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From the Taliban Afghan TV Guide (humor)

Posted on 10/18/2001 8:46:09 AM PDT by dwbh

From the Taliban Afghan TV Guide:

MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Osama In The Middle"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Torture"
8:30 - "Who Wants to be a Terrorist"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "Dharma & Mohammed"
8:30 - "That Taliban Show"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Survivor - Afghanistan!"
8:30 - "Touched by an Infidel"
9:00 - "Veronica's Closet-Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Afganistan's Funniest Surveillance Tapes"
9:00 - "What Law & Order?"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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1 posted on 10/18/2001 8:46:09 AM PDT by dwbh
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To: dwbh
10:00 - "No-witness News"

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!

That's priceless!   Thanks!

2 posted on 10/18/2001 8:50:15 AM PDT by jigsaw
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To: dwbh
Thanks for making me laugh.. I needed that.
3 posted on 10/18/2001 8:51:27 AM PDT by HappyInfidel
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To: dwbh
You forgot one. Monday 8:00 Monday Night Crickett
4 posted on 10/18/2001 8:55:11 AM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress
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To: dwbh
CNN
5 posted on 10/18/2001 8:56:11 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum
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To: dwbh
Here's another one: Late night on Cinemax: "Haven't bin Laden Awhile." =)
6 posted on 10/18/2001 8:56:36 AM PDT by dwbh
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To: dwbh
The Taliban (TB) Guide announced that Friday's "What Law and Order" will be replaced at the mid-season break by "Vice and Virtue" and another new entry "The Soccer Stadium 2002" will be added as soon as something else can be killed...er cancelled.
7 posted on 10/18/2001 9:02:52 AM PDT by HerbM
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To: dwbh
The Saturday lineup includes:

This Old Cave
Saturday Night Hand to Hand Wrestling
Saturday Night Dead or Alive
Restore America

8 posted on 10/18/2001 11:48:31 AM PDT by Slyfox
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