem with running olympic trials for this event.

As one might expect, the western industrialized nations will not be represented at this event. However, many American and European corporation have signed on as sponsors and promoters of the event. Also, many westerners have purchased advanced tickets to this event. And one company sponsor, Oscar Meyer, told Olympic officials that the company will give away free 100% pork hot dogs to all fans in attendance.

FOX has purchased the rights to broadcast this event. Officials at FOX also reported that the broadcaster plans to create a Survivor-Style type of reality TV show in which several radicals will be stranded on a deserted island, and will have to scavange for items in an attempt to kill themselves in the most destructive manner possible.

Hey all, if you go to my Free Republic profile, I have link up to an mp3, "Ben, the Croc Hunter, finds Bin Laden." Let me know if it works.

I meant, "Steve the Croc Hunter...oops..

Reactions of our leaders to 9-11.

G. W. Bush; "How bad is the damage to the Pentathagon?"

Algore; "Keep recounting the number of planes, when you get to zero announce that we stopped the attack."

Bush 41; "Can't comment, wouldn't be prudent, nope, not prudent at all."

Slick Willie; "So your husband is missing in the WTC? That means you're like free tonight, right?"

Ronnie; "I forgot, what did you ask me?"

Carter; "I'll get mah tools, we can bild it again, just us volunteers."

Ford; "Make sure it wasn't just one of my golfballs."

There once was a man named Osama,
Who suffered a serious trauma
When his father said, "Son,
I screw camels for fun,
And you really resemble your mama."

Song Parody: "Hello Mullah, Hello Fatah (Camp Osama)"

You guys better be careful. I got keelhauled last nite and today for some humor I posted yesterday. Partly because I poked fun at the terrorists, partly becaused I dissed a particular University's football team.

There ARE people around here with NO sense of humor.