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BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR A QUARTER MILLION POUNDS-24 Yr. old Blonde auctions Herself as Wife On Net
UK Morning Sun and Ananova.com ^
| Saturday December 15, 2001
| What Tomorrow's Papers Say Column
Posted on 12/14/2001 5:56:12 PM PST by umbra
Ananova
What the Papers Say-The Sun
BUY ME AS YOUR WIFE FOR 1/4 MILLION POUNDS
A pretty 24 year old blonde is auctioning herself off as a wife on the internet.
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Ah details, details... we need pictures!!
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posted on
12/14/2001 5:56:12 PM PST
by
umbra
To: umbra
I'm in!
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posted on
12/14/2001 5:59:07 PM PST
by
_Jim
To: _Jim
let's see the goods!!!!
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posted on
12/14/2001 6:00:01 PM PST
by
nocommies
To: umbra
A pretty 24 year old blonde ...That's all the detail I need ...
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posted on
12/14/2001 6:00:02 PM PST
by
_Jim
To: _Jim
How bad could she be a 'pretty' 24 year old blonde..is that like the fatsuited Gywnneth Paltrow in the Farelly Brothers movie??
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posted on
12/14/2001 6:00:42 PM PST
by
umbra
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To: umbra
Sounds like my wife!
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posted on
12/14/2001 6:01:28 PM PST
by
Bogie
To: umbra
I wonder if she's going to back out on the honeymoon like old Darva Conger?
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posted on
12/14/2001 6:01:35 PM PST
by
Slyfox
To: nomasmojarras
She could be wearing a burqua as the 'Last Taliban Widow'-this gal might want think about this idea..
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posted on
12/14/2001 6:02:42 PM PST
by
umbra
To: umbra
There is nothing even slightly attractive about Gwyneth Paltrow, no matter how she's made up.
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posted on
12/14/2001 6:03:52 PM PST
by
Timesink
To: Slyfox
Darva was bought for only 50G and ring and a 4 wheel drive, this gal is classy all the way-What if Bin Laden starts bidding?
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posted on
12/14/2001 6:03:58 PM PST
by
umbra
To: umbra
is that like the fatsuited Gywnneth Paltrow in the Farelly Brothers movie??"Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder" - and I've truly beheld beauties!
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posted on
12/14/2001 6:03:59 PM PST
by
_Jim
To: Timesink
Paltrow looks okay nude in the movies.. she is a bit skin and bones though.
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posted on
12/14/2001 6:04:52 PM PST
by
umbra
To: Bogie
Sounds like my wife!Ahhh ... she's not up for sale too - is she?
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posted on
12/14/2001 6:05:00 PM PST
by
_Jim
To: Slyfox
... like Darva Conger?... a west-coast Kalifornia gold-digging chick ...
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posted on
12/14/2001 6:06:41 PM PST
by
_Jim
To: umbra
Hmmmmmm, I was listening to Phil Hendrie the other night and one of skits had the remark, "she can suck a bowling ball thru a garden hose." For 1/4 million pounds, it had better be a "Daisy Cutter".
To: umbra
Pictures! We need pictures!
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posted on
12/14/2001 6:07:51 PM PST
by
fso301
To: umbra
Anyway, there's this blonde who goes to an auction. The auctioneer begins bidding on the items up for bid, when the blonde screams "Buy Me for a million bucks!"
The auctioneer pauses, raises his eyebrows and says "Ma'am, what in the world are you talking about."
The blonde yells out again, "Buy Me for a million bucks." Then, with a dead serious look, she says "..................
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posted on
12/14/2001 6:08:46 PM PST
by
xzins
To: umbra
http://www.ananova.com/news/ You can't really see much though. I think I'd keep the money and portion it out in smaller increments, if you get the drift...
To: umbra
Here you go.
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