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The Christmas Cows Album!
Invoman
| 1999
| Invoman
Posted on 12/21/2001 5:11:03 AM PST by invoman
The Christmas Cows:
Silent Milk
‘Twas the Night Before Hamburger
The 12 Steaks of Christmas
Angus We Have Herd on High
There’s Hay In A Manger
I’m Creaming of a White Holstein
I Saw Mommy Milking Dairy Cows
Oh Little Calf of Bethlehem
Walking In A Winter Udderland
Oh Come All Ye Headcheese
Frosty The Butcher
Hoof Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Grandma Got Ran Over By A Mad Cow
God Rest Ye Dairy Pasteurized
We 3 Cows/ Oh, Holy Cow medley
Also CD Bonus Tracks:
The First Moo-el
I’ll Be Veal For Christmas
Rudolf, The Disease-Ridden Hereford
It Came Upon A Midnight Barbecue
Whose Pile Is This?
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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I made up this list about 3 years ago. Please add any songs that should have been on this Christmas Cows Album>
1
posted on
12/21/2001 5:11:03 AM PST
by
invoman
To: invoman
I’m Creaming of a White Holstein Hey! a Monica song!:-)
2
posted on
12/21/2001 5:13:19 AM PST
by
camle
To: camle
I USED to have a song called 'The Little Anthrax Boy'....but it's out of taste this year
3
posted on
12/21/2001 5:19:05 AM PST
by
invoman
To: invoman
Silver Bowels
Hark! The Ice-Cold Fingers Come
4
posted on
12/21/2001 5:20:16 AM PST
by
uvular
To: invoman
hey, don't you make
cheese
out of cows??
To: invoman
What? No Jingle Bulls?
To: Ward Smythe
I can't believe I forgot that one!
I'm laughing at some of the other 'songs' that these other FR'pers are posting. They will be added for next year's list.
7
posted on
12/21/2001 5:24:42 AM PST
by
invoman
To: WindMinstrel
'Oh, Come all ye HeadCHEESE' was listed. I was on the CHEESE thing 2 years ago....
8
posted on
12/21/2001 5:26:29 AM PST
by
invoman
To: invoman
Good King Worcestshire
9
posted on
12/21/2001 5:33:57 AM PST
by
lds23
To: invoman
I can't believe I forgot that one! And then there's: I Heard the Bulls on Christmas Day
To: invoman
To: invoman
To: invoman
All I want for Christmas is my two front teats
To: invoman
Have Yourself a Dairy Little Christmas
Moo-ing, Moo-ing
Hay Ride
Up On the Hooftop
We Beef Kings of Omaha Are
14
posted on
12/21/2001 8:38:07 AM PST
by
Slyfox
To: Slyfox
More MOOOOre! I want MOOre!
15
posted on
12/21/2001 9:23:06 AM PST
by
invoman
To: invoman
bttt
16
posted on
12/21/2001 7:41:41 PM PST
by
invoman
To: invoman
To: invoman
Sweet Silver Bulls ?
18
posted on
12/21/2001 8:00:03 PM PST
by
whoever
To: invoman
Christmas Eve bump
19
posted on
12/24/2001 2:16:07 PM PST
by
invoman
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