Do you want resolutions they WANT to make or ones we know they SHOULD make?

<>B>"Do you want resolutions they WANT to make or ones we know they SHOULD make?

Doesn't matter, let's just have some fun!

Climb under the Little Rock from whence they all came and just die.

Get out of our lives. Forever.

Start a new hit list.

The old one is outdated.

Hillary will give up on Bill,divorce him and elope with Jane Fonda.

Why waste one more minute on this worthless trio? Get a life poster!

bill and hillary's New Year's Resoluion; To be crowned King and Queen of the world!

I can't even begin to think of what Chelsea would really strive to have. A normal set of parents??

Billy Boy: "I will learn more ebonics this year."

Hitlery: "I will try to get my ankles thicker."

1. Bill- Turn yourself over to U.S. Marshalls for perjury, obstruction of justice, campaign finance abuse, sexual assault, witness tampering, theft of government property, abuse of power, subornation of perjury, abuse of executive priviledge, and treason.

2. Hillary-Turn yourself over to the Department of Justice for abuse of government travel, perjury, destruction of government property, witholding evidence, witness intimidation, abuse of the FBI, abuse of the IRS, and assault with intent to harm the president (ashtrays, fists, lamps).

3. Chelsea-Hire a good therapist and tell your disgusting parents to get out of your life. And lay off the booze.

Live a long and quiet life, in a small village in Tibet, spending each day in reflection and prayer....

"Why waste one more minute on this worthless trio? Get a life poster!

That's not nice! Lighten up yoe. I posted this under humor. Perhaps your New Year's resolution should be the committment to acquiring some humor for yourself. Happy New Year anyway.

Bill: Publicly apologize for:

A. Destroying a historical landmark to build his slimy library in Little Rock.

B. Blaming America for 9/11.

C. Stealing everything in the White House that wasn't nailed down.

D. Trying to destroy our military and ruining its morale with forced social programs.

E. Lying under oath.

F. Laughing at Ron Brown's funeral (Yeah, we remember, jerk).

G. Telling us "It's the economy, stupid!"

H. Bailing out cronies like Tyson Chicken.

I. Pardoning criminals like Marc Rich.

J. Letting terrorists do what they pleased and blaming US for "offending" them.

K. Being a draft-dodger and offering aid and comfort to the enemy by proxy.

L. Everything else he's ever done.

Bump to letter F:

Apologize for laughing at Ron Brown's funeral.

Dispicable.

Hill: Publicly apologize for:

A. Treating the Secret Service as valets.

B. Stealing everything in the White House that wasn't nailed down.

C. Trying to rewrite history by claiming Bill to be better than Pres. George W. Bush.

D. Becoming a NY senator for the power trip.

E. Treating her assistants and interns as serfs and unwashed peasants.

F. Having the gall to attend that fundraiser just for face time (and got booed, HA HA).

G. Being a crooked bottom-feeder.

H. Wiping her backside on the shroud of 343 dead NY firefighters.

I. Everything else she's ever done.

If you don't like it, why on earth did you click on this thread? Just doesn't make sense! Some people just like to whine, I guess.

Both Bill and Hillary have the same resolution: to stop sleeping with Jesse Jackson.

Chelsea: Publicly apologize for:

A. Allowing your parents' influence to put you in universities you don't rate.

B. Treating military personnel like lepers.

C. Using your parents' influence to break rules with no consequences.

D. Treating others like you were a princess and they were servants.

E. Drinking and lying about it.

F. Your parents' loathsome behavior.

G. Allowing the media to put a positive spin on your suspicious absences from college.

H. Using your parents' influence to buy passing grades while cutting classes.

I. For acting like your parents.

Please see a proctologist for your cob problem.