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Fleeper Hab Tooths Cut Out
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| paarisifal
Posted on 10/26/2001 12:39:59 PM PDT by parsifal
Today this frlleeper had his tootth removed by the dentismal. He, parsifal went into the gauze room of denmptist for a crown preparationH. But insted, he, the dentist not fleeper, was not able to save the poor little tooth number 18 on the exray. The dentist gassed the fleeper he thinks and then he had bad dreams about hammers and chissles, and a chain saw like sugar plums in his head. The pour little toof did not want for to go but it did in peaces. Then when the freemer stopped crying the white coat girl gave parasol some little pillsy willsys to take that made him me feel so goood that the toots being bye-bye gone did not even hurt no more. so beware of this breaking news I am trying to post but the screen moves and i am so sleepery that it was not me in that dress because I was just trying it on mommy and it the lipstick just got on my lips whin i felled down on it but lumberjacks are ok too and i herd it on tv and oh i need one more pilly willy
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and i better not say about that other bad thiiing i did but some middgettts are not nice like the munchkins under the witches house with red shoes are.
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posted on
10/26/2001 12:39:59 PM PDT
by
parsifal
To: parsifal
Ok, now I want you to write a check for your life-savings and send them to me. Slow and careful please....
To: parsifal
Quit sniveling.
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posted on
10/26/2001 12:42:23 PM PDT
by
Maceman
To: parsifal
I like cheese.
To: parsifal
Hey, don't be greedy. Pass some of those pills this way!
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posted on
10/26/2001 12:44:29 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
To: parsifal
BREAKING NEWS
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posted on
10/26/2001 12:44:35 PM PDT
by
rface
To: parsifal
The guidelines say, Well Written Vanities....;-)
7
posted on
10/26/2001 12:45:07 PM PDT
by
KC Burke
To: parsifal
Well, at least you`re better off than I was after my wisdom teeth extraction.
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posted on
10/26/2001 12:45:10 PM PDT
by
JAWs
To: parsifal
Make sure to check for missing body organs when you awaken...
To: parsifal
All mimsy were the borogoves? And the mome raths outgrabe?
To: Billthedrill
Funny. Hey, what happened to my kidney!????
To: parsifal
Is it safe?
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posted on
10/26/2001 12:49:36 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
To: LarryLied
Don't forget the slithy toves!
To: parsifal
It's Friday afternoon - thanks for the laugh, assuming as I do that you DO intend to be funny!
;-)
I remember having my wisdom teeth out, and having to be carried to bed because of the knock-out gas. I kept asking if I was still wearing my carved ivory rose necklace.
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posted on
10/26/2001 12:53:43 PM PDT
by
mombonn
To: parsifal
All your teeth belong to us
To: mombonn
Thank you for this........I had a good laugh.
To: parsifal
Been there. For victory & freedom!!!
To: lowbridge
all the toofs are belong to us. are loose toofs sink ships too in red right there.
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posted on
10/26/2001 12:56:13 PM PDT
by
parsifal
To: parsifal
I think you're still on the NO.
To: parsifal
You're drooling.
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