Posted on 10/31/2001 8:28:50 AM PST by appeal2
Recent help wanted ad in the Kabul Daily News
ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUNNERS WANTED
Are you bored by your current job? Are you looking for an exciting opportunity? The Taliban Central Command is seeking motivated men (women need not apply) to man our remaining anti-aircraft batteries and help fight the Great Satan--America. There's plenty of room for advancement, management vacancies occur almost daily.
By joining the Taliban, you become part of an organization steeped in history. We've been fighting the infidels for over 1000 years and we won't stop till the Jihad is over.
We offer a complete benefit package--you'll be on the fast-track martyr program. That means when you wind up in heaven you will get 72 wide eyed willing virgins and large parcels of prime heavenly real estate.
No experience is necessary, just a will to serve Allah. Kevlar under pants and shirts are helpful but not required. Our compensation program is very competitve. You'll earn more than twice as much as the Ghoat Herder next door and will follow an accelerated career path that will have you serving Allah in no time flat.
So what are you waiting for--heaven can't wait and neither can you. Call 1-800-ALLAH-1 and start serving today. There are a limited number of positions so call now. Don't miss this once in a lifetime Jihadic opportunity!!! Operators are standing by.
Two thumbs (on severed hands) down on this one.
Monaco, a tiny country with a population of 35,000, has more phones.
You did a nice job on the ad, and it gave me a chuckle this morning, but I fear that it won't pass muster in the real world.
D
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