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FReeper Joke O' The Day... "The Logic Class"
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Posted on 12/01/2001 12:54:04 PM PST by DCBurgess58
A hillbilly had enrolled in the local junior college and was selecting classes for his first semester. His counsellor suggested that he might consider taking a logic class.
The hillbilly scratched his head and said "whuts a logic class?"
The counsellor said "Let me explain, logic is when you can take one piece of information and make a deduction from it."
The hillbilly looked confused, so the counsellor said "Have you got a weed whacker?"
The hillbilly said "yep" and the counsellor said "Than I can assume that you have a front yard."
The hillbilly said "I shore do, that's amazin'." The counsellor then said "If you've got a front yard, I'll bet you own or rent a house."
The hillbilly grinned and said "well I'll be durned" and the counsellor went on and said "and if you live in a house I'll bet you have a girlfriend or a wife who lives there with you."
The hillbilly was so impressed that he signed up for the logic class.
The next day the hillbilly was telling his cousin all about the college he had enrolled in and mentioned the logic class.
His cousin said "Whut's a logic class?" The hillbilly said "lemme explain it, you got a weed whacker?"
His cousin said "nope" and the hillbilly eyed him suspiciously and said "f*cking queer!"
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Made me laugh, hope you all like it.
To: DCBurgess58
Hilarious!
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posted on
12/01/2001 12:58:22 PM PST
by
mxbluto
To: DCBurgess58
Hmmm. My late father, born and raised in the heart of hillbilly country (southern W.Va.), told the joke about the hillbilly who went off to college - the first in his entire college to graduate high school, let alone go to college. He came home at Thanksgiving break and the family gathered around and breathlessly asked him to share something he'd learned at college.
"Pi R squared," he said.
"Whut?"
"Pi R squared," he repeated.
His pappy took to whupping him mightily over the head. "What the dickens am Ah sendin' you to college fer? Everyone knows pie are round."
To: mountaineer
That's a good one!
To: DCBurgess58
I'm a hillbilly and I'm offended. Please strike this post.
Seriously, when completing questionnaires these days, I sometimes put down "Redneck" for race. I get some really good reactions.
To: mountaineer
Pie are round! Cornbread are square!
To: James Lewis
Thassright. Where you frum, pard?
To: James Lewis
Pie are round! Cornbread are square! Real cornbread R round, you bake it in a cast-iron deep skillet; and, no sugar!!!!!
To: mountaineer
The swamps of North Florida.
To: Old Professer
I heard the joke that way cornbread are square. You are correct. My dad could turn the cornbread over by flipping it into the air and catching it with the skillet. I never knew him to miss.
To: Old Professer
Definitely NO SUGAR IN CORNBREAD. Only yankees do that. That is almost as bad as CHEESE GRITS!
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posted on
12/01/2001 1:32:12 PM PST
by
Jemian
To: Jemian
Yuck!!
To: Old Professer
and you grease that skillet with bacon grease or wipe a piece of salt pork over it.
To: mountaineer
"His pappy took to whupping him mightily over the head. "What the dickens am Ah sendin' you to college fer? Everyone knows pie are round."And you forgot the last part of that: "Pie are round; cornbread are square."
To: James Lewis
To: Jemian
It is cause of Jiff cornbread. It is almost desert cake.
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posted on
12/01/2001 3:15:15 PM PST
by
Leisler
To: Jemian
"That is almost as bad as CHEESE GRITS!" No. No ... not another cheese thread.
To: HangThemHigh
Trying to cover all the bases. Oops, all your base ...
To: mountaineer
To: DCBurgess58
I posted this just before news of the tragic bombings in Israel. There were so many comments and questions coming up on the board that something as trivial as a joke was not paid much attention to. I am replying to myself right now so that a few more of you can get a chance to see this joke (I just heard it today and it cracked me up). All the best to you my brother and sister FReepers and God bless those affected by the tragedy in Israel.
Cheers..... Dave B.
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