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Chain letter that should not be ignored!

Posted on 12/04/2001 11:49:16 AM PST by Phantom Lord

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men.

Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.

REMEMBER this chain brings luck.

One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy swimsuit model. An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters waitress and a Hollywood super model.

You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!

One man broke the chain, and got his own wife back again.

Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list below!

Bill Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

William Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

W. J. Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

William Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

W Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

William J Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Slick Willie Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Mr. Hillary Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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I just hope I don't get Hillary
1 posted on 12/04/2001 11:49:16 AM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: Phantom Lord
The letter did say "wife or girlfriend".
Keep the faith. Maybe you will get one of his girlfriends. Maybe you will get Monica. On second thought, better break the chain.
2 posted on 12/04/2001 11:54:52 AM PST by PetroniDE
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To: Phantom Lord
One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.

That, I truly doubt.

3 posted on 12/04/2001 11:58:05 AM PST by scooter2
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To: Phantom Lord
I will settle for 72 firm breasted virgins !!! ;-))
4 posted on 12/04/2001 12:10:39 PM PST by GeekDejure
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To: GeekDejure
How about one virgin, 72 years old?
5 posted on 12/04/2001 12:17:32 PM PST by TC Rider
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To: TC Rider
Oak Hay . . . one virgin, 72 years old . . . but she's gotta be firm breasted !!! ;-))
6 posted on 12/04/2001 12:47:19 PM PST by GeekDejure
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To: Phantom Lord
Okay, but who ends up paying the parcel post charges at average avoirdupois of 150 lbs. per American girl?
7 posted on 12/04/2001 12:51:15 PM PST by MoralSense
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To: MoralSense
150? A little on the lite side. Looked around lately?
8 posted on 12/04/2001 12:58:22 PM PST by LiveFree2000
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To: GeekDejure
discrimination !!!!!!!!!!!
9 posted on 12/04/2001 3:35:12 PM PST by exmoor
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To: Phantom Lord
Let's make this the shortest fundraiser ever.
4 days into the fundraiser and we are 59% there.
We can be finished in 4 more days
and get back to our regular freeping.
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10 posted on 12/04/2001 7:28:28 PM PST by WIMom
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To: LiveFree2000
150? A little on the lite side. Looked around lately?

Hey, I was just being gallant. By the way, whatever happend to "five-foot-two, eyes of blue"? All the young girls I see these days are taller than I am.

11 posted on 12/05/2001 6:18:20 AM PST by MoralSense
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