BIG GOVERNMENT AS WILE E. COYOTE by Michael Cloud (c.) 2000 Ever watch Road Runner cartoons? They explain the secret of government. Road Runner is the Free Market. Road Runner moves fast and fends for himself. He's self-reliant. An individualist. He doesn't interfere with others. He's free...as a bird. Wile E. Coyote is Big Government. Wile E. Coyote wants to live off Road Runner. Acme Products are Big Government programs. Every episode, Wile E. Coyote unveils a brilliant new Acme Product to get the Road Runner. Acme Products have great blueprints and schematics and seem foolproof. Every episode, the brilliant...