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BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR A QUARTER MILLION POUNDS-24 Yr. old Blonde auctions Herself as Wife On Net
UK Morning Sun and Ananova.com ^ | Saturday December 15, 2001 | What Tomorrow's Papers Say Column

Posted on 12/14/2001 5:56:12 PM PST by umbra

Ananova

What the Papers Say-The Sun

BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR 1/4 MILLION POUNDS

A pretty 24 year old blonde is auctioning herself off as a wife on the internet.


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Ah details, details... we need pictures!!
1 posted on 12/14/2001 5:56:12 PM PST by umbra
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To: umbra
I'm in!
2 posted on 12/14/2001 5:59:07 PM PST by _Jim
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To: _Jim
let's see the goods!!!!
3 posted on 12/14/2001 6:00:01 PM PST by nocommies
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To: umbra
A pretty 24 year old blonde ...

That's all the detail I need ...

4 posted on 12/14/2001 6:00:02 PM PST by _Jim
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How bad could she be a 'pretty' 24 year old blonde..is that like the fatsuited Gywnneth Paltrow in the Farelly Brothers movie??
5 posted on 12/14/2001 6:00:42 PM PST by umbra
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To: umbra
Sounds like my wife!
7 posted on 12/14/2001 6:01:28 PM PST by Bogie
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I wonder if she's going to back out on the honeymoon like old Darva Conger?
8 posted on 12/14/2001 6:01:35 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: nomasmojarras
She could be wearing a burqua as the 'Last Taliban Widow'-this gal might want think about this idea..
9 posted on 12/14/2001 6:02:42 PM PST by umbra
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There is nothing even slightly attractive about Gwyneth Paltrow, no matter how she's made up.
10 posted on 12/14/2001 6:03:52 PM PST by Timesink
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To: Slyfox
Darva was bought for only 50G and ring and a 4 wheel drive, this gal is classy all the way-What if Bin Laden starts bidding?
11 posted on 12/14/2001 6:03:58 PM PST by umbra
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is that like the fatsuited Gywnneth Paltrow in the Farelly Brothers movie??

"Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder" - and I've truly beheld beauties!

12 posted on 12/14/2001 6:03:59 PM PST by _Jim
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To: Timesink
Paltrow looks okay nude in the movies.. she is a bit skin and bones though.
13 posted on 12/14/2001 6:04:52 PM PST by umbra
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To: Bogie
Sounds like my wife!

Ahhh ... she's not up for sale too - is she?

14 posted on 12/14/2001 6:05:00 PM PST by _Jim
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... like Darva Conger?

... a west-coast Kalifornia gold-digging chick ...

15 posted on 12/14/2001 6:06:41 PM PST by _Jim
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Hmmmmmm, I was listening to Phil Hendrie the other night and one of skits had the remark, "she can suck a bowling ball thru a garden hose." For 1/4 million pounds, it had better be a "Daisy Cutter".
16 posted on 12/14/2001 6:06:51 PM PST by Capt_Hank
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Pictures! We need pictures!
17 posted on 12/14/2001 6:07:51 PM PST by fso301
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To: umbra
Anyway, there's this blonde who goes to an auction. The auctioneer begins bidding on the items up for bid, when the blonde screams "Buy Me for a million bucks!"

The auctioneer pauses, raises his eyebrows and says "Ma'am, what in the world are you talking about."

The blonde yells out again, "Buy Me for a million bucks." Then, with a dead serious look, she says "..................

18 posted on 12/14/2001 6:08:46 PM PST by xzins
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http://www.ananova.com/news/

You can't really see much though. I think I'd keep the money and portion it out in smaller increments, if you get the drift...

19 posted on 12/14/2001 6:10:20 PM PST by Right of Buchannan
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To: umbra
Here you go.
20 posted on 12/14/2001 6:11:08 PM PST by I Luv Bush
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