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Breaking: Coalition Unveils Secret Weapon in War Against Taliban
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail: World's Most Accurate Script" ^
| 10/17/2001
| RightOnline
Posted on 10/17/2001 6:28:55 PM PDT by RightOnline
LAUNCELOT: Have we got bows?
ARTHUR: No.
LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
ARTHUR: How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen.
KNIGHTS: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right!
One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[angels sing]
[boom]
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Cave warfare? The Taliban's toast. Here comes The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, courtesy of our allies from the British Isles. Quiver, mine enemy............
To: The Shrew; Lazamataz; sneakypete; Howlin; Mercuria; eddie willers
Taliban. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. We're comin'.......and we're armed..........
To: RightOnline
Hey Taliban. Bring out your dead. Bring out your dead.
To: Cool Guy; Ron C.; logos; Nita Nupress; Jim the Just; OwenKellogg; Dog Gone
Sleep well. Special Forces at work.
To: RightOnline
Can we substitute the evil rabbit for an evil pig?
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posted on
10/17/2001 6:40:09 PM PDT
by
terilyn
To: RightOnline
ITS NO ORDINARY RABBIT!
To: MadIvan; tonycavanagh
A major contribution from our staunchest ally, the UK. God Save the Queen!!!!!
To: RightOnline
a man's life in the British Army!
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posted on
10/17/2001 6:52:48 PM PDT
by
mrsmith
To: RightOnline
The very threat of the Holy Hand Grenade should strike terror in their silly little hearts.
Good thinkin'!
9
posted on
10/17/2001 6:53:11 PM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: terilyn
"We'd better not try another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite!"
10
posted on
10/17/2001 6:54:13 PM PDT
by
ArcLight
To: Travis McGee; FormerActionGuy; Snow Bunny; Billie; summer; USMCVet
Special Forces.......with Special Weapons 'n' Stuff........on the job.
To: DainBramage
I feel sorry for the people at MP.net, they must have so much of their bandwidth stolen =)
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posted on
10/17/2001 6:56:06 PM PDT
by
xm177e2
To: Jeff Head; doug from upland; Registered; Liz; jslade; blackbag
Send notes of condolence to any acquaintances who have joined the Taliban. Their time is up.
To: xm177e2
I say! Put Osama in....
the COMFY CHAIR!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
14
posted on
10/17/2001 7:00:53 PM PDT
by
Gasshog
To: TLBSHOW; Alamo-Girl; RJayneJ; AnnaZ; BibChr; JohnHuang2; dead; kattracks
I KNOW y'all haven't seen this on FNC or CNN..........
To: xm177e2
I feel sorry for the people at MP.net, they must have so much of their bandwidth stolen =)
I like it when they replace the file with one that says:
I AM A BANDWIDTH THIEF!!!
LOL!
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posted on
10/17/2001 7:03:35 PM PDT
by
Gasshog
To: Dog Gone
"The very threat of the Holy Hand Grenade should strike terror in their silly little hearts. Good thinkin'!"
True, my friend, true. However, we aren't dealing with the brightest of foes.
I'd like to take credit for the "good thinking", but alas............I merely report the events of the day. Cave warfare specialists..........I shudder for the Taliban weenies........
To: xm177e2
Man, I'll be sure nand ask you what you think about every thing I do on here from now on.
But since I already read what the site says about it, I'll just decide for myself tonight.
From MP.net..
"I believe in free-linking on the internet. That's one of the aspects that make the web so useful: The ability to locate the material you're looking for quickly. So, if you like this site and want to add a link to it on your site, please feel free. There's no need to e-mail me to ask permission to do it"
To: DainBramage; xm177e2
........although I'll QUICKLY point out that I didn't get this from that site... :) (check the source URL). So, you two, I'll turn this thing right around!!!!!!
To: DainBramage
Gee... I wasn't criticizing you or your actions, I just said MontyPython.net probably loses a lot of bandwidth from people posting their graphics everywhere on the net...
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posted on
10/17/2001 7:11:22 PM PDT
by
xm177e2
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