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We did take the big banner to Crawford.
That’s where we met the “Freeper Legend”
from the east coast.

Eaker and I were assembling the thing when
up saunters Mr. Legend who begins telling
us where we should set the banner up with
a very snotty bossy tone.

We just looked at him with disbelief and
hostility. After a few seconds he turned
and walked off. The nerve of some legends!

Actually I meant the cardboard sign you were holding,
presumably so I could take the picture. That
thing was so well done that I couldn’t throw
it out. Kept it until I moved out of the
Huffman place.

Likely it got bulldozed by developers.

Give my sign back!

Just demonstrating, got it.

I honked my horn, parked my car, got out and just yelled "YO!". Right away my customers showed up

Whose customers?

Poverty is a big problem for many in your position.
If you need a little help, let me know.

Drugs and lube?

I went to Divinity School with the aid of a student loan
and also me working full time at Jack-in-the-Box.

wash away all memory of him publicly calling Freeper's wives "Puerto Rican WH--RES."

I would never shame any working woman no matter how she earns her keep.

Brother Peejay, you are so angry at the world.
You are lashing out all around when clearly you
need to look inside yourself for the source of your rage.

You should pray.

It's sort of a re-telling of the Beowulf legend.
I thought it was freakin' awesome.

I’ve read Ringworld, it was pretty good.
A lot of the stuff Niven did with Pournell is also great.

Highly recommend Legacy of Heorot.

Amen.

Our brother Peejay should heed the call and seek repentance.

I am but a humble servant of the Lord.

Let's pray that our brother Peejay comes to repentance
for his sins and begs forgiveness. Amen.

Oh Peejay.
I can tell you are deeply troubled by something in your
life. A personal failing, perhaps a family member engaged
in immoral and illegal behavior.

This anger has gained control of you, blinding you to
the wonders of creation and wholesome fellowship.
Lashing out at others, attempting to extort poor Laz
with chicken wings so that he will do your twisted bidding.
These are not the actions of a well balanced person, you
should pray for guidance and peace.

I hope you will reflect today on this failing of yours
that is causing you to act in such shameful ways.

I will pray for you.
Have a blessed day.

Your anger is staining your soul.
I hope that you can let go of your crippling despair.

You seem to be really entwined with the anger you’re feeling.
Step back from it, put some space between the anger and your heart.

Cast out the anger and walk in the light, my son.

Thanks!

I’d have been back sooner but the producers were balky
about paying the new cast for the next season.

All ironed out now, it’s GO time!

You should let go of your anger before it consumes you, dear Peejay.

Walk instead in the light of peace and brotherhood.

Do you like male gaze, Peejay?

For some of us, it's all we have left in this cruel world.

Add me.