Jessica Simpson has developed an illness affecting her vocal cords. As a result, she cannot sing. This comes just as Simpson was preparing to kick off the tour promoting her latest album, "A Public Affair." Simpson's publicist, Rob Shuter, stated that "She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing." Well, yeah, but what has being sick done to her voice? I have heard Simpson's singing. I have even sat through the painful ordeal of watching her "A Public Affair" video on the Fan. I thought it was one of the most inane and vapid things I had...