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Fleeper Hab Tooths Cut Out
friday | paarisifal

Posted on 10/26/2001 12:39:59 PM PDT by parsifal

Today this frlleeper had his tootth removed by the dentismal. He, parsifal went into the gauze room of denmptist for a crown preparationH. But insted, he, the dentist not fleeper, was not able to save the poor little tooth number 18 on the exray. The dentist gassed the fleeper he thinks and then he had bad dreams about hammers and chissles, and a chain saw like sugar plums in his head. The pour little toof did not want for to go but it did in peaces. Then when the freemer stopped crying the white coat girl gave parasol some little pillsy willsys to take that made him me feel so goood that the toots being bye-bye gone did not even hurt no more. so beware of this breaking news I am trying to post but the screen moves and i am so sleepery that it was not me in that dress because I was just trying it on mommy and it the lipstick just got on my lips whin i felled down on it but lumberjacks are ok too and i herd it on tv and oh i need one more pilly willy


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and i better not say about that other bad thiiing i did but some middgettts are not nice like the munchkins under the witches house with red shoes are.
1 posted on 10/26/2001 12:39:59 PM PDT by parsifal
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To: parsifal
Ok, now I want you to write a check for your life-savings and send them to me. Slow and careful please....
2 posted on 10/26/2001 12:42:10 PM PDT by Economist_MA
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To: parsifal
Quit sniveling.
3 posted on 10/26/2001 12:42:23 PM PDT by Maceman
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To: parsifal
I like cheese.
4 posted on 10/26/2001 12:44:25 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: parsifal
Hey, don't be greedy. Pass some of those pills this way!
5 posted on 10/26/2001 12:44:29 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: parsifal
BREAKING NEWS
6 posted on 10/26/2001 12:44:35 PM PDT by rface
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To: parsifal
The guidelines say, Well Written Vanities....;-)
7 posted on 10/26/2001 12:45:07 PM PDT by KC Burke
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To: parsifal
Well, at least you`re better off than I was after my wisdom teeth extraction.
8 posted on 10/26/2001 12:45:10 PM PDT by JAWs
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To: parsifal
Make sure to check for missing body organs when you awaken...
9 posted on 10/26/2001 12:46:20 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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All mimsy were the borogoves? And the mome raths outgrabe?
10 posted on 10/26/2001 12:47:03 PM PDT by LarryLied
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To: Billthedrill
Funny. Hey, what happened to my kidney!????
11 posted on 10/26/2001 12:48:20 PM PDT by Joe_October
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To: parsifal
Is it safe?
12 posted on 10/26/2001 12:49:36 PM PDT by TADSLOS
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To: LarryLied
Don't forget the slithy toves!
13 posted on 10/26/2001 12:52:47 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: parsifal
It's Friday afternoon - thanks for the laugh, assuming as I do that you DO intend to be funny!

;-)

I remember having my wisdom teeth out, and having to be carried to bed because of the knock-out gas. I kept asking if I was still wearing my carved ivory rose necklace.

14 posted on 10/26/2001 12:53:43 PM PDT by mombonn
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To: parsifal
All your teeth belong to us
15 posted on 10/26/2001 12:55:14 PM PDT by MaskedMan
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To: mombonn
Thank you for this........I had a good laugh.
16 posted on 10/26/2001 12:55:39 PM PDT by Jackie222
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To: parsifal
Been there. For victory & freedom!!!
17 posted on 10/26/2001 12:55:50 PM PDT by Saundra Duffy
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To: lowbridge
all the toofs are belong to us. are loose toofs sink ships too in red right there.
18 posted on 10/26/2001 12:56:13 PM PDT by parsifal
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To: parsifal
I think you're still on the NO.
19 posted on 10/26/2001 12:57:25 PM PDT by DallasDeb
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To: parsifal
You're drooling.
20 posted on 10/26/2001 12:57:26 PM PDT by michigander
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