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“Surely she’ll get a charge out of the job.“
I knew a guy once who got charged with battery. They put him in a dry cell.
“ operating a battery kiosk at a local park. “
More power to her!
“The streets are strangely desserted tonight.”
Had you gotten a bit pie-eyed before you went out?
I always thought that line should be “the answer, my friend, is blowing out your end.”
In, on a new thread for a new week. Thanks, MQD!
I recently told my wife I wanted to be a comedian… She laughed .
Best to you! Get better ASAP,
“Don’t forget Thesaurus.com,“
I lost my thesaurus and I can’t tell you how I feel about it!
Turning over a new leaf?
“ In case any of y’all were wondering, the preferred pronouns of chocolate are Her/she. “
I knew a girl once who was all mans joy! Nice mounds, too.
LOL!
“maybe he borrowed a pair of desantis’s boots?”
Lol!
Doesn’t that pic make Bloomberg look of average height?
Damn right! You’re on a roll. On the other hand, we have a dog who knows a good bagel get him a treat.
“Shiny side in, or shiny side out?“
To be eggzact, it’s sunny side up.
“SweetiePalm encased me in Reynolds Wrap for the third time this year.”
That’s funny! Reminds me of my short-lived time as a HipHop artist. Trying to be outrageous, I dressed all in clear plastic. The act was billed as Saran Rap.
“Six of the Seven Dwarfs are not Happy!”
They really are, but they’re too Bashful to tell it to the pollster.
“I have two half sisters.“
Saw nofagun!
“Ents having whistles.”
It was a joke on The Who’s late bass player, John Entwistle.
That’s much better!
“You take blue, I’ll take gold.“
Great! Then we can look almost like that wonderful Ukraine flag we’re told is so important to us.
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